False advertising

Someone better get this joke. Insta @raphvillanueva Snapchat: raphaelvilla

[xxtc-96xx]

What are your thoughts on this?

bruh Mewtwo knows what’s up 

[oneechangoddess]

Mewtwo made the right choice

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

That time he chucked Mewtwo into a lake

[lord-tachanka-official]

[alittledicey]

[pwesident]

tumblr users will reblog anything huh

[illumineeti]

[omghotmemes]

At this point I’m too afraid to ask why

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

pro-life memes are so fucking funny

[outofcontextyaoi]

[outofcontextyaoi]

every single reblogger has tagged this with some variation of ‘me’, except for the one person who tagged it

[freakspotting]

[jori-like-jormungandr]

<|:) wizard

<\:) the cooler wizard

[thats-howthelightgets-in]

Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim

[azzandra]

I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kirkendauhl]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

[fuxray]

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[godlessondheimite]

[junietuesday]

[coughloop]

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

[coughloop]

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

[unseriousguy]

[nuttendo64-deactivated20231225]

holy shit

[officialcrow]

dog im shouting

[themasterpupil]

Well..

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

??????? Lol

[brother2thenight]

Where? How? WHY?

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

[that1guykaiser]

My favorite things are when spectacular effprt is out into such stupid shit

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone spent fucking days on this

[forklift-certified-icarus]

I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was “if you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you” and then we were like “this is the only good update we’ve ever gotten” and then we just. continued sh*tposting

[staff]

[official-lucifers-child]

this is the funniest post, hands-down, that i have ever seen

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[vicholas]

sometimes you feel like reblogging only like 5 posts through the whole day. other time you feel like reblogging like 50 posts in one hour. so is the turbulent and unpredictable life of a tumblr girl.

[batsandboba]

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

[batsandboba]

I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic