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i need to see karkat vantas watch twilight
all 8 of them move in your empty villager slots one day and the next thing you know it’s raining meteorites wyd
if andrew hussie dies we really need to make sure his brain is preserved so scientists can study it and figure out precisely what his fucking deal was
i love that this implies that he will probably live forever
i fuckin hate dirk’s prose man he makes me want to rip my brain out of my head so many WORDS
*breaks out of my coffin screaming* HOMESTUCK^2 !!!!
Oh, what’s this?
Apple’s been developing some AR glasses? I wonder what they look like.
Hey, that’s kina cool- wait, what?
Hold up.
HOLD UP-
you’re fucking kidding me.
i just found out pesterquest exists and i....kinda want it........
panel redraws of page 36 and 52 for @homestuckredraw !
im on a quest to find the first fantroll
this might be it, or at least close. it was on a mspaforum around the time terezi was introduced, since people were talking about “the new troll” and posting pictures of her. im a bit thrown off by the casual usage of the term “fantroll”, but this may also be when it was first coined
UPDATE: after some serious snoopin around, google has forced me to prove im not a robot by submitting a captcha. despite that drawback, as far as i can tell, there were no instances of the word “fantroll” in reference to homestuck before that little dude up there. ill continue my search
UPDATE: there were no mentions of the term “fantroll” before 03/03/10 on tumblr or deviantart
That’s what someone thought the troll who would turn out to be Feferi would be. I don’t think he counts.
BUSTED
I’m guessing that the first fantroll would be Doctor Tess’s troll, since she was the one who started the craze on the MSPA forums. Problem is, I don’t know her name.
tess just started the “fantroll index” forum or whatever, i think? either way
theres some weird corruption on the earlier posts. i doubt she made that post in 1970 lmao
(also i can’t access that fourm. if you can, tell me?)
I don’t recall any fantrolls before hers.
… is this her?
YES HER
WE FOUND HER. THE FIRST TROLL. ALL HAIL ISHAZA
ALL HAIL FANTROLL GOD ISHAZA
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[kanaya dropping rose off at the airport]
kanaya: Have A Safe Flight
rose: I have no say in the matter.
kanaya: [already driving off] Die Then
Homestuck Epilogue Theory: Rose's Gamble
The epilogues kick off with Rose giving John a Choice: Meat or Candy. We then have the option of following these paths in whichever order we choose.
Rose, at the point where she gave John this Choice was on the verge of becoming her Ultimate Self and unlike Dirk had no indication of becoming a villain as a result of this transformation. Rose, as a Seer of Light has already been established to have unparalleled information gathering abilities. My theory is that Rose knew about Dirk’s change to villainy and the Choice she gave John is her attempt to allow Dirk to be stopped.
Rose could not have acted against Dirk directly because if she had told anyone aloud that he was becoming a threat he would have known (Dirk knows Dave is planning Karkat’s campaign immediately after Dave says it aloud) meaning she wouldn’t be able to rally support, her condition made her physically unfit to fight him, and on a meta level, Seers are a passive class. So all she could do was to put the wheels in motion to allow him to be defeated sometime in the future.
Rose could have simply told John to go do the things that had to be done in the same manner that Terezi did (F1X TH1S), but instead she told John what he should do then sent him to the picnic where she ensured that Calliope and Roxy would tell John that he had a Choice, taking a different leaf from Terezi’s book, making John’s Choice create two branches in the same way Dave created two timelines when Terezi made him pick heads or tails.
Fulfilling the tasks Rose set out is the only way to verify canon events as it initiates the battle with young Caliborn that leads to his transformation to Lord English - this is an event that has already been established in canon and if it didn’t take place it would mean that nothing else in the story could have occurred because Lord English wouldn’t have been created. The only purpose of giving John a Choice was to establish the non-canon Candy branch.
So how can this seemingly non-canon branch affect the canon story moving forward? So far as a result of it Gamzee has died (an event that could not have happened within the confines of canon - you can’t keep the clown down), Davebot has been created hosting Dave’s Ultimate Self (thanks Obama), Alt!Calliope in Jade’s body has left the space along with Davebot and Aradia (presumably to fight Dirk), Meenah has entered the branch (with the Ring of Life, taking it out of play in future canon events), and (Vriska) has entered the branch (who, thanks to Vriska, has the ability to contact Terezi with John’s phone).
All of this was achieved in a branch Dirk could not see because he removed himself from it to keep his essence concentrated in canon - Rose’s gambit in the Candy branch forced Dirk to remove himself, allowing these events to occur unimpeded mirroring Dirk’s gambit against Alt!Caliope which forced her to insert herself, preventing events from taking place.
The benefit of Rose being an orchestrator as opposed to Dirk’s mechanic is that she has the ability to put plans in motion with light touches that the narrator may not notice, similar to Dirk’s sniper gambit but on a grander scale.
Also everything that fell into the black hole showed up there so if Lord English survives the wounds Dave inflicted, he might have his final showdown there on the planet that thanks to the interspecies tensions is armed to the teeth, and also has an army of ghosts
You, my friend, are a fucking GENIUS. Rose has potentially set all this up to cause the downfall of the Prince, and Calliope has used this to create a parallel path where she can finish him.
He is completely unable to read Roxy. He thinks he has Rose under his thumb but she may end up turning on him. While he thinks he can manipulate Terezi despite her resistance to mind control, she now potentially has Vriska as a hidden grounding influence.
I do wonder if Dirk’s prophecy that he will be decapitated will come true, or if Calliope’s influence will rob him of that too?
Day 115 (Some times you gotta meme to cope pfft(
literally nobody hates homestuck more than people who still like homestuck