Strange Amusement

[strangeamusement]

[advice-animal]

Parents just don’t understand

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[toastbutteregg]

I love him so much

[dndfantasyworld]

The Greatest Color Names In The World

[srsfunny]

Burger Explained

[dndfantasyworld]

Cartoon Logic Put Me In The Edge

[animals-lovers]

(Source)

[a-framed-dog]

[shencomix]

[loadingartist]

feelin lightheaded

Also I’m streaming the next comic right now on Twitch!

[loadingartist]

i want nothing

(here’s a link to my patreon <3)

[catchymemes]

[loadingartist]

treenagers

btw I have a patreon, take a look 

[srsfunny]

Every Single Argument About Vaccines

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[thebestoftumbling]

clever dog tricked me into game of fetch

[unboundblackboi]

I’m so emotional right now

[justa-littlepup]

Smartest dog ever

[andwewillallshineon]

Good pupper!!

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.