#1AppleScruff

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[torvada]

Trying tew decide a backstory for my bcs oc/self insert. Do I make him a broke but tech savvy dude that Saul uses to cause mayhem as some sort of half assed assistant?

Do I make him a worker at Nacho’s fathers shop, who recognizes him while he’s conducting business and gets tied up in cartel stuff because he now knows too much?

Do I make him a corrupt cop/dea agent, who Lalo uses to help him get away with things and throw people off of his trail?

Or maybe he’s just a waiter at a bar/restaurant that the cartel likes to frequent. And they like him because he can turn a blind eye to things and maybe lied to the police when they came looking for one of their members.

What shall I do what shall I do

[mcgillpilled]

something something jimmy and chuck mcgill’s age gap and jesse and jake pinkman’s age gap.

jimmy and jesse: charismatic, academically ungifted, creative, messy, troublemaker but still the favourite son.

chuck and jake: the good boy, high achieving, everything a parent could want in a son - but he will never be loved by his parents the way they love his brother.

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[krownest]

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

[krownest]

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[snottyshawty]

Better Call Saul main storyline:

The Mike Ehrmantraut subplot:

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[wosp-reactivated]

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

[every1leaves-getthechance]

HUGE pathetic loser behavior. why are you staring at his chair so forlornly he is in PRISON because YOU framed him for MURDER.

[dilfdemolisher]

Why does he trot like a gay little horse

[a-multifandom-mess12]

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[murderfathers]

feel like i should change my pfp but i fear it’s too iconic

[klimtsonian]

“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

[filmsdkye]

the scene where alana is like “i feel like I’ve been poisoned” and will’s like “we’ve all been poisoned” is funny in hindsight because alana is talking about how she was being fed human meat and cartilage beer for 8 months and will is talking about how he’s kind of in love with hannibal

[stormybiff]

I think I’ve gotten a serious hold on my insecurity until someone points out my acne and then I go batshit. Sleeper agent wakes up and I have to bite them