radish as fuck

Nikki/26/rabbits are great

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[should-be-sleeping]

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

[should-be-sleeping]

I see it’s *looks at smudged writing on hand* Lent again.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[noeberri]

Bathing my gastrodon. For enrichment

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

THERES ALWAYS SOME KIND OF FUCKING NOISE

[intriga-hounds]

little prince receives his morning cookie

[lynx-tales]

@pangur-and-grim

This looks like if Pangur was a dog

[cobie-smulders]

[rlyhigh]

omg…

[brainrottiktoks]

[smileyzs]

This is what the fae do inside mushroom circles when the moon is at its peak.

[fishiest-fish]

There is something so nice about Irish dancing

[percabethfangirl]

I DO IRISH DANCE BUT THAT'S JUST CRAZY GOOD LIKE IT'S SO PRECISE AND IN SYNC DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS????

[jordisstigander]

They tap

Me: "oh yeah"

They frigging hop

Me: "OH YEAH"

[nefja]

Task: put toy in bin

Instructions unclear.

Dog ended up in bin.

[beardedmrbean]

[uncle-cazador]

Oh my fucking god

[ampervadasz]

[peachmage]

[temporalkingdom]

Who is your dad, now?

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

I WILL reblog this video every damn time I see it because this kids is A GENIUS

[brujoterias]

[neko-gifs]

/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\

[drtanner-dickery]

What a spoiled child. <3

[blackwoolncrown]

social activity 4 kitty

[huffylemon]

[tiktokmuseum]

are men okay?

[siderealsandman]

NO

[zymomonasmobilis]

my husband told me, after many years of being together, that when he was about 7 a teacher used to single him out for being disrespectful at school. Apparently his disrespectful offense was “smirking” too much???? So he got punished for smiling???? And eventually just trained himself to stop smiling so this teacher would leave him alone???? And that’s why he has such a stoic facial expression now and can’t smile for photographs.

I had to.....privately cry after hearing that one

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Wow

[themildestofwriters]

It’s the only way men are able to discuss their issues because society taught them that they shouldn’t burden people with their issues or that their issues are meaningless or that their issues aren’t actually a thing. Sharing anecdotes with friends is one way of talking about it, because they feel comfortable enough to share. At the same time, they might just not know that the event was traumatic because it’s trauma y’all.

[crownquill]

im-

[sammyofthesea]

Take this to be your reminder that men experience trauma too and need a safe space to talk about it. Be that safe space for your friends who are men

[flipchild]

Pokemon Testosterone and Pokemon Estrogen

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

since nobody's ever fucking satisfied on here 🙄😒

[o-kurwa]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here