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I WASNT EXPECTING THAT JFC "Me when my jam comes on"
Hey, this is going to be my new blog. @dammitdraco grounded me and that inspired the name.
very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him iâm just sad to hear about him
Got my hopes upâŠ
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why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??
Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?
ooh iâm glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of â))âs in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)
#russians dont have eyes
This is true I have no eyes #canconfirm
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Me Talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence
i just saw a picture saying âdĂž or dieâ and it literally translates to die or die
#do u want to die in danish or english
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âAnne Bonny and Mary Read were pirates, as renowned for their ruthlessness as for their gender, and during their short careers challenged the sailorsâ adage that a womanâs presence on shipboard invites bad luck.â
Sculpture by Erik Christianson.
Iâm not entirely sure that the statue really needed to have a tit out.
How dare women try to have nipples.
Actually Iâve seen this before and I can tell youâ itâs because these women were bad ass pirates and when they killed someone theyâd expose one or both breasts so that when their victim died, (s)he knew that they were killed by a woman.
ACTUALLY Anne Bonny purposely wore loose fitting clothes and displayed her breasts openly at all times during battle - mainly because men were distracted by them, and she took pleasure in killing said men while they were too busy staring at her breasts. Mary Read dressed mainly as a man (after posing as her deceased brother, Mark, for the entirety of her childhood) and both ladies cross-dressed from time to time, hopping between ships. They were known as the âfierce hell catsâ due to their ferocious tempers, and were key elements to Captain âCalico Jackâ Rackhamâs crew - they were the only two known female pirates in the Golden Age of Caribbean piracy. IN FACT, when the ship was captured by the British Navy, Anne and Mary were the ONLY TWO pirates who fought while the males of the crew hid - they were all tried to be hung as pirates but Bonny and Read were both pregnant and were pardoned.
Calico Jack was a lover to Bonny, and as he was to be hung, Bonnyâs final words to him were, âHad you fought like a man, you need not be hung like a dog.â Bonny and Read were possibly two of the most badass fucking pirates and they were FEMALE. The more you know.Â
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In honor of Valentines Day, here are some lovely memes I found on Facebook. Youâre welcome.
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that phrase like, âhe looked at her like she was the sunâ has always confused me because most people look at the sun like thisÂ
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