Eh

[tabloidsores]

Boring: they're all found

Better: the find the submarine empty

Even better: only one person left

Best: completely new person found alone on submarine

[vcrcleaner]

It’s D B Cooper

[tabloidsores]

It’s DB Cooper.

[mikeepoo]

[sovereignbryce]

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

[thatgirlonstage]

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

[onionitis]

“I roll to come up with an escape plan”  “Alright roll” “…I got a one” “I try to convince the horse to break us out” “Roll…animal handling?” “I got a twenty”

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[shock]

the last time i went to pride a few years ago i brought one of these things and filled it to the brim with vodka and i was too busy sharing hits off the secret vodka bag with every stranger who wanted to partake to care about anything else. it became a whole bartering system where people gave me pins or lei's or other trinkets to gain a spot in line for the secret vodka camel bag. didn't matter what they looked like or how much clothes they wore, drag queens and leather kings and all the other ruffians got a hit from the camel bag if they had something to share, even if all they had was themselves. it was fucking disgusting. nobody had to bend down or anything because the straw was several feet long. moral of the story is at the end of the day... coexist.

[shock]

happy pride month 💖

[loth-catgirl]

you don't know what you got til it's gone 😔

[neenarchive]

as the new season of the boys comes out i'm obsessed with all the little articles that are like 'woa is homelander finally going to go off the rails??' my good bitch he commits child murder in season one episode one

[dankmemeuniversity]

[english-history-trip]

I'm just down to start fights at this point.

[english-history-trip]

[nicostiel]

Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband

[headspacedad]

@nomadicism

[laninex-deactivated20210118]

@nakaramaiyuki

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hannibal is the funniest show to ever air because Hannibal is supposed to be this quiet, polite, unassuming doctor that nobody would suspect, like when he kills someone in his office in “self defense” and everyone is like “wow...you took him down in a fight? That’s crazy.” But the problem is they cast Mads Mikkelsen who is in fact six feet tall and like 200 pounds and built like a brick house in a well tailored suit so Will Graham is like “he MURDERS people”

and everyone else is like “him?? Hannibal??? How could you say that?” And then it cuts to Hannibal in his fucked up library and his fancy suits with his steel tree trunk arms looking absolutely like THE most menacing human being to have ever walked the earth.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this show exists in an alternate reality where we the viewer have to accept that someone could say “there’s something off about that guy” and then people who have spent their whole lives profiling dangerous murderers sit down in a library with this man

and are like, “I honestly don’t see what you mean”

[yaoi-cicle]

[tonitart]

For Nanamin💖

[egberts]

[mass-destruction-blog-deactivat]

HEAH

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[pleatedjeans]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[randomfandomteacher]

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

[lizclimo]

who’s ready for halloween?