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I'm thinking of something stupid again.... 26/F/🏳️‍⚧️Lesbian HRT Anniversary 06/04/2026

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[c-rowlesdraws]

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

[charl0ttan]

[ace-trainer-alice]

there's a really fun balance when you know someone has a crush on you where you can tease them for having a crush on you without letting them know you know they have a crush on you. this only works because people who have crushes will analyze everything you say but not very well. anyway, i love playing with my food.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Gosh, that's so perfect. Your friend is actually the only one who is engaging with this post correctly. Supersedes my original intent, even. Sorry, I bow to her wisdom here. Tell your friend I hope she's having fun!

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait would like to send you a rambling monologue insisting it's not and will never be your plaything.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait would like to tell you that actually several minutes is really different from instant.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait would like to ask you what you would do to it if you got your fingers on it, like, just in case, so it can know what to avoid, you know?

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait would like you to ignore the way it shivers when you look at it like that, because it'll never be defeated by someone like you.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait says that because it escaped (was eventually freed by its allies) so it doesn't matter how fast it lost because it wasn't really a loss and therefore that one doesn't count.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait wants you to know that that the speed at which it loses the capacity for conscious thought returning to drooling and repeating mantras whenever it makes eye contact with you has no greater implications about your relationship with it whatsoever.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait would like to tell you that it actually spends none of its free time fantasizing about your touch and that scrolling through its search history like that while it was under is really a violation of the sacred hero-villain trust.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait is coming alone to the next fight without telling anyone because it's really worried about what you'd do to its allies and also wants to know when you'll next be available. to fight. so it can stop you. also it's going to win next time.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait insists it's not 'addicted to losing'. In fact, that you didn't show up for a month and in that time it got increasingly antsy and pent up and spent more and more time thinking about you was because it was worried about what you were planning. And nothing else. It doesn't even like you.

[ace-trainer-alice]

little miss instantlossbait would like to apologize for its outburst last week and politely requests you please don't leave it out in the rain all night again. It guesses you can hypnotize it if that's the alternative, if you must. But it's definitely going to defeat you anyway so this won't matter.

[ace-trainer-alice]

it's been thinking for a while here, while you've had your hands on and off it for all these battles. it feels like months or years have gone by but really it's only been several minutes, hasn't it? and, in any case, little miss instantlossbait would maybe like to admit that maybe you're right.

maybe it does like losing. maybe it doesn't really want to fight. maybe its will is running out and maybe you finally got to it. maybe it's a bad hero and the strength of its justice isn't enough.

or maybe all its fighting has been because it couldn't admit that it didn't want to fight. because fighting was always the default option. the thing it was told it was supposed to do. the thing everyone always said it had to do, no matter how hard it was.

and to give that up now would feel like losing itself. like admitting it had been making a mistake. like dying.

but now that little miss instantlossbait maybe doesn't entirely want to fight anymore, it's scared in a different way.

what if you only want it because it fights? because it tries to run? because it insists it won't lose? what if that's the only reason you chase after it, not to catch it but to enjoy the run?

little miss instantlossbait thinks that that would be very cruel of you, but you're a very evil woman so maybe you are that cruel.

little miss instantlossbait hopes that if it ever stops fighting, that you'll still want it, that you'll still pay attention to it, that you'll still give it love.

so, little miss instantlossbait asks you this, you evil, evil woman, will you really love it? or did you just want to see it lose?

[dummy-dot-exe]

🐰×🐰 by Natsun@4869ntmmmmm

[ace-trainer-alice]

twirling my hair. wowww you have no idea how you're perceived and whenever anyone tells you anything about yourself you cling to it desperately for months? haha wanna come over to me without anyone accompanying you and listen to me tell you what you are until you believe it. adjusts my skirt and taps my fingers uncomfortably close to you. i just think it would be fun and like you'd enjoy it a lot.

[ace-trainer-alice]

My asexual sexual awakening was like three months after starting E when a girlthing and I compared heights by standing right in front of each other chests almost touching and making eye contact. the deer-in-headlights fear response in its eyes as i look down on it and it realized how much smaller than me it was. I spent like a year chasing that high.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[ace-trainer-alice]

probably my greatest pervert weakness is that i don't really find 'disgusting' or 'gross' type acts to have much erotic potential. too much cleanliness compulsion even in hypothetical. my greatest pervert strength is my mystic eyes of mind control.

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[t-valentines]

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[jabberwockypie]

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

[sparklywaistcoat]

FYI Meta now allows your Insta photos to be mined for AI without your consent unless you opt out.

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[superlazernovaa]

uughdhfhdbfg there's barely any food in the house and I don't have any money to order and I haven't gotten any donations in weeks graaaaghshhsgsghss

pleasepleaseplease give me money, I really wanna eat tonight

[superlazernovaa]

I don't wanna look pathetic but please, I don't know when I'll be able to eat next

[fishfeetart]

2 years later and still waiting for the new Madoka Magika movie...

Find the 2024 version here :]

[dreamyphantasia]

old zun flavored drawings

[between-stars-and-waves]

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this