Incredibly Passionate @strangestblossom - Tumblr Blog

I just felt someone Z-target me

at least there's videogames

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

absurdlyinaccurate

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

severinstarblaze

Hello cock nation (volume warning)

drawing under the cut lol

multifandomhoodies

Mutuals can have my home address before discord can have my ID

iced-coffee-chronicles

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

tawghasa

Living in the wrong timsezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹

hickeywiththegoodhair

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

mint-swirl

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

jennyforeigner

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.