Neighbors, you are tedious

shrimp. Catholic. accounts that upload AI generated images to tumblr (not reblogs, though I wish you wouldn't do that either) will be blocked on sight. I 💚 citing sources

[takingoffmyshoes]

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[sunheart]

Funniest possible Reddit response

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[sendentaryworm]

Gymnothorax rueppelliae McClelland, 1844

Puppy noodle....

This guy kept looking at me while I was trying to take macro shots of a coral crab from across his house.

[civil-defense-system]

i would go outside to draw except I'd get carried away by mosquitoes

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[mammalianmammals]

Hairless Bat or Naked Bulldog Bat (Cheiromeles torquatus), family Molossidae, found in SE Asia

photographs by Chien C. Lee

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Remaining time: 1 day 20 hours

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[contemptible-scoundrel]

lagoon is one of the more phonetically pleasing english words, like quartz, mango, triangle, and carbonate

[eesirachs]

how to handle religious crises

"i think god hates me"—go to adoration

"it's been x years"—go to adoration

"i can't feel god in my hurt"—go to adoration

"my relationships feel lonely"—go to adoration

"i think god is cruel, or neglectful, or negging"—go to adoration

"the locusts consume too much of me"—go to adoration

"my thrumming heart is leaky"—go to adoration

"i'm lost"—go to adoration

[eesirachs]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[marysmirages]

Dreamy Rider on a Summer Night (2026)

[gimmieabowlofchili]

lt “out of touch” columbo

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator