[strawvberryfields]

“i know you, your name is etched on my heart” my fiancé says as he asks me who id rather shag: fred, shaggy, or scooby doo

[throwbackblr]

[toastbutteregg]

[elizabethanism]

On this day in 1953, novelist Shirley Jackson replied to a disappointed reader.

[russiansandgod]

[strawvberryfields]

Edinburgh Marathon 2026 for Endometriosis UK

Help Eve Scrimger raise money to support Endometriosis UK

a friend of mine is running Edinburgh Marathon for Endometriosis UK (which is very special to my heart!). If anyone fancies donating to the cause you can so at the link above!

thank you !!

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[homophobla]

dude they cannot fucking read this isnt going to do anything

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Pornbots after seeing this:

[ayeforscotland]

Watching a very niche show called Supernatural

[strawvberryfields]

man agrees to watch every single episode without realising what he’s done

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed

[fkjshfkhdfksdhfksdhjsksdf]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

[virgomoon]

you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that's it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that's it. you're miserable in your 20s and that's it. you just go forward

[sentientsky]

[wayslidecool]

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

[shorthistorian]

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[nofilter-cory]

Cat

[ayeforscotland]

assuming you have a cat or kitten, may i please have a picture? pretty pretty please with a cherry on top? 🥺

Have an Aoife.

[strawvberryfields]

look at my lovely gorgeous miss baby

[strawvberryfields]

as much as i love being told i look early to mid 20s, im also concerned at what young people think a 30 year old woman looks like