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her | botany major

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[djarinmuse]

I literally love all of you, but as a Tumblr veteran, Tumblr's main feature is the reblog feature. It is the beating heart of the dashboard and the foundation for a chronological timeline. The For You page here should not be your default setting.

You guys have got to start reblogging stuff you enjoy, especially, specifically gifs and fan art but also fics and fan theories or even hot takes if you're not afraid of a lil discourse. I'm tired of being the first or third reblog for a person's post and then seeing my blog's followers do nothing but hit like, while blogs sit there with no new posts in months or years!

Reblog more stuff please. Thank you, have a good day.

You're not even going to reblog this post are you 🫩

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

[ootthursday]

[strawb-crypt1d]

every now and then i remember jamiroquai exists and the next 72 hours is just filled with banger after banger

[mistress-of-the-dyke]

[animentality]

[strawb-crypt1d]

nah the openai ome goes hard tho. major bars

[kitkatpancakestack]

sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.

[dollcoil]

uh oh theres nothing good or interesting for me left to say in the conversation, its time to send some sort of image i have lying around in my gallery...

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[foone]

I've long enjoyed the comedic trope of inventing inexplicable kink names by using the prefixes "reverse" or "double", like "reverse feet" or "double cowgirl".

but I randomly saw a tag that suggested another good option: virtual.

I don't know what happens in something tagged "virtual pegging" and I don't want to find out, because I'm sure the answer will be more boring than my imagination.

[foone]

I assume it involves the nintendo power glove

[chronicintrovert]

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[mmpi-3deactivated-deactivated20]

[strawb-crypt1d]

obsessed. im obsessed (w onions).

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sucks that “sleeping together” refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

[nyaskitten]

Reblog if you wanna snooze with a pal

[girlballs-archive]

hey wait a minute

[girlballs-archive]

[girlballs-archive]

[deancodedinthewater]

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[deancodedinthewater]

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!