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Oi, there! I'm Meg and this is my personal hot mess of a blog for my art, writing, memes, and stuff. Forgive me my poor English (but feel free to talk to me in Russian or Lithuanian). Ask me anything, don't repost my stuff and enjoy your stay at my lair!! Blog is not suitable for minors!  🦉☕️🌱

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hi hello i'm still alive tho barely and let's just say college is hell and also the meds are making my brain act up sooo...

anyways i'm so deep in john wick brainrot rn and before i say anything else just pls have her, the babygorl and my latest one true love mademoiselle Barnett <33

EDIT: have some more Maries and ans a John c:

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just a quick doodle in-between customers of the besties 🐍💚

(looking a bit older here, innit? let's say it's year saven and the boys are all grown up)

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got to run around Hogwarts Legacy for approx. 8 lvls and so far I've very successfully fallen victim to Sebastian and Ominis's charms, MC's cootie-patootiedness and the overall magical school audio-visual feast for the autistic creature inside my brain. Anyways here's my shy on the outside menace on the inside Gryffindor half-blood who grew up in a workhouse in Whitechapel as Ellie Fairchild and was educated for domestic service, but then discovered her magic by making her latest employer's kitchen explode and after getting a scar on her face and turning her hair grey, spent a few years in Wales with her witch aunt and Professor Fig, then ventured to Hogwarts, now under her real name of Elowen Pendragon (listen, i just love the Arthurian legend way too much ok? tho not as much as i utterly enjoy victorian era and everything to do with it (bless Dr. Ruth Goodman for her bombastic book on the subject!!).

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just... him... 🥺

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yeah once you reach a maximum relationship with this gecko boy he will send you an enchanted fishing lure that grants you his fishing buff even if he's not summoned. and with it comes a letter which basically says: "so uh in case you got super tired of me and would like to travel separately here's a thingy i made for you... i made it myself. and enchanted it myself. and yes, the feather is mine, pls don't make it weird.... k thanks bye!!"

look i'm no expert on argonian customs but how, pray and tell, are we supposed not to assume that he is in love with the vestige at this point?! math is not mathing, zenimax, promised companion romance dlc when?

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breaking into the new sketchbook with some Sharpie doodles because I am literally in love with this man 😔💖

I'll try to color 'em just gimme a sec to gather my courage and remember how tf do u use markers and pencils

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he got color now 💙

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been so long since i drew this n'wah he grew his mane back again 👑

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breaking into the new sketchbook with some Sharpie doodles because I am literally in love with this man 😔💖

I'll try to color 'em just gimme a sec to gather my courage and remember how tf do u use markers and pencils

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sharpie looked like he needed a hug after "dim and distant pasts" quest 😔

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just... him... 🥺

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oh look, a lazy miraak during illustration class to kill some time

damn i missed drawing this bastard...

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girl help i'm down bad for yet another escaped slave with a traumatic past on a quest to tear his former master limb from limb whilst simultaneously learning to be free again, slowly remembering how to trust and embarking on a journey of healing and spiritual growth 😔

nah but fr the lizardman bootleg garrus vakarian has me in a chokehold and every time this brick house of a reptile does or says anything next to my microscopic gremlin of a bosmer i literally die every time

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so a new yearly adventure 'bout to drop and half of the players are already simping for ithelia while another half is grieving her boring design. me? i'm more interested in the fact that zenimax gave us a lore-friendly way to make our own dardric prince ocs and uuuh lemme just grab a sketchbook real quick and cook up an opposite to mepahala and probably/possibly her twin whose sphere are energies of the afterlife, death and being the shepherd of the undead and the restless dead 👀 and maybe a babygirl of a dardric prince who is the opposite of hircine and oversees the wild beauty of natural world, shapeshifers, sentient trees and talking animals, and mysteries of wild magic and secrets of the untouched wilderness, who has the bottom half of a deer whereas hircine has a head of an elk🦌 ooh! maybe even some opposite to namira whose domain is beauty, poetry and all that is aesthetically pleasing and dreamy and nice who may look like one of those fairies with butterfly wings all over them 🧚‍♀️

anyways, feck the lore, i'm here to 100% milk herma mora's ability to just "conveniently hide" entire dardric princes outside of reality thus making any and all stupid little dardric blorbo ocs we make "technically lore-friendly"

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got a lil bit of a kidney infection, sat stuck at home looking out the window at the blue snowy scape and then i am suddenly overcome with the desire to go home... launching skyrim for the first time in months, hearing the secunda soundtrack and the winds howl and seeing miraak's smug ass stand there munching on a whole loaf of sourdough never felt this good, fellas. ❄️

funny how out of all the games i ever played since i touched a pc for the first time at the gentle age of five only elder scrolls games managed to give me the cozy feeling of home. every time i launch skyrim or oblivion or even eso it always feels like dropping by your gran's house on a late rainy night and she immediately flies to pamper you with hot tea and homemade cookies. are todd's games about tamriel good, technically speaking? hell no! have you seen what baldurs gate 3 can do?! but even bg3 doesn't evoke this very specific feeling of coziness, belonging, being home like the elder scrolls games do, especially skyrim. if you told me i got five minutes left to live i'd choose to spend them there, at home. in the endless green of grahtwood, beneath aurora borealis at high hrothgar, on the cozy streets of cheydinhall. funny, how a bunch of pixels and a little bit of video game music can make you feel homesick for places that never existed 😔

todd might've done goofed up with starfield but the world of tamriel? i tip my hat for that one, todd, you dirty old n'wah. now please hurry up with the sixth game it's been like 10+ years 💀

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"Only a kiss by the one who loves thee so shalt break mine curse!" *becomes a sexy goat*

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Chase your dreams, and remember me, sweet bravery

'Cause after all those wings will take you, up so high

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do you mind? i'm very busy imagining spawn Astarion with the ability to polymorph into a bat and his darling druid tav who wildshapes into a raven both swooping through the golden and purple evening sky, ebony feathers gleaming in the setting sun, red eyes reflecting the first evening's stars, two winged creatures in love doing saltos and dancing in the clouds, falling down wings tucked in only to unfurl them mere inches before hitting the surface of the sea, causing the water to splash with the gusts of air from their wings, only for those falling droplets to reflect the sunset perfectly and create a magnificent rainbow that bat!astarion and raven!tav fly over - a rainbow bridge into a new tomorrow, a future free of worries, full of love and new possibilities.

then the sun sets, the stars come out and you watch a raven and a bat flutter off into the horizon, cawing and squeeking with glee. you don't know that these animals are soulmates in disguise, but something about the way they dance and zigzag through the purple skies tells you: they're in love.

happy.

free.