i'm a jaded teenage girl

im megan and my favorite memes are crave that mineral and the jaded teenage girl copypasta. check out my cat goals tag if u wanna see some cute cats. thx that's about all i have goin here

[thyrell]

if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to give me doritos i would share a stew and beer with him. come man surely these frail dry flatbreads will not nourish you as well as a hearty meal. eat with me

[thyrell]

if i was a medieval peasant and some weird guy from the future tried to show me tweets i would stab him with my pitchfork until he stops moving

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

open a new window somewhere in the world. 

[korean-disaster]

i love this because it’s such a simple concept but it answers things i didn’t even know how to ask

[hedgehog-moss]

Looking out of people’s windows is such a peaceful way of travelling… I got a snowfall in Argentina, a nice sea view in Ukraine, a clothes line in the fog in Bangalore. Antonella from Tavernaro, I like your wooden bird.

[yossyislandd]

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

[mitzo]

I'm a prokaryote

[yossyislandd]

using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

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[mitzo]

I'm not translating all of that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

lass it's a genome

[mitzo]

did you just

make a genome?

no joke in it

you just posted a genome sequence?

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves

[mitzo]

why

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

eh

[that-stone-butch]

applying for jobs in the U.S.

[ink-the-artist]

realized i could use my seasonal depression lamp as a light box so that I can give traditional animation a try. check out this guy

[ink-the-artist]

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[ohfuck-abastard-deactivated2023]

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

24 8 1 18 12 5 13 19 8 1 11 5 24

X H A R L E M S H A K E X

[schakira]

[striksette]

hey guys! i am super stoked to tell you that my first Ever poetry collection EXISTS and CAN BE BOUGHT on amazon!! it consists of 52 poems that i wrote over the past couple of years and i’m really extremely proud of it!

buy it here: tiny.cc/coasfhb

or, if you can’t buy but still want to support, you can add it on goodreads here: tiny.cc/coasfhbgr

[gharibajameel]

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

im sorry I can’t be her

[gif87a-com]

I guess he thinks he’s still a kitten [x]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Didn`t need that skin anyways.

[lord-kitschener]

LORGE

Thanks

[officialfist]

[maxofs2d]

check out this cute transparent ghost that i made for your blog!!!!! :D

click and drag!

[lunarchyy]

great

[jerryle3]

me and the girls on our way to the grocery store to buy totino’s pizza rolls

[unaleph]

[momrobot]

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

[alizardnamedcharlie]

vol. 3

read here

[alizardnamedcharlie]

vol. 2

read here