Horizon Zero Dawn As Written By Straights

Asks and submissions are open and appreciated!/Mod: H (@sapphictalanah)/all posts will be tagged as straighthzd and hetcanons/please let me know if I should tag and triggers

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I started following @straighttma and @straighttaz and really thought we should add some video games into the heteroverse

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Pedra gets a male love love interest called Pedrum, who looks just like her - but with less cleavage and more beard. Pedra makes idle comments about how great he is, even though he has no personality aside from drinking and flirts with Aloy on several occasions

I’m pretty sure this is just Petra’s version of Amadis

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Tilda actually used Lis and never loved her just to get Gaia because she wanted to please Gerrard due to her massive crush on him.

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Guerilla begins producing NFTs themed to the machines

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Followed for the shits and giggles but the growing sense of horror was a nice surprise. Fantastic job, I hate it 🧡

The amount of people who are horrified by this blog is a wonderful compliment to my skills

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Here's a crazy suggestion! Talanah only comes to the Forbidden West to pursue some boy who it turns out she is actually in love with! Only to find out he doesn't care about her and and loves another woman who doesn't love him back even after being rescued and after all that and Aloy and Talanah just part with a hug.

I’m not going to lie I’m pretty sure I have this whole post in the drafts

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within five minutes alone this blog has made me viscerally uncomfortable--and i mean this as a compliment most positively and genuinely from the heart, fantastic fucking job 👍 It's like watching a horror movie

Thank you, that is my goal

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The main conflict of horizon forbidden west is Aloy having to chose between vampire Varl and werewolf Erend

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The story ends with Aloy taking her son, Sylens Ted Sobeck (named after the two bravest men she knew)to his own proving

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I hate this blog so much thank you

So do I ❤️

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Nil’s backstory is that bandits chased his mother off a cliff when he was a child

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There are romance options, but only with the male characters

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HFW Shitpost Prediction #17

Everyone is straight.

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I didn't read your url at first and had a reaction similar to this to one of your posts:

But then I turned on my reading comprehension and now I'm very relieved and amused, so thanks! 😂

I mean, I have that reaction to seeing my own posts so I think you’re good

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Elisabet is infertile and views herself as a monster because of it. This is the only character trait established for her.

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GAIA is rebooted and gets a boyfriend / husband in the worst way the hets can come up with

Oh...oh no

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Nil kills bandits not because of any moral reasoning but because he has the serial killer gene