Little tits,big dreams

Emmie. 20. Maine. Really,really,really bored.

[mishasminions]

ALWAYS A MOOD

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you go for a poo just before midnight and you’re still there on the stroke of 12 it’s officially same sh*t different day.

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bertiebertthepom)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pregnant women are literally the only people who could grow a pair of balls.

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[yokhakidfiasco-deactivated20210]

Financial security is when you forget it’s payday.

[awwww-cute]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[sixpenceee]

Atelier Soo is a Seoul-based pastry chef that delicately sculpts edible floral bouquets that look truly too pretty to eat. (Source)

[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[rainhagretchen]

[lamusebrune]

Body wants sex.. Heart wants love.. Soul NEEDS peace .

[dipped-in-nutellaa-deactivated2]

pockets need money

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

Stomach needs FOOD

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.