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I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.
OMG. Somebody said it out loud.
Disney is absolutely not the only studio doing this though.
It seems to have become standard practice across movies and series everywhere.
Anything that doesn't do it is like a breath of sunlight and fresh air inside a dank musty cave.
It's part of the 'fix it in post-production' epidemic sweeping through the studios. Fix it in post is often used as a time/money-saving measure - and is absolutely part of the same mess that the WGA is fighting against currently.
Rather than fixing things on-set - audio, lighting, something in-frame that shouldn't be, etc. (which is all handled by unionized crew) - they leave it for the CG folks (not unionized) to edit later.
(on ridiculously tight schedules that leave them scrambling, cutting corners, and working inhumane hours)
See also: that part where scripts aren't finished, because the studio won't fully staff the writers room, and won't pay to have writers on-set for day-of-filming script questions and fixes (which could resolve issues such as 'what kind of lighting do we need here?')
Anyway, all this shit we, as audiences, keep complaining about - bad lighting, bad sound, wonky visual effects, over-usage of not-great CGI, stilted acting on green-screen sets, scripts that seem not-quite-finished, costumes that look like they're cheap and flimsy, terrible hair and makeup, films and series that aren't as polished as they could be...
Plus the complaints we have about streaming services and their shenanigans...
All of that is enmeshed in the extreme capitalism that has taken over everything, including entertainment, to the point that studios are abusing their workforce and churning out material that - at best just doesn't live up to its potential - at worst, is just unwatchable shit.
Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted
Wait what.
Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid
oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.
"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.
My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.
So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.
Men don't realize their life expectancy went up thanks to divorce.
Figure 9.3 shows that the number of males killed by intimate partners dropped by 71.4% between 1976 and 2002. Researchers and advocates for battered women attribute this dramatic decline to the widespread availability of support services for women, including shelters, crisis counseling, hotlines, and legal measures such as protection and restraining orders. These services offer abused women options for escaping violence and abuse other than taking their partners' lives. Other factors that may have contributed to the decline are the increased ease of obtaining divorce and the generally improved economic conditions for women.
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here I drew this
incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more
okay
pleeeeease make this a merch design
Once more the merch returns!!!
As some of you may know, as it’s old news now, a small indie company called Freaker Games or something decided to STRIKE my drawing, even though he is my own original character and he’s very special, but as demand has never fucking died down, I redesigned it into the equally-loved HIM
NEW as of 2023 campaign I am adding a much-requested TEXTLESS version so if u want him without some little catch-phrase now u can!!!
ALSO My little OC PEABEE has been requested literally THIRTY times to be made into merch so I present u a new guy on my shirts for the first time in 42 years!
I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THESE! It was an mspaint drawing, and then it was tattoo’d on someones fucking leg and now it can be on your clothes and A STICKER
TAX EVASION
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PEABEE ON WHITE
Also there is a discount code on the site that is literally just my username! THANKS
This meme is tongue in cheek, but this too is part of class warfare. In this case, keeping the law too complex for non-experts to even begin to have a chance to understand it means that only those who can afford to hire experts can protect themselves adequately and engage in ventures and activities that don’t directly relate to subsistence.
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I'm so tired of getting followed by porn bots
Gonna work at two different animation studios and sign an agreement at both that says "anything you create, be it at work or at home with your own equipment, is the property of the company." That way, if I make work for both of them, they'll have to have a legal battle about who owns what.
Puki how do you feel about the fact that several hundred people are probably currently basing their entire personality on you
No one is doing that. I just vibe on my own, in a little cocoon above a sapphire pond, perhaps. The cocoon glows faintly as the critters and insects chirp and howl within the surrounding forest. It’s a full moon, the tail of our Milky Way visible behind it, like a dime in a puddle.
Like this?
Exactly
Puki, please explain. Everything.
So it all started with a bang, okay? Or if you're religious perhaps you believe in an entity that started the big bang, or maybe you're stupid and think a big finger came down and zapped the Earth into existence like, 2000 years ago. But let's not get into how the entity itself came into existence, cause they won't tell you how. It's weird because you'll be like "the big bang started the universe" and then they'll be like "well, then who MADE the big bang?" but then they never ask themselves who made God? If it all stops at God then why can't it also stop at the big bang? Anyways the general consensus is that a big-ass explosion expelled so much energy that it created everything you see today, it started off with lotsa particles and light and super simple elements and whatever but then as the intense heat and pressure of the big bang continued (I mean like 0.00000001 seconds into the explosion) through sheer force and energy tons of other elements and particles and whatever the fuck catalyzed into existence. Hey I'm no scientist so you gotta take my general concepts and do the more research yourself. So anyways it all expanded infinitely outwards from all sides, the universe was super heated and incredibly turbulent and mass nebulae and star clusters were forming up to be the very first galaxies. Well lets just fast forward some more cause a lotta random shit happened until 14 billion years ago, our very own galaxy formed, called the milky way galaxy. So anyways galaxies are massive star clusters revolving around a supermassive black hole. I know it's scary to be revolving around a black hole but hey don't worry about it, it's not gonna matter. One of those stars btw is our star, the fucking SUN! If you ever go outside maybe you'll see it up in the sky. now despite our galaxy being 14 billion years old, our sun is only around 4.6 billion. We revolve around the sun, on a planet called Earth, which formed a little bit after all the intense matter and swirling mayhem of the sun settled down. U see, our solar system used to just be a very condensed pile of gasses and matter floating around until it all kinda got sucked into the middle and little celestial objects called planets formed around our star (the Sun, remember?). Earth is one of those early objects but don't get too excited yet, okay? Cause it's still a while til life starts being a thing. Remember when I said that the early universe was pretty hot? Yeah well it was pretty hot here too for a while, even though our planet was slowly being formed by sucking in other celestial objects, it was still way too fucking warm for anything to exist, it's just facts. But after our solar system cooled off a bit and things started making bit more sense, asteroids (big rock in space) carrying ice would land on earth and the ice would almost instantly evaporate into our hot-ass atmosphere (the sky and air we breathe today). Now idk if it was due to the icy-ass asteroids or the cooling-down solar system, but slowly our planet started to cool off. All that icy-asteroid water that had evaporated in the air started to condense into things that we typically call clouds. It started to rain, and it rained a fuck ton, until after many years we got big-ass pools of water on our planet called an Ocean. And this is where shit gets wild. The ocean is cool cause it's a really dense and unique place to form really simple lifeforms! Through intense volcanic heat catalyzed in the water, single-celled organisms started plopping into existence. These were really simple, super stupid life forms that didn't have much going on, really, but they still managed to have functions like "eat proteins" and whatever, and that was still enough to churn the tides of evolution. So all these stupid bacteria and organisms started getting more advanced as they reproduced and evolved blah blah blah, until we got fish, and sponges, and the sea pickle and shit. Other bacteria and organisms decided to become plants and algae and whatever. So now it's a party here on Earth.
So they started getting real creative, some fish grew legs after a long while and decided to plop up on to land, which at the time, land was just a shitty collection of rocks, but as plants and algae and our good friend, the mushroom started figuring out how to grow themselves on land, things started looking pretty cool. Oh also I just gotta say none of what I'm saying here about who got onto land first is in order, cause hell if I know, I'm not a scientist, I'm a tumblr user. Anyways believe it or not, fish are dinosaurs, and those fish grew legs and started looking weird as fuck. There was a whole-ass period of time of just dinosaurs, and this period of time was split into different 3 eras. So it's crazy but u know in movies, you'll see a T-rex hang out with a Pterodactyl? Well, in real life those mother fuckers were like 80 million years apart from each other. So that was a whole thing for a while until a couple of extinction events happened, like a big rock smashing into the Earthed wiped them out, but not all of them ;). Some of the sneakier creatures survived the intense explosion and continued to evolve. We got an ice age, and some other shit happened. All of our continents moved and erosion did it's thing, all the while new species were forming. Suddenly there was this one classification of animal called the Mammal, and these guys are us, sorta. After lots more evolution and time, monkeys, the good, trustworthy monkey, came into existence. There were lots of different kinds of monkeys but we evolved from one of these dudes into neanderthals, which is like an early human. Anyways we didn't do too much as the neanderthal, we weren't super smart but we were figuring things out, like how to use tools and draw cool-ass elephants on cave walls, but we were still evolving. After a while, a new kinda neanderthal came into existence, and over time, neanderthals were no longer cool, and the newer, cooler monkey, aka HUMAN, started being the new trendy thing. The neanderthal slowly died off, idk why, we probably murdered them in cold blood. Anyways, early civilization and humanity brought with it new discoveries and inventions and culture! Culture is important for tons of reasons but it definitely grew fast once we figured out how all this shit worked. And over time we learned super crucial things, like what a wheel is, and how to write words and shit (like what you're reading now). Eventually, everything started making more sense and we used what our ancestors taught us to do more the next time around. We lived, and died, and lived, and died until we figured out a bunch of shit and claimed all these territories around the planet. Some of the land humans claimed were more bountiful than others, so they had an advantage when it came to taking over other people's land and doing war and inventing shit. So lots of pillaging and land-claiming and war happened, then we settled down a bit, we got super smart cause we lived and died so many times and learned a bunch of cool shit, so we started the industrial revolution and made cool-ass machines. We learned how to automate shit like chopping wood and constructing boxes via assembly lines, then, as a result of being able to produce things wayy faster than we could before, we started selling larger quantities, so goodbye local shops. Anyways, selling things at mass-quantities means you make lots of money, big businesses came into existence and lots of different things were made as we continued to advance our tech and have dumb-ass wars (we're still living and dying btw) - Countries were made, people died, and then lived! Very important things were made, like the car, and the concept of gravity, and math...
Until BOOM. Here we are today, repeating that silly little cycle, more technically advanced and business-y than ever before! We're still learning, still living and dying, until something else happens, whenever that may be. Hope that helps!
everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test
"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please
Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years
Did not expect House discourse in This Year Of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Two.
Can you guys stop making my ask box look like the comment section underneath a baby sensory video please I beg you
You say great I say pog. You say tense I say monkas. You laugh and I say Kekw. We are not the same, I’m a fucking loser.
Self awareness is not a good look on you king. Get better soon. (:
You actually think I say these things for real??
That’s it, that’s the blog.
Don’t read my tags that’s personal
I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.
Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!
I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.
Service Pokemon!
SERVICE POKEMON!!!!
Pokémon with healing moves owned by people with chronic illnesses
Pokémon as mobility aides
Pokémon as service animals
I want. So bad
All of them are ‘had the opportunity been there just now I would have killed you be thankful it has passed’ but Seinfeld is just like ‘I’m waiting for the day bitch’
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I would love to say "not at all" but deep down I know the answer is "far too much"
