Plot Bunnies

For the posts I find that have great potential for future stories

[wizqevelynart-deactivated201605]

This post was going around earlier – according to @intheshadowofsignificance (whom I trust) these links are viruses and the whole thing may be a hoax.

Be safe, y’all!

[intheshadowofsignificance]

If anyone’s antivirus has “website security” you can also google their database and type the url.

For example, Norton has a huge database of websites complete with user reviews and analysis specifically for safety. There are other sites out there as well but I can’t vouch for their legitimacy.

Anyway, they’ll tell you every single website on this list is suspicious, as well as try to reveal discrepancies in the listed location.

Several claim to be located in the U.S but are hidden / unable to be verified. One is actually proven to be located in the Netherlands (I believe that one is talkfictions but it’s been a bit since I looked into this) 

OP’s heart was in the right place but please, P l e a s e don’t click the links!

[dragonageconfessions]

I want to follow up with what we posted earlier.  Please be safe.  

[more-legit-gr8er-writing-tips]

For all of you fanfiction writers

[ruinedchildhood]

[canyoudothecancan-blog]

And thats how you get laid

[perny]

Creme brulaid

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

Creme brulaid

[amazonpoodle]

what if the reason nobody can tell fred and george apart is because they really are interchangeable

not in a ~it doesn’t matter~ way but like. molly and arthur used to worry that fred and george might turn out to be squibs because they weren’t doing any accidental magic as children, but they were, THEY TOTALLY WERE, it just wasn’t anything flashy, instead they were just like idly switching bodies all the time

and like sometimes it doesn’t make much of a difference, whatever, wake up in the opposite bed you went to sleep in, but it gets like dangerous and weird if you’re on a broom or in the pond or letting your mum teach you to cook or trying to be mad stealth, so for a long long time everybody presumes they’re clumsy maybe-squibs and that they’re doing their twin lying thing when they try to explain what’s going on, so they learn to handle the issue their ownselves

they just. don’t go anywhere without the other. they start each day deciding which body is going to be which (because at this point they really don’t know which body is technically fred and which is technically george), and they learn to reorient FAST when they switch, and what things set them off, and eventually they learn how to act like nothing’s up even when one of them’s in the air and one’s on the ground or whatever, and then they burn past that til they can finish each other’s sentences — til they can switch midsentence — til they can play beater together — til they can switch in a split second in the middle of a game — til there’s room for other kinds of accidental magic to start showing up

at hogwarts they keep each other awake in history of magic by switching back and forth. in potions they take turns brewing and keeping lookout for the slytherins. in transfiguration and charms they keep their grades up because one of them will always get a spell right on the first try so they switch and make it look like both of them do and then they practice on their own later in private. it keeps the mystery alive.

at first they thought lee was just a lucky guesser but no, lee can always tell one twin from another twin — it’s not exactly telling fred from george, because while they are definitely two distinct personalities neither one of them feels like fred all the time or george all the time — but lee knows who he argued with yesterday or who he lent his notes to or who’s best to ask for help in astronomy and who’s best at runes. 

the weasleys are pretty bad at it for the longest time, but then bill comes home from his first year cursebreaking and he can tell, and over a holiday he teaches his trick to charlie so charlie can tell. alicia and katie and angelina can tell. the twins honestly don’t know if oliver can tell or not; so long as they’re doing what they’re supposed to on the quidditch pitch he doesn’t really care about much else. harry can tell. luna can tell. tonks can tell.

the problem is there’s no way for this to end happily

[drybananahippyhat]

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN HARRY POTTER HEADCANON I HAVE EVER READ I AM C R Y I N G

[ashleygee16]

Omg. I’m done with this fandom. Always making me cry. Always.

[wildrhov]

All Fanfiction.net Stories Have Been Stolen

Dear fanfiction writers,

Please be aware that there are fake websites which have mirrored literally ALL FANFICS from Fanfiction.net. As far as I can tell, they are near-perfect mirrors, updating in real-time to FFN’s servers.

All of your stories, your profile, everything has been stolen and copied onto the following websites:

http://www.thebuystock.org/

http://www.talkfictions.com/

http://fictionavenue.org/

http://thanfiction.org/

http://hmofiction.org/

They are making profit off your stories with advertisements. This is called spamdexing. Please report them. Theft of this hefty magnitude, literally millions of stories, should not go unpunished.

Also, do not attempt to log in to any site that looks like Fanfiction.net but is not. In theory, they could steal your email and password!

HOW TO REPORT

Go here: https://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/spamreportform?hl=en

Put in the name of the website (one report each)

Write in additional details: This is a spamdexing mirror site to https://www.fanfiction.net/ and has stolen my profiles and intellectual property.

Click “I am not a robot” and then “Report webspam”

Report more by clicking the link on: Go back to the webspam report form.

Writers and fanfic readers should report these websites that profit off our hard work. Stop plagiarism and art theft!

[juleshawke]

I found all of mine on every one of these sites - reported them all.  You might want to check.

[reellifejaneway]

I also found my fics on these sites. If you’ve published with fanfiction.net, please go check for your work too. This is not okay!

[mordinette]

Same here. I didn’t know we could actually do something about it. Thanks for the heads-up.

[turtles-and-technobabbles]

@winnyverse you might wanna check for your stories.

[firebirdscratches]

THEY STOLE BEST SELVES.  LIVID. 

[spevvy]

Not checked mine (if they dare profit from Home From the Sea I will personally end them) but you might want to check yours……. Bastards

[frogsandcoffee-deactivated20171]

Signal boost.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[marbleaide]

Ok but I can't get the thought of Damian in your normal au demanding his brothers and sister sleep with him and they're like "sure but which one" and Damian's just "all of you" and all five of them have a very uncomfortable but cuddly night's sleep

Oh my god

This is so ADORABLE because you should consider the fact that little toddler Damian doesn’t have like a normal sized twin or a full bed– it’s a toddler sized bed still with the railings on each side so he doesn’t accidentally fall out in the night and all of the siblings sort of stand there like ‘Dami…kid, we really can’t all fit in there.’ Which only ends in Damian pouting like MAD until they all finally give in and Damian fits on his bed with Tim and Cass because they are the smallest and Dick lays out on the floor with a little fleece blanket thrown over him that doesn’t cover his feet and Jason passes out in the chair at the corner with his feet thrown over the arm and his head fallen back and there’s a nightlight that sits on Damian’s dresser that casts stars all over the walls and Bruce comes home that night and just looks in at his kids like….what is actually happening here?

But totally ignores it, closes the door quietly behind him, because they’re all asleep by ten and that’s a miracle in and of itself.

[swingsetindecember]

where a grad student becomes a supervillain for extra credit since their doctoral committee is lowkey three of the city’s supervillains. and they meet the hero who is cute and charming and idealistic. and damn, extra credit is so not worth this. but damn, grad school is expensive and the job market is competitive 

“there’s good in you”

“i really think all that’s in me at this point is ramen, red bull and spite”

[jhameia]

I WOULD BUY THIS NOVEL

[cutteroo]

Mary Poppins / Harry Potter headcanon FB chat

[ladyprydian]

I always thought she was a Time Lord, what with everything fitting in her bag and what not.

[prettyvk]

Where do you think Hermione got her idea for her clutch purse?

[suitfer]

“family, stability…guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago. i think someone else came out”

tiny comic about bucky’s insecurities. as he recovers, bucky’s upset he can’t revert to exactly who he was before hydra. sometimes, seeing how he used to be with steve in the 40s unnerves him. he feels like he can’t be steve’s best friend again. steve realizes this and, fortunately, knows how to comfort him. he understands the feeling. completely inspired by @ladypeg!

[duhdean]

omg this dude is like yelling a phone conversation outside im pretty sure his gf is breaking up with him 

[duhdean]

i have discovered her name is sarah and he “loves her so fucking much” and that “these words should not be leaving her mouth right now”

[duhdean]

this has been going on for like an hour he just keeps going around in circles

[duhdean]

i think its finally over because he just screamed and threw is phone

[duhdean]

now hes cursing up at the gods and petting his own hair i feel like i should do something

[duhdean]

hes like walking around screaming and sobbing and cursing idk what to do

[duhdean]

i just yelled out the window “its okay dude dont worry you’ll find someone else” and he went totally silent i dont think he knows where my voice came from because he looks really freaked out now …what have i done 

[duhdean]

HE JUST SCREAMED “HOW DO YOU KNOW?!” WHAT DO I DO I STILL DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHERE MY VOICE IS COMING FROM BC IM SCREAMING FROM MY UPSTAIRS BATHROOM

[duhdean]

OH MY GOD I PANICKED AND REPLIED WITH “because you are a very good looking young man and any woman would be lucky to have you” I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING GRANDMA

[duhdean]

he seems satisfied with this reply

[duhdean]

i think i actually calmed him down he seems almost okay now

[duhdean]

he just picked up his phone i think hes going home now. i hope his phone is okay

[duhdean]

goodbye random heartbroken dude i wish you luck on your journey home.. wherever your home may be

[teamcoco]

[spaceagecrystals-deactivated201]

This is my fave Noel fielding story ever in the world

[am-i-a-cheerleader]

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

[q33r-deactivated20190402]

Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing

[zoevioletlorenzo-deactivated202]

Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard

[the44th]

The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes. 

[storyplotbuns-blog]

My psychology professor: People usually remember something that happened in general but not verbatim. You probably remember the plot to the first Harry Potter book but who here would remember the first line?

Me: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

My psychology professor: Okay. You aren't allowed to talk in class anymore.

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them

[kyrael]

Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?”  A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.”  “…Technically, yes.”

[mrsmarymorstan]

Imagine it, a poor First Year is waiting outside the common room, they can’t answer the riddle in a way to appease the eagle and must wait until someone else to answer it for them. It’s getting late, they’re starting to resign themselves to having to spend the night here. 

Suddenly, their saviour comes! It’s a seventh year! Back from a night finishing off their Araithmancy essay in the Library. They look angry, but our poor little first year squares their shoulders, waiting to see what will happen, and hope that they’ll keep the door open for them. 

The Seventh Year bangs the handle against the wall, and a slightly disgruntled voice asks the question again: “What is the truth?”

The Student Replies, “The Truth is that I am so fucking sick of all these mother fucking questions about stupid fucking topics like this you bloody fuck-witted bastard. Who in the name of Merlin’s saggy left testicle gives a fucking damn about all this shit anyway? I’ve been working my arse off in the library for the last seven hours now let me the fuck in or, truthfully, I’ll blast my way in and take you with me.”

The eagle knocker tutts, but allows the student entry anyway, and our little first year enters, eyes wide and in shock. They watch the seventh year go up to their bedroom, awe all over their face at their new hero. They did, indeed, learn something that day by waiting for someone to arrive, they learnt that swearing has a magic all of it’s fucking own, and that sometimes it is big and clever to use it. 

[aphoenixinwriting-deactivated20]

The only head canon I will ever accept. Its both perfectly witty and fantastically assholish

[avocadamnit-deactivated20161008]

witty and fantastically assholish… pretty much quintessential ravenclaw traits right there

[spectralarchers]

I want an Avengers fic where Natasha asks Clint to help her train the New Avengers by doubling up as a villain without the others knowing, because she knows Clint has contacts and could do real damage (cf what he did for Loki while under his control, getting goons and ressources within a couple of days).

I want Clint to tell the others he’s at the farm for a while, which is true, but it becomes his HQ for the while the test mission runs - he calls in old contacts from his past (good friends that understand the importance of the simulation), and Natasha plays along, pretending not to know who this crime boss is and why these street gamblers and sharks are suddenly organized and making more damage than before.

I want the New Avengers to find fake locations and be on the verge of giving up because NOBODY knows who the boss is (he only gives messages from his phone or computer and nobody has ever seen him), so even Wanda can’t get a feel of him.

And, in the end, I want Clint dressed as a bad guy (with a mask so they can’t see his face) to show up, on a day where Rhodey and Wanda are out looking for clues, and I want Bad!Clint to take on both Sam and Steve and hold his ground until he traps them somewhere by getting the doors to the facility closed. And when Cap and Falcon hear Natasha scream in pain (which makes them pound harder even on the doors and walls), I want her scream to turn to silence, and when they FINALLY make it out, they find her and Clint sitting at the table, with the villain’s stealth suit lying next to them.

It’s Sam who realizes it first, and he punches Clint in the jaw which makes Natasha laugh, but in the end the entire dismantling that criminal network is both a failure and a success (they didn’t catch Clint, but they learnt teamwork in a job that caused them great problems).

And, after that, Clint gets a new earned respect knowing that he manged to beat them all by having some good contacts and an excellent tactical brain.

[dhufflebee]

#HE DID SO MUCH WHEN UNDER LOKI’s SPELL  #Imagine what he could achieve if Natasha asked him  #And he did hack himself into the helicarrier for Fury to test the security of it!  #Clint is super clever and could be such a villain it amazes me 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via kkcollins)

[reliquiaen]

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

[australian-government-deactivat]

i’d never die

[verylargetomato-deactivated2021]

but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day

[deactivated01847192184-deactiva]

imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together

[sadgaywerewolf]

imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal

[airtrafficcontroller]

holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever

[enlistedjess-deactivated2017010]

What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.

[dissypoo]

This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate

[rainyfrogs]

okay but you guys dont realize the potential.

imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and sleeps around a lot and you notice a scar along his arm and ask where he got it. he just look down at his feet and said “i used to be a soldier in world war one”. He’s been sleeping around and hooking up so much cause he’s been trying to find his soulmate for years but hasn’t yet.

Imagine going on your first date with someone and you really hit it off and then the next day you notice a grey hair and call them on the phone excitedly screaming and they both just sit on the phone hysterically crying and laughing.

Imagine sitting in silence with your partner and having them say out of the blue “i feel so old when im around you… but… in a good way” and thats the moment you know that they love you.

imagine having a dog thats 18 in human years and it starts to get gray patches of fur because they loves you so much.

imagine noticing you look older and freaking out but then stopping and getting super confused because “im not dating anyone right now…. which of my friends is my soulmate… WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?!?” and then they hopelessly date everyone they know in order to find out which one it fucking was. it was the pizza delivery guy the whole time. they went on 27 dates that all ended in confusion and heartbreak and it was the god damn pizza delivery guy from a month ago the whole fucking time. 

imagine someone dating their partner for 5 years and then having an affair. only after the affair do they start aging.

imagine nuns who start to age after they ceremoniously “marry god”

imagine people getting surgeries to look older cause they dont want people to think theyre alone.

imagine having parents who wont let you date anyone but they start to notice you aging and then you have to have a terrifying “surprise im gay and i have a boyfriend haha oops” conversation

imagine seeing couples with teenage kids and the couple both looks 18.

i could go on for hours.

[the-anime-man]

imagine immortal aromantics/asexuals

[ingu]

imagine unrequited soulmates where only one side ages and the other side doesn’t

[cosmic-noir]

Imagine narcissists dying of old age in front of mirrors