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sneefsnorf

im gods weakest faggot

crabussy

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

cedar-scars

im gods most literate cat can i join

the-problematic-trolley

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

pinkfire-chacarera

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

gg-is-a-loser

wobbuffet

creatrixanimi

Here is the first part to my “zekrom ingo” comic that I teased with a wip 100 years ago. Sorry. I got stuck lol. This is actually not even the part I wanted to get to when I started this but it got away from me lol 😅 anyway I want to give credit to a couple fics that inspired the vibes for this, one being “Behind the guise of silver eyes” by @lapisjubilee which has been haunting me for YEARS and “i'm black, then i'm white (no, something isn't right)”.

twilightofthesandwiches

seankurwisean

At least they're honest

Am I in the mood for post PLA angst? A little bit :] To be fair according to my AU timeline, they've been separated for 20 years or so, Ingo had a whole new community and new memories, while Emmet moved on and had a family. Imagine reuniting after all of this, it would be damn well awkward

mipmoth

Uncalled for

faith-toadstool

For any of those pokemon animators out there, who need an idea that will (probably take a long time in the making)

You know that scene from the polar express where the trains on ice

That but like Ingo and Emmett (with Elesa on top screaming at them which way to turn the train while both the brothers are inside it)

Yeah that

coffiicorgii

This is supposed to be goodbye, but you aren’t there to hear it.

The concept of Emmet having to declare Ingo dead and holding a funeral with an empty casket while he’s still missing drives me insane. I’ve wanted to do something with it since around October. I finally got hit with the inspiration/motivation for it, so here’s something a little different from the stuff I usually post :]

flippedroundagain

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

clowndykeonabarbiebike

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

jayalaw

@thatbanjobusiness

toffiendfee

Pokémon Legends Arceus: You've been torn away from everything you love and know, you're seen as a bad omen and a bringer of ruin, you're an outcast, you have to fight for every shred of acceptance, the threat of being exiled and literally left to die is constantly looming over you

Pokémon Legends Z-A: Everyone you meet is already tripping over themselves to accomodate you within minutes of you getting off that train, you're suddenly the coolest person in Lumiose, everyone you meet wants you, at least half of them carnally,

n3ocort3x-kunst

Don't think ill ever finish this silly doodle, but I think it’s too cute to keep in the vault

questfortori

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

questfortori

To everyone saying it’s not real:

bogleech

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

bogleech

Okay turns out a minority of people do know the more innocent meanings but keep asking what the raunchy meaning is.

This is the literal kind of spit roast:

It shouldn't be difficult to extrapolate the euphemism from there

coolerhope

submastrain

Submas sketch dump!

karis-the-feral-sideblog

lurker-lenore

clinticalthinkr

For anyone wondering what Wild Rabbit could be writing about if not minotaur smut.

sillystringpasta

gun to my head, you show me the cover and tell me to guess the plot, I a) would never have come up with something as painfully non-horny as above and b) no actually i'm still stuck on point a.