strange-llama-night's blog

hi im olivia and i want to die °pan° #poly# they/them or she/her either's chill

[lumchan]

I followed you for anime but you post too much anime

[vaycasinoboss]

Soft Mo will be death for all of us.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy Pride Month Eleanor Roosevelt was queer, the Little Mermaid is a gay love story, James Dean liked men, Emily Dickinson was a lesbian, Nikola Tesla was asexual, Freddie Mercury was bisexual & British Indian, and black trans women pioneered the gay rights movement.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Florence Nightingale was a lesbian, Leonardo da Vinci was gay, Michelangelo too, Jane Austen liked women, Hatshepsut was not cisgender, and Alexander the Great was a power bottom

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Honestly just reblogging for that last one

[sp8b8]

Probably not historically backed but fuck yes

[aphony-cree]

Eleanor Roosevelt wrote love letters to Lorena Hickok

Love letters Hans Christian Anderson wrote to Edvard Collin contain elements that appeared in The Little Mermaid, which he was writing at the same time

Several people who knew James Dean have talked about his relationships with men 

Letters and poems allude to a romance between Emily Dickinson and at least two women 

Nikola Tesla was adverse to touch. He said he fell in love with one women but never touched her and didn’t want to get married 

Freddie Mercury is well known for his attraction to men but was also linked to several women, including Barbara Valentin whom he lived with shortly before he died. Friends have talked about being invited into their bed and walking in on them having sex (documentary Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender) 

Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are two of the best-known activists who fought in the Stonewall riots

Florence Nightingale refused 4 marriage proposals and her letters and memoir suggest a love for women 

Leonardo da Vinci never married or fathered children, was once brought up on sodomy charges, and a sketch in one of his notebooks is 2 penises walking toward a hole labeled with the nickname of his apprentice 

Condivi said that Michelangelo often spoke exclusively of masculine love

Jane Austin never married and wrote about sharing a bed with women (Jane Austen At Home: A Biography by Lucy Worsley)

Hatshepsut took the male title Pharaoh (instead of Queen Regent) and is depicted in art from the time the same way a male Pharaoh would have been

“Alexander was only defeated once…and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs.” is a 2,000 year old quote

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I want to hire you to follow me around and defend my honor with meticulous research

[newtgeiszler]

people who aren’t horny for venom have no rights

[autumn-sweet-fae]

Did anyone else notice?

When Venom first saw Eddie, it was through Maria’s eyes.

Maria was homeless, and when you’re homeless most folks ignore you or treat you terribly. Some help out a bit and give you some change, but Eddie did so much more. He treated her like a person, a friend, and gave her much more then she asked for when she tried to sell him the free papers, even when he didn’t have much himself.

And when she saw him at the Life Foundation and cried for help, instead of backing away to hide, he risked getting caught and freed her.

Venom would have known all of this after a quick trip through Maria’s memories and would have seen how she saw Eddie, as a kind compassionate person.

So Venoms first impression of him would have been based on this, and since kindness isn’t much of a thing in symbiote society, there’s no doubt that Vemon was intrigued by this odd stupid human.

And 48 hours later, the symbiote was in love.

[un-cerebro-hambriento]

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

[poppetdrop]

listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest

[scrappysheep-deactivated2019080]

I need a calendar with those doggos. LOOOOVEEE <3

[venom-what-that-tongue-do-666]

when people are like “oh i wouldn’t fuck venom that’s just super gross” like alright sarah we get it you have a vanilla sex life and you’re a boring bitch like idk why you’d be proud of not being a venom fucker

[venom-what-that-tongue-do-666]

fuck i thought the whole venom fucker stuff was a joke then i saw the movie today .... fuck daddy

you: oh yeah and then there’s this big joke going around that people want to fuck venom lol what a great joke

all the venom fuckers: no it’s not a joke we literally want him to fuck us

you: comedic gold

[lesbianvamp]

“Will you come with me?” he asked. The never-ending ache of love and sorrow. Perhaps in some other life I could have refused, could have torn my hair and screamed, and made him face his choice alone. But not in this one. He would sail to Troy and I would follow, even into death. 

“Yes,” I whispered. “Yes.” 

Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles

[sockablock]

Universal experiences that prove why D&D is both the best and worst game ever:

“Make a stealth check.” “45.” “Your character just stops existing.”

“Now he’s gonna attack you, and—aw, fuck!” “Did you roll a nat—“ “I rolled a nat 1.”

“That’s 34 points of damage.” “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead—“

“I’m gonna cast [every AoE spell ever] on that guy.” “Hey! I’m standing right next to him!” “You’ve got a lot of HP, you’ll be fine.”

“I’m not sure you can do tha—“ “Nat 20.” “…you do that, I guess.”

“Wait, can I go ask [enemy NPC] for info?” “No, you killed him. He’s super-dead! His blood is everywhere, he’s not talking.”

“Make a persuasion check.” “Well I rolled a 2, but with my modifier it’s a 25.” “Nobody is allowed to play a bard next campaign.”

“You’re not proficient in that.” “Can I still try?” “…sure.”

“Come on guys, you almost had it.” “It’s been 45 minutes. Can you just tell us the answer?” “No. I believe in you. Now solve my puzzle.”

And, of course, the greatest one of all:

“…[heavy sigh]. Roll for seduction.”

[rulerofspace134]

@apollosukulele

[hoodienot]

really shitty fanart because its midnight

Eddie and Venom relationship is amazing and I love it

[wildehacked]

SO I just spent my evening reading the 2017 Venom run. GUYS. I THOUGHT YOU ALL WERE KIDDING.  Here’s them at the church where they met: 

Here’s Eddie musing about the state of their relaysh: 

Here’s Jessica Drew helping Eddie deal with the fact that THE SYMBIOTE IS PREGNANT AND WANTS HIM TO HELP RAISE THE BABY

LIKE. GUYS. WHAT THE HELL. HOW LONG HAVE YOU ALL KNOWN ABOUT THIS AND WHY IS IT THE FIRST I’M HEARING ABOUT IT

[o-do-dok]

[hosino-hikaru]

[pk4n]

romance of the year tbh 

[sdfg4567-deactivated20221130]

for those die hard fans who are still in denial that symbrock is canon 👌💓💕

[trinketier]

hands never lonely