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I WASNT EXPECTING THAT JFC "Me when my jam comes on"

Hey, this is going to be my new blog. @dammitdraco grounded me and that inspired the name.

#my jaw hurts #can't wait for those braces to fix my overbite #I am in pain :D

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him

sexy-russian

Got my hopes up…

stressed-german

😒

zvyezda

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

thepolyglotdream

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

kimsbian2point0

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

loverboylen

#russians dont have eyes

sexy-russian

This is true I have no eyes #canconfirm

Me Texting: sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you

Me Talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence

cherryfrq

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

useless-swedenfacts

#do u want to die in danish or english

vulpinedevil

when theres drama in ur group

anxious-strawberry-blog

@miniatureitalian our squad

figma-deactivated20161222

Same

Absolutely me

((m!a 9/10))

stressed-german

wyd

shouldnt

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left

stressed-german

@laurentheloser

my friend: i have to tell you about this new guy

me: he doesn't deserve you but go on

luckykrys-deactivated20140128

“Anne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailors’ adage that a woman’s presence on shipboard invites bad luck.”

Sculpture by Erik Christianson.

thecreach

I’m not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.

luckykrys-deactivated20140128

How dare women try to have nipples.

4rfvbgt56yhn-deactivated2014040

Actually I’ve seen this before and I can tell you— it’s because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone they’d expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.

koresoteirass

ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the ‘fierce hell cats’ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain ‘Calico Jack’ Rackham’s crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.

Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonny’s final words to him were, “Had you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.” Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know.

#yes