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Meguga...we remember you're TIMELOOPS

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Not like

All of them right

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Putting my favorite pistol in bed with me with its own little pillow and little blanket so it can continue to work well later

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Shot my finger off

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Homura you are gay you are gay and you like kissing girls specifically Madoka you want to kiss Madoka

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How would Madoka getting a boyfriend make you feel?

Normal, die

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Very thankful that many captchas only check if you're a robot or not, it would be annoying for research if it checked for humans only

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weepingchoir

huh

contemptible-scoundrel

sol-venn

“quick! take a pic of us!”

justsomeectoplasm

noknowshame

the-muppet-joker

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