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Jenn, queer, she/her  multifandom. i have a lot of books. i like watching a lot of horror movies and those ghost hunters shows when i'm home alone and then i walk around the house with all the lights on carrying a hockey stick and nerf gun for protection against any spirits that may or may not haunt my house.i it doesn't help my dog likes to stare down the stairs when no one's down there

[acecroft]

HAYDEN PANETTIERE as Kirby Reed in Scream VI (2023)

[pusheen]

[asystolle]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[wordfather]

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I can really relate to this. Humor is the point, not debate.

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[apolladay]

Did your parent(s) bring you to Bring Your Child To Work Day?

Yes, at least once

No, but at least one of their workplaces offered it

No, and it wasn’t offered

I’ve never even heard of this

Nuance/other

Voting ended onAug 9

I always read about this in books but both my parents worked in high-security labs so there wasn’t exactly ever a “schoolchildren permitted today” policy. Was this actually a real thing that happened to people?

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[twomanyfandomshelp]

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

[insufferable-yapper]

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

[myterriblethirties]

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

[brokenteardrops]

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

[myterriblethirties]

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

18

[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[subtextsays]

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zero

1-4

5-8

9-12

13-16

17-19

It's me, Nobody (20)

Voting ended onJul 30

[xkatebishop]

HAILEE STEINFELD as KATE BISHOP - HAWKEYE S1E2

[madeline-sharpe-deactivated2022]

It’s just a book. No harm ever came from… reading a book.

Rachel Weisz as Evelyn >> Favorite Female Characters THE MUMMY (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[brightlotusmoon]

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

[anonymous-lightbulb]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[black-feather-fiction]

This is like one of those romance novels where people bond over accidentally writing each other emails but better.

Like Pride and Prejudice but instead of the love interest getting dissed for his toxicity and then reforming, it’s just two people bonding over dissing a dead toxic asshole.

10/10 would recommend

[sophsun1]

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis

[lizclimo]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[mayhamster]

Holy fuck

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.