humble fisherman / cattle auctioneer

im dave strider irl | my neocities

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I know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with, but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones.

[airplaner]

The popular girls

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supreme court just repealed leaves of three let it be

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our electric chair broke. we’re taking you to the acoustic chair

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our electric chair broke. we’re taking you to the analog chair

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played “hid and sought “

[penworthy]

[carrydeckcrane]

"you visit often" youre damn right i do... (grabs ezgifs ass possessively and growls)

[500cansofsoup]

[t4timekeeper]

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Microsoft Touch Pack for Windows 7

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Hanoi Hannah when she meets Phnom Penhelope

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It’s Always Bloody In Killadelphia

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Sweet Bosnia and Hella Herzegovina

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I wish i was a little bit smaller

I wish i wasn’t taller

I wish i was as small and as green as a larva

[crythartic]

swapped their hair length for funsies

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couples costume idea: pomp and circumstance

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I am the very model of a modern neurotypical

i’ve information tones of voice and social norms societal

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