My Personal Strange Experiences

You meet some weird people in high school Ran by @acedoesstuffblr

[lvmimis]

like people forget that weird girls grow into weird adult women. it doesn't just go away. and no you don't perish when you turn 25 or automatically turn into a nonweird wife and mother like some kind of Pokémon end evolution, you end up like me.

[ursavorpalis]

#or you transition

[troublepunk-ldn]

luckily weird little boys are also transitioning into weird adult women, so the balance is maintained and the world is full of cool weird adult women

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Hey it me

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

I’m entering my senior year isn’t that crazy?

[quinintheclouds]

Y'all have,,, NO idea how much I want a pizza rn. It is taking all of my willpower to save my money and not order one this instant to celebrate getting stuff done today

[quinintheclouds]

late-stage capitalism is i want pizza but congress won’t buy me one

wait I haven’t tried

I’m gonna call my congressman and see

[quinintheclouds]

Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,

[quinintheclouds]

I’m gonna ask my governor now and tell him Cruz said it was out of his jurisdiction so he’ll feel all important. dude sued the city and is richer than god he can afford a pizza

[quinintheclouds]

HDGJDFHGJ SOMEONE PICKED UP,,, this is how it went:

Me: Hello, I would like to request an audience with Governor Abbott

Secretary: I’m sorry. I can relay a message and have him get back to you in a call or email.

Me: Okay, thanks! Due to some recent changes and current economic disparity in Texas, I’ve calculated that Gov. Abbott makes enough a year to buy over 10,000 pizzas, for example. As a display of his claims to make efforts towards rebuilding the middle class, all I ask is that he buy me one single pizza. 

Secretary: *incredulous laugh/scoff noise*

Me: That’s less than 0.0001% of his salary, not even taking his enormous wealth into consideration, and will affect my voting decision next election cycle. My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/quinintheclouds 

Secretary: …I’ll let him know.

Secretary: *Hangs up*

[quinintheclouds]

None of them bought me a pizza. Guess you could say they crust my dreams :((

[quinintheclouds]

pLOT TWIST THE SECRETARY SENT ME $15 FOR MAKING HER LAUGH AND CAUSE SHE HATES WORKING THERE,,, THE SUBJECT LINE SAID POLITICAL PIZZA

[crowleyisourking]

I scrolled away but had to come back and reblog.

[southbreak]

This is amazing

[hasnoname1982]

As a person who freaks out about talking to my own family members, I am in awe of the fact that you actually did this

[quinintheclouds]

me too, but consider: I was really hungry

[hellllrazor]

“Hmm… Ted Cruz isn’t answering. Still a coward, I see,” is the most powerful thing I’ve ever read.

[vulgarmaw]

I hate that I wasn’t the first person to think of something like this.

[demilypyro]

Tried a new burger place

Too spicy!

[demilypyro]

Listen to my yapping

[carnivaldemiurge]

[foone]

https://deathgenerator.com/#acww

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Me: Yo guys at lunch we got to visit [Teacher] he’s my pookie

Friend: You got to post that on strange experiences

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Classmate: Yeah I just don’t want to like deadname you or something

Me: nah don’t worry I’m not like that

My friend (appearing from behind me): THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

This pep assembly boring af

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Drawn on the whiteboard

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Update:

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Reupdate

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Drawn on the whiteboard

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Update:

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Drawn on the whiteboard

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Friend: Kick me what are you gonna do?

Me: kick you

*kicks*

Friend: you’d kick a girl?

Me: aren’t you gender-fluid?

Friend no, wait, yes

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Teacher: yeah you can use the next few minutes to work on whatever

Kid: she’s such a G for this

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Kid 1: *pulls out 5 dollar bill*

Kid 2: It’s George Washington from the dodge commercial

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Got into a screaming match with my bio teacher about grape colours

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Freshman came in with this for the second day in a row

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

Two girls wearing matching shirts saying “Do MILFs not drugs”

[strangeexperiencesathighschool]

In a really difficult class and the girl next to me pulls out a job application and starts filling it out