Steph

I'm a Sagittarius girl🤘🏾I love YouTube, Youtubers, musicals, music, food, food, food, food, and memes

[kushblazer666]

[arqueete]

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @korvys​ (Twitter)

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

[headspace-hotel]

glowing as though holy

[me-is-me]

My dad sent me this…

I’m not crying… no. Yeah. I am crying.

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

[nasa]

That's us, together.

While we're looking up at the Artemis II astronauts journeying to the Moon, they're looking back home at us. 

In this image, Earth peeks through the capsule window, reminding us that a view like this relies on the ingenuity and hard work of countless people back home.

In the second image, we see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere.

Follow the Artemis II astronauts on their journey to the Moon:

[chromaticabrasions]

🧛🏻‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

not reblogging the original cuz i do not want to open that tomb of rats but i’ve seen this floating around and i just gotta say there’s nothing wrong with having a human fetish. humans are hot. as long as you’re being respectful you’re not a bad monster for being into humans i promise.

👻 corpsecorse-backup Follow

vampires will go around like “it’s totally fine for vamps and humans to date” and then make posts proudly proclaiming their human fetish

choke on a garlic bulb leechdick

🧛🏻‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

reblog this post if you: think it’s okay for vamps to date humans, fetishize humans, or have a leech dick (no one will know which)

🦇 can-i-suck-ur-dick-i-mean-neck Follow

g*d i’d give anything to have a warm little bloodbag to toy with

👤 bloody-lurker Follow

chr*st id give anything to be a vampires warm little bloodbag to toy with

🦇 can-i-suck-ur-dick-i-mean-neck Follow

@bloody-lurker can we meet up

👤 bloody-lurker Follow

😳 yes please

🧟‍♀️ maggot-faggot Follow

love wins

[joshpeck]

still being active on tumblr is camp

[fucignwimdy]

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

[joshpeck]

i'll outlive everything you love

[assassyart]

how to train ur winter soldier

[wallsofparadis]

happy kinktober to those who celebrate

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[bee2124]

How I look after reading angst as if it was me personally in that situation

[blueberrycasanova]

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

[transhuman-priestess]

[deepspacememes]

[carryonmysociallyawkwardson]

[jedipirateking]

No. That's wrong. A single molecule would be one H - hydrogen and two O - oxygen.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's not

That's not what's in a water molecule

The molecule you describe would be absurdly reactive, I sure as hell wouldn't drink it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#someone explain this to me like im stupid#I thought one molecule of water is just like#H2O

One molecule of water has 2 hydrogens

The solar system has one star

The statement is correct

The joke is that "there are more molecules in a single glass of water than stars in the galaxy" is a common thing to say. So the reader immediately sees "hydrogens in a single molecule of water" and assumes that the writer of the statement has made a mistake. It can take a few readings before noticing that the writer said "stars in the solar system" and not the expected "galaxy", the writer was correct all along, it is us who is the fool. Such fun.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do you... get a lot of use out of this tag?

[ersahtz]

Is... is the sun... the only star in this solar system? Aren't there other smaller stars? Or maybe the sun is just the nearest one? All the stars in the night sky are not in our solar system?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Solar system:

Galaxy:

(This galaxy is Andromeda, we can't get a great perspective shot of ours because we're inside it, but you get the idea.)

The solar system has one star (Sol, our sun.) The stars you see at night have their own solar systems. They're the other stars in our galaxy. So isn't very big, as stars go, so a lot of those stars are not smaller than ours. Just far away.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

As a side note to avoid confusing people, yes, many solar systems have 2 stars. Ours does not.

[transhuman-priestess]

I turned off notifications on this post immediately after making it what the hell did you all do

[transhuman-priestess]

Oh god this post is still going

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

On Tumblr, all posts live forever

[rainedravens]

"oh my god guys the enemies just became lovers"

[idontreallywanadotheworktoday]

[babyyykatt]

So much trouble…

(…Is this like his catchphrase now or something?)