humble fisherman / cattle auctioneer

im dave strider irl | my neocities

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I know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with, but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones.

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FIFA supreme court has overturned spain v. argentina

[childhoodgrave]

this is gonna make me thriw up

[pjackk]

MY NEW WAY TO HAVW FUN🔥🔥

[jca-archive]

Takashi Yamazaki, 1986

[striderbeats]

Thermocline

[dogpuppy]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

can somebody explain how this guy is funny in any capacity please at this point it feels like mass hallucination

[commanderchr1st]

okay, before we explain this, I do want to say: generally speaking, if you explain a joke it is not funny anymore! Just a warning! Just a warning, so don't get mad at me please.

and again, before we start I want to stress how important it is that we are not focusing too much on the actual humor you will derive when you get it, okay? Let's focus on identifying what has led to make others laugh, but not yourself. So for this, I will have to explain the joke.

Now, before I do this: I must caution you: if you want to laugh, then you're probably not going to. You see, if you didn't get it at first, then you might not get it right away.

Let's demonstrate with an example: Say you are a cart pusher at Wegman's, and you just read what you're about to read, but then.. all the sudden, it hits. You're pulling over to the side of the road, holding your sides, praying to God, Satan (I suspect the latter from you), whoever, to not get rear-ended by an 18-wheeler.

Okay, so, he's blue. And he's so fuckin spiffy too, so he's the blue gentleman!

[bruzum]

[airplaner]

If they were the first ween songs i thought of when i saw them

whoa this is really cool i love seeing what people think of these guys! i hadnt listened to these songs before but i checked them out and i think youre pretty spot on

also reminded me about the rest of the flight school trainers. made them and immediately forgot about them

[airplaner]

The popular girls

[striderbeats]

supreme court just repealed leaves of three let it be

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our electric chair broke. we’re taking you to the acoustic chair

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our electric chair broke. we’re taking you to the analog chair

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played “hid and sought “

[penworthy]

[carrydeckcrane]

"you visit often" youre damn right i do... (grabs ezgifs ass possessively and growls)

[500cansofsoup]

[t4timekeeper]

[oldwindowsicons]

Microsoft Touch Pack for Windows 7