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avoidantproblem

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

wildwood-faun

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

princeheathen

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up

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cumonthevoid

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

kristina100000

i will use like and literally 10 times in a sentence because im pretty and my meat is huge

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

This dude basically got paid royalties for a live action beta test where he could work out what would and wouldn’t work for his story. The absolute madman.

find-the-beauty-within

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

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I tried to scroll past this. I really did

awed-frog

#hero

fieldbears

tecnoperverso

the-absolute-best-gifs

#the most iconic moment in mtv history

weloveshortvideos

i’m dying

juggernautsunion-deactivated201

Bro this the funniest shit

elionking-deactivated20191020

My nigga finna become a vet

Homie so fascinated

😂😂😂

I love this

This is adorable.

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

chromalogue

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

baegishjalmur

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

systlin

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.

retro-minty

@theshitpostcalligrapher

theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

bold-sartorial-statement

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

theshitpostcalligrapher

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband

andersonsallpurpose

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:

(oops spot the typos)

svampurinn

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

books-and-candy-ples

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

rembrandtswife

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

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IT’S TIME TO STOP USING SINGLE-USE PLASTICS!!!

We recently sparked conversation amongst the Tumblr community about our global plastic usage when we first introduced our reusable straws. While we were aggressive in pointing out that change needed to be made, some of you stressed that plastic usage went beyond just straws. We took what you told us in wanting more products that could assist in lowering our plastic usage and have come up with a solution for another plastic culprit: single-use produce bags.

While grocery stores worldwide are phasing out single-use grocery bags at the till, produce bags still remain. On average, 4 bags per family are used per day, adding up to a staggering 1,500 short-lived bags per year!

The average plastic bag is used for a whopping 12 minutes! That same bag will take centuries to degrade and may cause irreversible damage to marine life and our oceans. Making the switch to reusables will make a difference - in the health of our planet and the long-lasting freshness of your food.

They are not just for produce either. You can store travel items and almost any household item. Perfect for toys, fruit, coins, medicine, cables, cosmetics, accessories and much more. Use them to keep things together during grocery shopping, camping, fishing, garden harvest, beach, and travels.

We hope you’ll join us in our effort to continue the conversation surrounding the reduction of plastic use and keeping our oceans clean.

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