The Dirty Minded Gentleman

M/early 40s/Germany. NSFW content (including some kinky stuff), that's probably why Tumblr decided to mute me. Hmu on Kik (strafitzz) or Wickr (strafitzzz) to talk about your dirty desires. Also expect intermittent shots of architecture,ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ, music, awareness, geography, clouds, retro/synth/vaporwave, compassion, and a healthy dose of humour and skepticism. Don't expect tolerance of racism, misogyny or other right-wing shit. This world would be a better place if more people 69'd.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i want you to keep in mind that a shitton of the “NO DoNT VoTe ThERe’s nO DifFereNCe Bt tHE TwO PaRties” nonsense you see going around is coming from bots

who are hoping to influence the election

and who will influence it, to a degree

kind of like… kinda like that one….ya’ll remember that last big. political thing. where. we were voting in a political leader? and then we found out…there was a foreign power influencing voters. through social media? ya’ll. ya’ll remember. that.

[iamgandalfandgandalfmeansme]

VOTE BIDEN 2020. You must register to vote!

See if you are registered to vote: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/

Register online to vote: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote#item-212645

Where do I go to vote? (state by state): https://www.vote.org/polling-place-locator/

With COVID, see if you can vote absentee or vote early if you can!

[mapsontheweb]

Here’s a map of Finland in the style of Super Mario World.

by @SirLazz

[rafawriter]

[evelynhug0]

Stretch marks are cute

[tastefullyoffensive]

Instruments Renamed for Accuracy (via WalkingSoliloquy) Previously: Animals Renamed for Accuracy

[silly-jellyghoty]

@morby @pianopadawan i lost it at thwackpots. What about you?

[morby]

@silly-jellyghoty @robert-smiths-underpants

I lost it at “Bendy Sex Whistle”…. each new instrument just cranked up de pranks!

Top of de Proms will never be the same

I’m gonna save all these and see if I cant make character names from them!😬😬😁😁

[naughtydreamer11]

[letmeexploreuranusiv]

[biglove2019]

[contac]

Miracle Piano Teaching System commercial from 1991.

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

[cold-butter-warm-toast]

It can’t be September, just yesterday it was Marchgustuary

[cold-butter-warm-toast]

Today’s Date: [REDACTED]/[REDACTED]/20

[bellygangstaboo]

what the hell is going on in this country?!

[tontonmichel-deactivated2022021]

Well damn

[justcariii]

Shit has been bad for a while

[fatcr0w]

Right so this lady was smart, if you’re ever in a sedan-style trunk there’s a little pull tab that you can use to get yourself out that is STANDARD in cars built after 2001. It’s the law just like headlights and seatbelts.

if you are in an SUV style vehicle or newer model car you may be able to find the automatic trunk release wire, pull on it, it will pop the trunk

if you can’t find any of that stuff,look for the brake light housing. You will need to pull back the trunk carpeting and feel about. It’s probably bolted in, but some careful wiggling will dislodge it. If people see a goddamn arm waving out of a hole in a car while they poke along I-95 they likely will do something about it

[msleoduh]

Reblog to save a life….

[ryderdai]

I was about to explain that handle myself. I did in the past and was told I have a sick since of humor for saying it helps to serve as an escape method in kidnappings.

Some of them even glow in the dark for easier finding.

[aixela89]

Reblog to save a life

[timberwolfalpha]

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

[werenotreallystrangers]

[germanlanguagerocks]

Swiss Jodel: ETH Edition

[strafitzz]

Poor Rolf.

[germanlanguagerocks]

My favorite book is Yolo Faber by Max Fresh.

[sweet-marie-deactivated20260805]

good evening to pleaidian star children, nail-peelers, adults who buy their underwear in a 6 pack from walmart, trichotillomaniacs in remission, apolitical wikipedia vandals, people whose teeth feel weird after eating spinach, and c-section babies who sometimes wonder if the circumstances of their birth affected them psychologically in some way

[nebulaniggatry]

Anyway I want to tell bi girls, especially with how disgustingly biphobic twitter has been, that if you have a preference for men, don’t feel obligated to try and make yourself seem more “gay.” You’re enough. Don’t suppress your attraction for temporary validation. Your love for all genders is real & valid. you shouldn’t feel restricted or that you have to make fifty wlw moodboards and strip your pages of any mention of men to prove your worth to biphobes. Men are hot. Talk about how much you find them attractive without shame.

[sanderssides-angst]

This message is so real whether your attractions is 50/50, 30/70, or even 10/90 you are bi and valid in your identity, if you should feel comfortable to express your attraction

[princessbubblegumandjustice]

Liking women and men is what makes you bisexual! People who shame you for liking men are shaming you for being bisexual.

You don’t need the approval of biphobes. Be out and proud.

[anxietyproblem]

[kingscrown666]

This is that idiot from The Office