StrawberryGirl22

I am made of strawberries. I consume strawberries. I come from and of their flesh and feast thereof. I will not be taking questions on this 19 Trans + Lesbian

[strawberrygrl22]

"trial by combat" this "trial by combat" that. Where's trial by wombat huh? They gave an excellent sense of justice and will easily decide on a verdict and just punishment. Entrust yourself to a wombat today

[strawberrygrl22]

The resurgence of the puppygirl, replacing the once large catgirl population, will most certainly eventually lead to an unsustainable increase in the bunnygirl population which will lead to ecological disaster

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]

[redstonedust]

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

[herpsandbirds]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn and a happy new year!!!

[hypotenussy]

i love it when people use the phrase 'biblically accurate' to describe things that most certainly were not in the bible. "biblically accurate hatsune miku" i don't know if that's true but i am enchanted by the beautiful world you have invented

[strawberrygrl22]

The reason that salamanders don't have fur is not because they are amphibians. It is because I personally shaved them all

[strawberrygrl22]

Estrogen tends to make people less violent and more tame as well as, at first, less horny. Therefore, giving Jack the Ripper estrogen to rail her would've saved lives. In this essay I will

[mossmittens]

told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question

[strawberrygrl22]

Soop

[dailycatsblog]

[strawberrygrl22]

If anyone hurt my cat I'd probably beat them up for a lot longer than half an hour. Anyway good thing I live near the ocean

[strawberrygrl22]

Life is pain (but in French)

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[strawberrygrl22]

I'm a vampire

[strawberrygrl22]

The fact that photons don't have mass implies that the rest of the particles are Catholic

[strawberrygrl22]

Trans James Bond villains be like: And now, Mister Bond, you will be dropped into my pit of laser-blahajs! Any last words?

[fuzzynecromancer]

Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.

[emmaubler]

Banks and credit cards should not be in the business of making moral judgments about what their customers spend their money on. Their job is to facilitate transactions, period. If it's not illegal, then they should have no say on who buys guns or porn or junk food or any other thing somebody might decide is objectionable.

[hound-dyke]

i need more mutuals in biting range, but yall are like. in the pnw or some shit. stop that.

[strawberrygrl22]

Whenever I'm cooking and something is being difficult, I think of Moby Dick. The perfect pizza is my white whale, and I'm captain Ahab