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Jawaii/Bunnii ~ She/her ~ Interests: Kirby, Mario + Rabbids, Psychonauts!!

[naradreamscape]

Tonight on “YouTube Poop scenes that have lived in my head for a decade”

[gooeykit]

Merry jizz on the wall Wednesday

[strawbunniiee]

hi can you pls reblog the post on my blog? boosting for my dog, thank u :)

already done bud! really sorry about your poor pup :( sending good vibes your way! hope your dog gets the help they need :D

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

[goatpaste]

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

[goatpaste]

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

[goatpaste]

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

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Two time award winning post

[goatpaste]

Happy mar10 day

[strawbunniiee]

has anyone done this yet

[strawbunniiee]

guess who got into cookie run and has a new comfort character to add to her very long list of comfort characters <3

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[cocosstories]

Please, I need this so bad

[wandaromanova]

bagel gods, bring me some amazing news please <3

[adhd-chaos-queen]

I don’t believe in this kinda stuff, but i really hope to get some news about my fav show getting saved after it got cancelled, so i’m not taking any chances

[sips-tea-cutely]

bagel bagel

[chaeey-deactivated20231103]

Bagel

[space-ghost-with-the-most]

Bagel!

[blubird513]

Im supersttious! Let’s gooooo!

Edit: It worked for me!

I received wonderful news about my health not even a day after, and was able to see my friends again after not being able to hug or high-five them for a month.

We ate crepes and had a good time. :)

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[galvanisticyoungman]

my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other

[thickness-protection-program]

I quote this all the time but it’s literally impossible to explain what the reference material is to another human being

[strawbunniiee]

probs gonna move blogs due to ✨️reasons✨️ (by reasons i mean being scared that grown ass adults/ppl older than me that have harassed and spread lies about me are gonna find my tumblr) soooooo yea

[depsidase]

[orteil42]

how did you make cookie clicker?

oh i see what you're asking. that's a neat way of phrasing it i suppose. it's funny you think cookie clicker was made

[bogleech]

Can't believe this is really the person who found cookie clicker

[strawbunniiee]

since discord is down maybe i should work on those phantom and jawaii asks i still need to answer

[strahmsseveredhand]

my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s

[strahmsseveredhand]

[j3tsabyss]

[campyvillain]

ok but i don’t think any of these can compete with this pic taken by a professional photographer of just the most dejected spamton i’ve ever seen. just alone. with three seperate drinks. also this was featured on an official bbc news report

[meow-moment]

[truechaosseed-deactivated202405]

[strawbunniiee]

ok I just found this out a few minutes ago but for some reason cryptoland is a thing, you read that right, CRYPTO. LAND (it's like reddit island but worse...)

WHAT

what the FUCK????

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT I LOOKED IT UP

urgh

1 reblog = one cryptobros shitty planet destroying crypto farm explodes

[strawbunniiee]

the rabbids are more powerful than the minions because they don't have assigned gender roles to begin with

EXACTLY ANON

and theyre nowhere near as fugly as those fuckin banana tictacs

hot take but rabbids are actually kind of cute <3

[mx-t4t0]

y'all ive been thinking

since a lot of NFTbros actually have no fucking idea how NFTs work, could we like, just trick them into buying ugly ass drawings for actual money?

like

like what if someone made a platform that pretended to let you buy and sell "NFTs" but really the only people who can sell things are actual artists like ion know there's a specific application process that you have to go through as an artist and it asks for an art porfolio and questions that no cryptobro could actually answer like how creating a new brush from scratch on a certain software works or some REALLY obscure art trivia and then like basically you ✨join the council of fucking pissbabies over✨

and like the platform pretends to let you buy a certain crypto (that doesn't actually fucking exist so they can't mine it) and buy art with it but really the artist just gets the money the dumbasses spent on them with like fake wallets and shit and made up price graphs all the garbage they're used to

and like we put ABSURD FUCKING PRICES on that shit. like $8000 for the worst art you've ever seen. like the worst shit ever, but we go wide in the choices to drag in as many idiots as possible and like we try to get an absolute fucking monopoly on that shit and get as many anti-crypto people on board as possible to pretend this is genuine and like, hate on it on their main accounts while they'd talk about that shit nonstop on side accounts

and then at some point when it gets big enough, we just reveal and crush their hopes and make sure they can never look at NFTs again without tearing up, like an ex who broke their heart

now now, that HAS to be illegal like it probably is, but could you fucking imagine we would be gods we would be the puppetteers we would be unstoppable

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

[axel-haha-funny]

we hate crypto

[slightlylazyeye]

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA