StratoSosig

Totally Not writing a M.A.S.H style Ben Shapiro "True Allegiance" fan fiction

[captain-price-returns]

A $4 million Patriot missile interceptor missile fails shortly after launch, Bahrain. 25 July 2026

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[xylophonetangerine]

Fortunate coincidences:

Concrete and steel have the same coefficient of thermal expansion

Titanium is anomalously biocompatible

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[nacht---hexe]

Secret Technique of the Mensa Temple: Bullet-Deflecting Palm

[caesarsaladinn]

the medieval peasant is a sort of mythological archetype that mostly exists to win arguments about the problems with modern society

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[captain-price-returns]

[maryfitzroy]

[deadeyesopened]

[rnismatch]

the write brothers died when one of them flew its personal craft into a grain silo and the other hit the grain silo next to it

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[saltedume]

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[internet-sentences]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction