Stray Kids Fake Texts

Stuff Stray Kids have definitely said...

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jisung: they say you are what you eat

jisung: *straps himself into a rocket to go to the sun while singing the "little einsteins" theme song*

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felix: so changbin and i have this where we finish each other's ...

changbin:

felix:

changbin:

felix: YOU'RE MEANT TO FINISH MY SEN...

changbin: sentence

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changbin: JUST BECAUSE IM SHORT DOESNT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO THINK IM CUTE BECAUSE I AINT

stray kids:

stray kids: bAbY cHaNgBiNnNnNNnNnNnNn

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im so sorry for being inactive, ive had so much happening around me and school just started UGHHHH. i will try to be more active and post more but im constantly getting writer’s block so rip. anywayS LETS SUPPORT STRAY KID’S FIRST COMEBACK YEEEEEEEE

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Felix: protect your bones, they're important

Hyunjin: protect your image, that's important

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dentist: open up

minho: so it all started with this mission to perform a song in front of jyp but then...

dentist: i meant open up your mouth

chan: let him continue

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chan: i wanna watch the idiot box

jisung: *starts boxing and throwing wild punches*

chan: jisung, i know you're an idiot but i meant the tv

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but why is a fortune teller saying they are going to hell?

Ok see I don't really know, it was just one of those things I spontaneously thought of🙃and probably didn't think through it🙃

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Fortune teller: you all have sinned, you deserve to go to hell

Changbin: y'all know what's happening

Jisung: IM ON A HELLEVATOR

Stray kids: *accapella version of intense beat drop in hellevator*

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barista: what would u like today?

felix: i would like something similar to coffee, but without the creamy stuff, without the brown bitter stuff and no sugar and also none of that fr-

changbin: he wants water

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*felix and seungmin messaging each other*

felix: SQUARE UP BITCH

seungmin: seungmin^2 ????

felix:...

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chan: ALRIGHT JEONGIN TIME FOR YOUR LITTLE TEST

chan: WHAT'S ONE PLUS ONE?

jeongin: 2

chan: WHAT'S THE COLOUR OF SNOW?

jeongin: WHITE

chan: alright last one: WHO DO YOU LOVE THE MOST?

jeongin: YOU!!!!

seungmin from the other room: I HEARD THAT U LITTLE SHIT

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Chan: Ok, so there's this thing called a drop bear. They look super cute

Minho: *gasps*

Chan: but they sit on top of trees and they fall onto people below them AND EAT THEIR BRAINS

Minho: *softly sobs*

Felix: *eyes chan evilly from the other side of the room*

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Chan: you know the Italian chef down the road?

Chan: he pasta way

*chan has been kicked out of the group chat*

Seungmin: so what were we talking about

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Felix: I love how all national anthems of the world are about the citizens being proud of who we are

Felix: then I remember that Australia's national anthem was almost about to be an anthem describing how some dude sat under a tree and boiled some water, evaded the police, killed a sheep, then suicided so he wouldn't get caught...

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Chan: why do all the clocks in the house say 10:30pm when my phone says it's only 7pm?

Woojin: minho couldn't be bothered waiting those hours for his house in smurf village to build so he changed all the clocks.

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seungmin: you know, sometimes i feel like my love towards you just goes right through you like light through glass

changbin: my way of showing love is by ignoring