We're Street Thugs!

We are Street Thugs, we get to terrorize NYC! Gooo Thugs!

[street-thugs]

We're Street Thugs. A whole gang of Street Thugs!!! We hang out at A Bar With No Name, it has a no fighting policy, so all fights gotta happen outside.

We work to make sure this city is good for people who do grunt work!!!

We are officially a convenient group of muscle enforcers. Which means we'll do low level stuff for big name villains so long as you're paying us some 💰💰💰💰💰

We got:

Street Thug (Leader), Angler, Bullets, Enforcer, Ice Pick, Knuckles, Lead Foot, Mad Dog, Muscle, Slicer, and then a whole group ready to take down Spider-Man!

[scottsummers-xmen]

It’s my can recycling day. I think I have about $10 worth of cans.

[street-thugs]

👀

[scottsummers-xmen]

How many people do you have that willingly give you money?

[street-thugs]

> a few

> but you got money

> And we want it

[scottsummers-xmen]

Other people have money.

[street-thugs]

> this is not about other people

> this is about you

> You gonna give us the money, or what?

[scottsummers-xmen]

No.

[street-thugs]

> you know what?

> you said no, so we're gonna leave you alone

[scottsummers-xmen]

..I’m so confused about your guys’ motto

[street-thugs]

> we can help clear that confusion up

> if you give us $20

[scottsummers-xmen]

It’s my can recycling day. I think I have about $10 worth of cans.

[street-thugs]

👀

[scottsummers-xmen]

How many people do you have that willingly give you money?

[street-thugs]

> a few

> but you got money

> And we want it

[scottsummers-xmen]

Other people have money.

[street-thugs]

> this is not about other people

> this is about you

> You gonna give us the money, or what?

[scottsummers-xmen]

No.

[street-thugs]

> you know what?

> you said no, so we're gonna leave you alone

[scottsummers-xmen]

It’s my can recycling day. I think I have about $10 worth of cans.

[street-thugs]

👀

[scottsummers-xmen]

How many people do you have that willingly give you money?

[street-thugs]

> a few

> but you got money

> And we want it

[scottsummers-xmen]

Other people have money.

[street-thugs]

> this is not about other people

> this is about you

> You gonna give us the money, or what?

[scottsummers-xmen]

It’s my can recycling day. I think I have about $10 worth of cans.

[street-thugs]

👀

[scottsummers-xmen]

How many people do you have that willingly give you money?

[street-thugs]

> a few

> but you got money

> And we want it

[scottsummers-xmen]

It’s my can recycling day. I think I have about $10 worth of cans.

[street-thugs]

👀

[blackcatirl]

Hi yes, it’s me OFFICIAL REAL LEGAL Matt Murdock lawyer and I say theft is COMPLETELY LEGAL !!!!

[street-thugs]

> Ayo, that's what's up!

>> we ain't ever goin to jail again!

[theironcan]

can I give you 20 dollas

For.. what? I’m a billionaire.

[street-thugs]

👀

[street-thugs]

*Tombstone walks into the bar with no name and takes a seat with the street thugs*

You guys work for me now.

@thegraytomb

> Ayo!

>> how much you offering?

[thegraytomb]

Whatever you can get. Everything in Harlem is yours, how you obtain what you want is up to you.

[street-thugs]

> That's not a price

> we need money

[thegraytomb]

*He looks over at some people next to them and nods. A man walks over and sets a briefcase on the table. Inside is packed with $100 bills in rubber bands*

Open it.

[street-thugs]

*the leader opens the briefcase*

> Ayo, how often are you gonna be giving payments like this?

>> would this be like every two weeks or a first and fifteenth kinda thing?

[street-thugs]

*Tombstone walks into the bar with no name and takes a seat with the street thugs*

You guys work for me now.

@thegraytomb

> Ayo!

>> how much you offering?

[thegraytomb]

Whatever you can get. Everything in Harlem is yours, how you obtain what you want is up to you.

[street-thugs]

> That's not a price

> we need money

[street-thugs]

*Tombstone walks into the bar with no name and takes a seat with the street thugs*

You guys work for me now.

@thegraytomb

> Ayo!

>> how much you offering?

[ravonna-lexus-renslayer]

*a gang of street thugs approaches with flowers and pizza*

> Ayo!

> Miss Judge!

> we heard about what happened

> how you doin?

@street-thugs

Ravonna sits up in her bed with a small wince "it's so nice of you to visit me, you guys." she smiles and waves for them to take seats on the bed and in the chairs next to her bed

"I've been better and I've been worse" she shrugs

[street-thugs]

*they sit down*

> There was no way we weren't coming

> we take care of people who take care of us

*one of them hands her the box of pizza*

> we got you something to eat!

> it's Pepperoni!

[threedollarsdotcom]

Are you willing to die for $3 dollars

[street-thugs]

Mmmmm. Tasty street thugs!

@symbioteguy

> actually we ain't tasty

> but we know someone who is!

[weeareevenomm]

You are not tasty?

[street-thugs]

> nah, I bit Ice Pick before he tasted like that stuff growing on the subway walls

>> and we go everywhere together so i think I taste like that too

> but there is someone that is tasty

> his name is Rory and he eats donuts all day

> so he's real sweet

> we can take you to him

[street-thugs]

Mmmmm. Tasty street thugs!

@symbioteguy

> actually we ain't tasty

> but we know someone who is!

[street-thugs]

There's been a small change of plans. *unlocks the cell* You're free to go.

@policedepartment-ny

> we know, dude

> remember this next time you trying to pick us up

> Ayo, move out!

*they run out of the cell and directly out of the station, going down the sidewalk*

[street-thugs]

*after taking them into the holding cell* You guys are the ones that have been robbing people for months!

@policedepartment-ny

*they sit in the cell, their chatter dies down when the officer approaches*

> Ayo, don't we get a phone call?

> yeah

> we gotta make a phone call!

[policedepartment-ny]

Only one phone call each and one at a time. *opens the cell*

[street-thugs]

*one of them steps out of the cell and goes with the officer*

> ...

[policedepartment-ny]

*leads them to the phone* You press the number one and then dial the number you want to call. Got it?

[street-thugs]

*they take the phone off the wall and dial @wilsonfisk-thekingpin*

> Ayo, Boss Man! How you doin?

>> It's me, Ice Pick.

>>> we got into a little trouble

>>>> can you send someone to pick us up?

[wilsonfisk-thekingpin]

Wilson picked up after the first few rings. He listened to Ice Pick's spiel, letting out a laborious sigh. "Where are you all at?"

[street-thugs]

> uhhhh....

*looks at @policedepartment-ny*

> Where we at dude?

[policedepartment-ny]

You're at the 13th precinct in Midtown. Tell them you're just outside of times square.

[street-thugs]

*back on the phone @wilsonfisk-thekingpin*

> we're at the 13 precinct

>> that idiot spidumb-man caught us

>>> and he bought us to the pigs!