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Things i learned from a “friends” însïder tràining.

Hi guys! so im kinda risking it all making this post, but recently a “friend” 🤫 of mine got a job where they had to take a four hour long ŁP training course. Here’s what my “friend” learned!

Here is what łp is tràined to LOOK for when trying to spot lïfters.

1. Carrying a large bag that LOOKS empty, but its clearly stated that genuine shoppers also use large bags, so to not judge someone for this. They mainly judge people using duffle bags or backpacks. A tip for this is to use a structured purse if you have one, since you cant tell if its empty or full, ŁP can’t tell either.

2. Leaving a trail of empty hangers, if you take every item off the hanger when shopping, łp is trained to watch you for this.

3. Emptying packages, if you empty packages on camera or infront of workers (even if you didnt cönceal it yet) łp is tràined to watch you. So don’t empty packages! Just take off a security sticker if there is one, this is harder for ŁP to notice.

4. Selecting more than one of the same item in ONE SWIPE. What this means is if you pick up multiple of the same item without looking at prices / sizing, we are told this is very suspicious. What you can do to seem like a geniune shopper is pick up an item, then pick up the same time that is a different size or color, we are told this isn’t suspicious.

5. Not looking at prices. I am super guilty of this.. if you don’t look at prices and just quickly pick up items, we are told to watch you.

6. Lingering in high - theft area for a long time (example being in jewelry section for 20 minutes without buying anything) this is seen as very suspicious. what you can do to avoid this is pick the item you want then go to your blindspot. (example of what you should do: picking up makeup, then walking to the tampon section to conceal it)

7. Watching customers or sales associates. This one is hard to tell, since we are told some customers may just have anxiety. To avoid this i recommend looking with your eyes, and don’t stare at employees, just glance with your eyes.

8. Lingering near an exit with a cart full of stuff. I feel this one is self explanatory. If you want to do a wàlköut, don’t linger near the exit, just go!! You’re less likely to be noticed this way.

What employees / managers are trained to DO when they SEE a shoplïftîng.

- We are trained to cūstomēr sèrvice, we are NOT allowed to accuse people, we are also not supposed to be rude to them. If you just concealed something, and a worker walks up to you right after you concealed it and says something like “How may I help you?” Chances are they saw you conceal and you should leave as soon as possible. If you haven’t concealed yet and workers come up to you, don’t worry, we are trained to greet every customer. Or if they come up to you about five minutes after you concealed, also don’t worry, they most likely didn’t see. Only worry if they come to you a few seconds after you concealed.

- We are told that if we chase a shoplïfter out of the store we will be fired for risking our safety. We are supposed to wait for them to leave, THEN contact łp if we saw them (example: If you witness a wàlkout, you shouldn’t confront them or chase, wait for them to leave, then email łp what you saw.) But be warned, if ŁP happens to be there, they are allowed to confront you.

Other things I learned -

1. NOT ALL LOCATIONS OF RETAIL STORES HAVE LP ASSIGNED TO THEIR LOCATION. I actually never knew this. If a location is considered “löw shrink” (not a lot of thèft) they just won’t assign any ŁP to the location. This does not go for every cômpany, but I assume a lot of them.

2. If a store happens to have ŁP, they most likely have rēgional ŁP. this means ŁP wont be there everyday, they go to a different location every shift. So ŁP will only be there once or twice a week. You never know when they are there though, so still be careful.

I hope this was helpful to you guys! I actually learned a lot of new things from this tràinîng so I thought it may help you. :] Good luck everyone and stay safe.

lftinthewind

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bluebeetle

This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

thatbastardlass-deactivated2021

and here’s a link that does not lead to a google drive full of tv shows movies + books and also does not contain a shortcut to the above

gigilberry

this is absolutely not a link to another google drive with shows + movies + audio books either nope no sir

ehlers-world-problems

daffy-taffy

@timetravellingcactus cause for some reason I’m not able to send this to you

do-you-have-a-flag

the goog drive directory titled “the library” is transferring to a different platform soon so hustle on that one!

nero-neptune

this absolutely isnt a google drive of the imdb top 250 movies

and this couldn’t possibly lead you to even more books!

these arent musical bootlegs… what do you mean?

olivay-official

And they absolutely arent up to date as of 2020 :) nope no sir

neapolis99

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and this ISN’T a folder with artbook pdfs, art softwares and brushes, etc. (lots of Italian stuff)

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DONT share this

misstextures

It would be such a shame if someone reblogged this. Whoops my fingers slipped

the-haiku-bot

It would be such a

shame if someone reblogged this.

Whoops my fingers slipped

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

justasimplememebean

Can someone give advice on how to lift shoes?

Preferably without doing the shoe switch thing bc I don’t have any crappy shoes that I’m willing to get rid of.

I have my eye on a pair of riding boots. Not sure how to get them in my hands. Very frustrating.

hot-pynk-lyftyng-blog

Note: This method isn’t compatible with all shoestores Most, if not all shoe stores have benches. This is awesome. If you’re in a less secure store, some benches may even become blindspots (if you bend down, eccetra, eccetra.) Pre-pick a bench. Pick out a couple of shoe boxes. Sit down on your bench and get all your shoes out, try them on, make a mess of things. Make sure your large handbag is mostly under the bench. Now, in this mess, you have a few options: a) Kick the shoes you want underneath the bench casually, and try to kick it towards your bag. When your “finished browsing”, get down and grab your bag and swiftly try to put the shoes you want in them. b) if not difficult, kick your shoes into your bag. c) Make sure you have a coat/sweatshirt with you. Put it down sort of underneath the bench. Kick your shoes underneath the bench. When you get down it pick up your stuff, put the shoes in your arm, lay your jacket sweatshirt over it, and walk out. I hope I was helpful!

justasimplememebean

THANK.

cactuslift-blog

I use the bench method every time at DSW and it’s never failed me! The first time I ever took shoes was from J.C. Penney and I did the second method here where I just put my jacket over them and walked out with them in my arms lol. I love getting shoes tho!!

berry-lifts

I’m trying this when I get more confident

zootzsnoot

psa on facial scan software !!! avoid these stores, remember to always wear a mask <3

pocketrocketliftoff

europe girlies we must pray for this to be a massive privacy concern to the eu

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epistleii

inesliftz-deactivated20251104

My best tips from +10 years lifting experience!

1, don’t bring in a bag. I know most people prefer bag concealing but that is the first thing that will sus LP. Body concealing is 100% the way to go. Especially if you do get stopped, they most likely won’t pat you down, they’ll let the law enforcement do that (if you stick around long enough.)

2. Go in with the mindset that you are about to spend your hard earned money on these items!!! LP says they usually get people on body language alone, so don’t go around selecting a bunch of stuff and not checking the price. Also WALK SLOW! browse. Speed walking is a sign that you’re in a rush and need to get out quick. Check ur phone and laugh at it like you got a funny message. And slowly select ur items. Look at the price, make a eek face cause it’s so expensive, put it down and grab the cheaper item.

3. Don’t conceal till the very end!! If you have a basket keep all your stuff in there. Then, when the time is right. No employees around, no customers, no cameras. Quickly shove everything you want in your bra, waistline, shoes, pockets, purse if you must. And DIP!!! I prefer to do this rather than concealing every 1 or 2 minutes. It gives them one shot to get you concealing, rather than 10 times if you got 10 items

4, BE FRIENDLY!!! Most staff leaves me alone. They’ll usually greet nicely and you need to match that exact energy. Smile at them and say thank you or no thank you. Seriously. If LP isn’t watching, the SA is. And if you’re nice to them they are way less likely to rat you to LP. SA don’t get paid enough to care about lifting (some do tho so don’t get sloppy) but if nobody is watching cameras, they’re the first person to repost suspicious activity

5. KNOW WHO YOU’RE LIFTING WITH! Never go with a baby lifter. Seriously. that’s how I got “caught” at zöømiez. My sisters friend was shoving things in her bag, and they checked all 3 of us (I didn’t have anything in my bag yet cause I was SUS) cops let us get away surprisingly. But then this same girl got caught again at w@lly world a few months later. She got banned and sent to jail, now is on probation and has a lot of fines to pay. This can all be avoided if you stick with ur main partner or go by yourself. I only ever do it with my sister (she’s been doing it as long as me) or I go with my bf cause he is the perfect size to cover me, and he doesn’t lift so it’s just me and my judgment while lifting. Almost every time I’ve ventured out and went with a group (very bad idea) or partner who is not on the same level as you, I just about got caught up. Or get very very close to it. If you must go in a group, don’t go to the big stores that have LP. And if you’re a teen and show up in a group with teens and large bags, you’re a walking target.

@b0rrow-k1ng

deviousbubbles

“Doomsday cheat sheet”

DISCLAIMER: this is a comprehensive road map or “cheat sheet” that I originally created for my own personal use. I used my own experiences, others’ experiences (shoutout to @lyft1ngburn3r ‘s post in specific), and research I’ve done to create this. It’s extremely important to know this information, and know it well, so even under pressure you can reference back to it to keep yourself safe.

If caught by someone who has no legal power to physically stop you (like employees and LP): just get the hell away. Loss Prevention doesn’t have a badge; they are staff, not officers, so they have no legal power to physically restrain or search you. Walk, run, drive off, etc. No matter how intense the situation is, just GET AWAY. Even if you are scared and you feel like you’re going to shit your pants, running is ALWAYS better than having cops haul you off in handcuffs or catching a charge. Try not to run unless you absolutely need to, it draws attention. They may try to block the exit, so in an emergency situation like that just fucking BOOK IT. Don’t give them your ID, ever. Don’t give them your real name. Do not admit to anything. If the situation isn’t too tense, you can ask them if they’d like to see the inside of your bag or show them yourself if you body concealed to appear less suspicious. If they threaten to call the cops, fine, but don’t wait around for them and get the hell out.

If you are stopped by police in store or police who were called:

First, ask if you are free to go. Get a CLEAR YES OR NO.

⬇️

If they say yes, calmly walk away.

⬇️

If they say no, you are being detained and no longer have the legal right to walk away. Being detained is not the same as being arrested, think of it as being held. In which case you need to COOPERATE!!! In this instance, I don’t recommend running. Most police will chase you and “evading arrest” can result in another/higher charge. If you think you can get away, it is up to you to take that risk. DO NOT get physical with police. You WILL be locked up for that, assault of law enforcement is never taken lightly.

> The officer will ask for your: name, address, and ID. Again, COOPERATE with them. Giving false information can result in another/higher charge.

(If you are a minor, a legal guardian is needed to confirm your information. If you are not being arrested and think they will go along, you can choose to give them false information and have your guardian “confirm” it then be on your merry way. Again, only do this if you think your legal guardian will back you up and if you are not being arrested. Even as a minor, you will need to provide your real information in the event of an arrest. If you’re a minor they are also not legally allowed to take photos of you.)

> The officer may legally FRISK you during detainment (this is an EXTERNAL pat down of yourself and your bags if they have REASONABLE SUSPICION that they are in danger or that you are armed), but you do not have to consent to it. The officer may listen or may not. Say “I do not consent to this search” as it may stop them and it may come in handy later should the situation escalate.

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If you are being arrested, the officer may legally SEARCH you (this is more invasive and can include going through your pockets, bags, closed containers, feeling the inside of your waistband, removing your shoes and/or hat, and shaking out your bra if you are wearing one), but again you do not have to consent. Say “I do not consent to this search”. DO NOT empty your pockets, as this is consenting to a search.

> After that, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Say you are going to remain silent and that you would like to speak to an attorney, then BE SILENT. I cannot stress this enough, do not give up any information that you don’t have to. Do not sign ANYTHING or speak to ANYONE about details of your arrest until you have an attorney present.

In other words: if there are no cops involved, you are still in the clear if you can get away. RUN LIKE YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD DEPENDS ON IT! If cops are involved, shut the fuck up and comply. Hope that they don’t have enough to arrest/charge you or that they choose not to. They might just put your name into the store’s system and take your picture, in which case be grateful. Who needs their stinky merch anyway.

Please be safe out there. I was arrested when I was 12 for l!fting at Cl@/re’s and it was incredibly traumatic. Some people are genuinely deranged and enjoy punishing people they deem less worthy of respect than them. They will not hesitate to fuck your life up over a lipgloss, so in turn don’t hesitate to do whatever it takes to protect yourself. Lots of love from this stranger to you, my messages and asks are always open <3

your-l0vable-anarchist

Lifting Tip

In most grocery stores and such, as long as the barcode is covered by literally anything, even your hands, the scanners at the door will not detect it.

My mom actually taught me this as she had me hold my hand over the bar code of a two liter of soda she didn't scan at the self checkout and we got out with it just fine. As long as you've actually purchased one or two small items, nobody generally suspects if you don't scan something and you will easily get away with it.

Men's jeans are great for lifting as they have very large pockets; I was able to put whole energy drink cans one in each front pocket and just walk out.

liftedtiger-deactivated20150310

I use a different "Cup Method"

Most malls have at least some kind of food court.

I try to find the one that gives the biggest non-see through cup,

Mc Donalds has the large sweet tea cups that are only $1 that are Styrofoam and they are pretty big. I ask for it with out ice, the ice takes up to much room.

I think Chick-Fil-a has some pretty big cups as well, just make sure NO ICE!

The whole part of the no ice is that you’re gonna pour most of the liquid out at one of the mall bathrooms not in the store that you will be going into.

now you can do this method two ways,

if the store does not have a bathroom try to hit those last, if the store does have a bathroom hit those first,

what you’re gonna do is detag in the dressing room, carry your cup in there with you place the tags into the cup. (make sure you place the actual pin part back into the tag you do NOT want a hole in your cup!!)

now if you’re gonna hit other stores go use the bathroom in the store that you’re in! do not walk out with the cup full of tags!!!!!!! and take the tags out of the cup in a stall, make sure you pick a stall with a trash can or those little ones stuck to the side. yes put your hand into the cup and dig those suckers out!! place in trash can of course! not the toilet!! you do not want to clog the toilet!

now once you’ve gotten ALL of them out! leave the store, (fake a call, what ever!)

hit the next store that has a bathroom! repeat the process!!

now when it comes to stores that don’t have a bathroom, this is where you have to say good bye to your beloved cup!

after repeating most of the process

Taking the cup into the fitting room,

placing the tags into the cup etc.. .

now no bathroom = not being able to take out the tags!

walk around the store a little more.and then throw the cup away in the store!

IN THE STORE!!! for the love of god do not walk out of the store with a cup full of tags the liquid will NOT stop them from going off!

now you can take your stuff to your car in between each store if you do that try to drive around to a different entrance and if you want to go hit another store just go get another cup, and repeat the process.

******* Just remember to get ALL of the tag pieces out of the cup if you’re able to do so in the bathroom.

Also if the liquid in the cup is getting low add water to it! just don’t let any one see you do that! make sure there is enough so the tags don’t rattle!

also!! if your in the last store when you’re gonna throw the cup a way make sure you throw it in the trash yourself! if they reach for your cup to throw it away say that you’re sick and you’d rather them not touch the cup. ask them if they can lift the trash can up to you so can you throw it away with out them touching it!

This has worked hundreds of times for me!

and lastly before this post gets any longer

be nice! and try not to get caught!

if you have any questions feel free to ask.

also sorry for the length of this post I tried being very descriptive!

*** please don’t add tags to this post if you reblog it!

prometheusthethief

Some helpful links about the different kinds of tags and how to remove them different ways, enjoy! When I achieve a better understanding of how tags work, I’ll write a guide for you guys and post it on my website. Goodluck out there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJENcL2Uaos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvBFQkVTZvU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMwgwrCchFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=148fPNeSdBk

illstealyourcat

There’s only really 3 categories for tags. Tags that come off with a magnet (golf detacher), tags that come off with a hook, and neither. The first two are pretty straight forward. The last one is just gator tags (use pliers) and spider tags/ 3 alarm tags (need alpha s3 key.)

liftingcuzimpoor

YALL CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW AWESOME LEGGINGS ARE FOR CONCEALING ITEMS??

so for those who dont know, you wanna wear some leggings under ur pants. I usually wear BAGGY ass Jean's, that are preferably the darker side cus it's super hard to see any awkward lumps in there.

this tip is literally the only reason I own leggings rn, but yeah you wanna shove your item of choice in under the leggings and it just sits there nice and snug with like no risk of it falling out.

my fave part is if a worker has sussed you out and asks to search ur bag ur chilling with like five shirts in ur ass. (freebbl)

sh0pl1fters0ftheworldunite

thrift lyfts you don’t have to feel guilty abt:

• The Salvation Army: we all should know why by now.

• Value Village thrift store in Bellingham, WA: straight up lie abt their charities.

• Goodwill: oh boy here we go. mistreatment of disabled workers, low pay, while executives get six figures, dangerous workplace with many deaths, fires “whistleblowers” aka anyone who complains about discrimination of minorities, I can go on.

• The Grace Place: Christians with a hateful agenda.

• Idaho Youth Ranch: funds “rehabilitation and support programs” for children. AKA hateful Christian bigots.

• St. Vincent de Paul (just cultish tbh)

Basically any profit thrift store (not non-profit) that doesn’t have clear values and aren’t transparent with what charities they support. I’ll include a link of what to consider when judging a store like this.

This will be an ongoing list, if you have any suggestions feel free to drop them and please please let me know if any of this is misinformation.

Throughout America, thrift stores have been on the rise in popularity, from small towns to major metros, and everything else in between. Ven

magical-girl-lifter

LP reddit on how to blend in

SUPER useful for keeping an eye out for LP, or even try taking some of their ideas for your own! the baseball cap thing…

bdusueiskfnfkdsifjfh

repost so it’s in the community

luxurylifter

USA SHPLIFTNG STATE LAWS.

* Alabama - $500 but if it exceeds $2500 it’s class C felony. Stay under $500.

* Alaska - $750 or more is a class C felony.

* Arizona - $1000 or more is a class 6 felony.

* Arkansas - $1000 or less is a class A misdemeanor.

* California - (This one is a doozie) When the crime involves property with a value up to $50, it is up to the prosecutor to charge it as an infraction or misdemeanor. The maximum fine for shoplifting up to $50 worth of property is $250. When the property value is worth more than $50, it is punishable by up to $1,000 in fines and six months in jail. No other way to sum it up lol.

* Colorado - Class 1 petty offense is $50 or less. Punishable up to 6 months in jail.

* Connecticut - First Degree Larceny is a Class B Felony with penalties ranging from 20 years in jail, probation, and a maximum $15,000 fine. Second Degree Larceny is a Class C Felony, and carries up to 10 years in prison, a maximum $10,000 fine, and probation. Basically don’t lift here lol.

* Delaware - Misdemeanor if $1500 or less.

* Florida - Property worth between $100 and $750 is petit theft and a first-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and up to $1,000 in fines. All I’m gonna say so don’t lift here often lol.

* Georgia - $300 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Hawaii - $250 or less is a petty misdemeanor.

* Idaho - $1,000 or more is a felony. Stay under $500-$1000 to be safe.

* Illinois - $300 or more can lead up to 5 years in prison. Don’t fuck here basically.

* Indiana - $750 or more is a felony.

* Iowa - 5th degree theft is $200 or less. A simple misdemeanor.

* Kansas - $1000 is felony.

* Kentucky - $500 or less is a class A misdemeanor.

* Louisiana - less than $1000 is petty theft.

* Maine - $500 or less is considered class E crimes. Up to 6 months in jail.

* Maryland - $100 or less is a misdemeanor. $100-$1000 is still a misdemeanor but can face up to $500 in fines and 18 months in prison.

* Massachusetts - If you shoplift items less than $100, a fine of $250 for a first offense and $500 for a second may be levied. ... Shoplifting is its own crime in Massachusetts, but if the value of the stolen item is over $100, it can be charged as larceny instead.

* Michigan - $200 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Minnesota - $500 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Mississippi - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Missouri - $150 or less is a class D misdemeanor. Fine of $500, however no jail time.

* Montana - A person convicted of theft of property not exceeding $1,500 in value will be ordered to pay a fine of no more than $1,500, or be imprisoned in the county jail for a term of no more than six months, or both. ... This is the lowest level of theft under Montana law, sometimes referred to as petty theft.

* Nebraska - under $200 with no prior convictions is a class 2 (II) misdemeanor, up to 6 months in jail and/or up to $1000 fine.

* Nevada - $650 or more is a felony.

* New Hampshire - Shoplifting is usually charged as a misdemeanor criminal offense, which is punishable by up to one year of incarceration and $2,000 in fines. Such penalties can be best avoided using a New Hampshire shoplifter lawyer.

* New Jersey - $200 or less is a misdemeanor.

* New Mexico - $250 or less is a petty misdemeanor.

* New York - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* North Carolina - A first offense for Concealment of Merchandise is a Class 3 Misdemeanor, which can involve up to 20 days in jail and 24 hours of community service. Penalties increase with repeat offenses. A Larceny of Goods charge is more complex.

* North Dakota - $500 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Ohio - under $1000 is a misdemeanor. Up to 180 days in jail and/or up to $10000 in fines.

* Oklahoma - If you shoplift an item worth less than $500, your first conviction carries up to 30 days in jail, a fine of $10 to $500, or both. The penalty is up to a year in jail.

* Oregon - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Pennsylvania - $150 or less is a misdemeanor. Up to 90 days in jail and/or fine up to $300.

* Rhode Island - A first offense for shoplifting is a misdemeanor and carries up to one year a prison, a fine ranging from $50 up to $500, or both.

* South Carolina - less than $2000 is a misdemeanor however up to $1000 in fines and up to 30 days in jail.

* South Dakota - The retail value of the merchandise, regardless of whether or not the merchandise has been recovered undamaged, and. a monetary penalty of four times the retail value of the merchandise, or $100, whichever is greater.

* Tennessee - $1000 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Texas - Class B misdemeanor: $2,000 fine and 180 days in jail. Class A misdemeanor: $4,000 fine and one year in jail. State jail felony: $10,000 fine and two years in jail. Third-degree felony: $10,000 fine and 2 to 10 years imprisonment.

* Utah - Utah classifies shoplifting and retail crime as a class A misdemeanor if the property was $500 or more but less than $1,500.

* Vermont - A person convicted of the offense of retail theft of merchandise having a retail value not in excess of $900.00 shall be punished by a fine of not more than $500.00 or imprisonment for not more than six months, or both.

* Virginia - $200 or more is felony theft.

* Washington - $750 or less is a misdemeanor.

* West Virginia - $500 or less is a misdemeanor.

* Wisconsin - If caught with merchandise valued between $100 and $2,500, you will be charged with a Class A misdemeanor. This is a serious misdemeanor charge, as it carries up to nine months in prison and a fine of up to $10,000.

* Wyoming - less than $1000 is a misdemeanor. The maximum penalty for misdemeanor theft is six months' imprisonment and a $750 fine.

Also as a side note:

Value exceeds $1000, it has a statute of 5 years. Anything less is 2 years(?).

Also this list took over an hour so appreciate it if you’re too lazy to Google shit like me lol.

Keep in mind we are committing crimes. Crimes! Trust your damn gut it’s always right. Better safe than sorry. Btw my blog isn’t searchable so no need to censor words.

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