Yeah, today I decided I need something to write for my hyperfixation (It is been so long since I had such feeling)
I accept requests for one shots and headcanons (if I really like the idea, i may turn it into a fanfic)
I write for canon x canon or reader x canon ships (can do oc x canon but on rare occasion)
I will write mostly GN Reader, but if you want to specify the gender (or if the reader is trans) feel free to do it, also specify AFAB or AMAB reader if asking for an NSFW
Sooo, here are some rules:
No homophobia, transphobia, nacism, ableism and other common restrictions. Have common sense please.
I can write NSFW (which means MDNI) but I won't fulfill REALLY weird kinks and fetishes (everything that includes piss and coprophilia, non consent (even consent non consent), underage and etc.
I can refuse to fulfill a request because not having anything to write for the idea, sorry
Request may be fulfilled not immediately. I am student with lots of things to take care off
For now, I write for Dispatch and Date Everything, but the list can change eventually.
That's all for now <3 Can't wait for the requests (I may come up with my own ideas too)
soooo, I got tagged by @unsaddie and I loved the questions, so here we are!
last song:hmmm, "Married Life" from the cartoon "Up", I listened it to get the atmosphere for my fic, tehehe
favorite color:purple <3 (and probably green and blue, specifically indigo)
currently watching: right now it is minecraft ARGs, the last one was "Searching for world that doesn't exist" (peak btw)
currently reading: if speaking of books it is "King in Yellow" (yes, because of ARG). As for fics I am currently reading "Family tree" by @kanobies and "house and home" by @darlingcasper (both fics are pure gold, trust me)
current obsession: Dispatch, Rusty Lake and probably ARGs (Minecraft and not)
currently working on: Phoenix Robert fic, I am still on 1k words because rewriting it constantly, but first chapter will be out before the end of April, so please wait for it :3
last google search: "trigonometry formules" (I had an exam)
So, while taking a break from writing my Phoenix Robert fanfic (I am trying guys, I promise), I remembered my Total Drama phase, specifically interest in Island of the Slaughter AU.
So i came up with a idea of same thing for Dispatch.
TW! Mention of murder
(ships in tags are briefly mentioned in the end)
Though it is not a reality show, nor the participants are teenagers. Basically, Elliott Connors, rich tech genius, makes a camp for hero training on the far from any land island. Here there are power suppressors all over the place, so nobody can use their power (and all the buffs coming with them too, so Flambae is no longer fire resistant, Punch Up can be downed and hurt, Sonar can't turn into beast form, Blazer's amulet doesn't work, you get the idea).
The training goal is to be able to survive in various conditions with no usage of superpowers, because who knows what can happen while working in the field.
There are 14 participants (Z-Team(+Waterboy and Phenomaman), Robert, Blazer, Chase(in his younger form) and Royd), Elliott as a host, who never shows his face, Galen is the one who will look for his missing colleagues.
One week passes normally, the participants split in two teams by Shroud, passing through challenges. However, one day someone is found dead. Then the blood massacre begins (spoiler: no one survives, yes, I kissed the brick before throwing).
Soon, Galen arrives at the island, Shroud accompanies him in his civilian form to show that there is nothing on his place. But after some time, eldritch looking ghosts start haunting them, each one has its rules. Galen realises that its his friends and suspects Shroud in killing them. After gruesome escape from all ghosts, they arrived to the boat, ready to leave. But only Galen is allowed to leave... Connors is forever locked out of heaven.
So, how does it sounds? I still didn't come up with victim order and ways of killing, please leave your ideas in the comments, every amount of gorey details allowed (just put TW). Also you can suggest the name for the AU.
As for ships, to increase the angst potential, I have Flambert or Mechablazer, Sparkling Water, Coupunch, maybe Invisiblazer. You can offer which one is better for the story.
(making this a separate post because I get frustrated with how reblogs work,,,, this is inspired by this wonderful animation!! cw: animated gore/body horror with robotic parts)
my hand. slipped
“he breathes in, wire against flesh. he lies surrounded by bloody cables, warmth spreading through them like the electricity in his veins. machine to machine, the suit calls, and his body answers, moving the costume of skin and bone. he breathes out, organ against metal frame.”
(is this anything. idk)
@sleepy-nights-sleepy-days you're a real one for fueling my agenda fr <3 I actually wanted to make some concept art for my fanfic so this was a fantastic opportunity to give it a shot KJDNWA was going to just make a sketch but then I slapped a gradient map on top of it and was like. oh we're in it now. still not really clean but I think it's better this way
So, this post will basically be Robert's interactions with Z-Team, who are willingly to help with his power development.
But before that, little description of what I have in mind about how Robert's power actually work:
He is a phoenix obviously, not fully bird but he has wings and maybe a bird tail for maneuvring. He is capable to use pyrokinesis (still working on it). I think he can take a feather out of his wing (in non burning state) to light it and throw in enemies. Also, for me all elemental powers connect to emotions, so when he is enraged he goes on full supernova bird mode: flame hair, glowing eyes, lava-like skin and else. This state is hard to control and Robert can hurt even his loved ones (spoiler for possible fanfic?). But most of the time, the only thing which points to him being metahuman is his wings and vertical pupils (like of predator birds). And the main thing is regeneration. Not all mighty, just the range from small scratches and lethal ones no in between. So, if Robert get hurt badly (cut, burned, broken limb) it won't heal unless he dies from it. And of course he is fire resistant, but because of sudden apperaring of the power he gains resistance slowly: from hands to whole body.
Here comes the interactions (most interesting one):
The first to help would of course be Chase. In no universe this man won't help his brother. So, he will take care of Beef for beginning (Robert is afraid of accidently hurting his fur baby) and feed this twink ass so he can contain such amount of power in his body.
Another one, the only, well now not the only, hybrid of the Z-Team, Sonar would help Robert to learn how to live with constant existing of wings and tail (I have a hc, that Sonar always has small wings, even in humanoid form). Maybe he will even give Robert contacts of tailor who can adjust his clothes.
Coupé would be interested in such phenomenon as Robert. She might help with dispatcher's gained ability to throw his feathers (cause Coupé is master of knife throwing yk). Also, she will be active shipper of Flambert ("two firey heroes, they are soulmates, your honor") and maybe even help Robert with the first date, when Flambae will get the courage of asking him out.
Other ones are not so deeply invested, but still eager to help. Golem and Punch-Up would act as living targets to train Robert's aim and Prism would create targets with her illusions, Invisigal would help to act sneaky even with such uncomfortability as wings and tail, Malevola would heal Robert's increasing amount of burns (which is consequence of getting used to his power), Blazer would...close her eyes on multiple HR violations.
But the main helper of course would be Flambae. After therapy and reaching mutual understanding, he will grow close to Robert. It will start with trainings, in gym to gain muscles Robert lost while in come, in fields to control huge fires and flames. This will also train Robert's durability and combat skills (not like he lack them, but learning is always appreciated).
After a while, Prism will grab Flambae by his ponytail and be like "bitch, I love ya, but u need to get that twink asap". And here it comes, Prism as Flambae's wingman and Coupé is Robert's. There will be a bet in the team on how long it'll take them to go out and then fuck. Flambae acting pissed but secretly he hopes he will get his chance with Robert. After all, you need to fight fire with fire *wink*
(Wow chat, did you enjoyed that? I hope so. Anyway, would you like to see this story turned into a fanfic on Ao3 maybe? I have some ideas)
Well, Flambae and Robert are power couple. Once they were mortal enemies, but after redemption, teasing and...ahem...making out, they eventually get married and live their live in a spotlight.
Then Shroud happens. Flambae is more than eager to investigate the dissapearing of his team and friends (the first one to dissapear was Prism). So, when he receives an invitation to solve this mystery, he accepts it immediately.
Robert tries to convince him that it is not a good idea. They argue a lot, a maybe, if adding angst here, Flambae leaves right after their argument.
Long time after, about two months, even more heroes dissapeared. Robert is broken, feeling that his husband is dead or escaped to find better lover. Then Chase leaves, and nobody can support Robert.
So, Shroud's invitation is the only chance for Robert to feel himself a hero once again. After long wandering on the island, in Shroud's lair, he learns the painful truth. Flambae's portrait looks at him from the screen with "Terminated" text to it. But Robert can't cry, not now.
While attempting to find Shroud, Robert encounters area of the island, which is lot colder than everything else. Here, he finds him... Flambae, laying frozen in the freezing water, ice surrounding him. It seems like he was drowned and then pushed to the surface. Robert snaps. He cries, pressing his husband's corpse closer. He had a lot things to tell him, but it is too late.
And after that, being on the edge of death, in claws of Shroud's mech, he regrets only about one thing: the last things he said to Flambae were filled with rage, and he didn't even get the chance to say "sorry".
(maybe I will write good ending with post death apologies, just maybe)
just goodnight angst (at least in my time area it is night)
So, picture this:Dispatch+Incredibles AU.
Robert is Bob (obviously, the name, the office job, the depression) just without a wife (cause to me in this AU can be any Robert ship). Z-Team, Mandy and Chase are the other superheroes. Shroud is Syndrome.
So, here comes the angst. Robert is retired from being Mechaman, but no longer after this his friends start dissapearing. The last one was Chase. Then, Robert receives and invitation to fight some "villain" on the island.
When he reaches there, he soon finds the Shroud's lair and the whole "terminated" scene happens. Robert finds place where are robots, designed specifically for killing particular hero. While walking on the island he also finds his friends. But it's too late as they are corpses, someone even barely recognisable.
Then Shroud presents the bot he made for killing Robert. After a long, tiring fight, Robert gets cornered. Accepting his death, he thinks about being in afterlife with his friends. The last thing Robert manages to do in his life, is pressing self destruction button on Mechasuit, killing Shroud with him.
In the afterlife Robert gets praise, hugs, kisses (if adding a ship) and he is finally happy.
I really enjoyed the feedback I got (luv u guys), also I have an expansion for this idea (feel free to express your opinion and suggestions in comments or in requests)
More to the topic. So, Robert's power is revealed he is flabbergasted as much as the Z-Team. Later, he will slightly explain his past, covering the gorey details. Z-Team thinks that this is really cool (their dispatcher is not a normie and has badass power? THAT'S FUCKING COOL). Not so long after, Robert tells Chase and Blazer. While superheroine amazed and glad to know that Robert not only Mechaman but powered hero, Chase is absolutely terrified, because he knows the nature of Robbie Robertson and knows what he could do with his son. Robert reassures him that it is alright though (it is not).
The only person, who is not so happy about Robert's power, except from Robert himself, is obviously Flambae. Like "what do you mean our dispatcher is not only my mortal enemy, who cut my fingers off, but he has power pretty similar to mine too?" But Flambae is not dissapointed either. After a week or so of ranting to his therapist about Mechaman and Robert and all this things, he kinda understands him more now.
It will eventually escalate to the exchanging their experience in pyrokinesis, Robert learns to control his power with Flambae's supervision. It is suprisingly...cozy? Maybe they will figure it out.
imagine that Shroud and Robbie Robertson were married after Robbie's wife passed away. They raise Robert, Robbie being not so good parent and Elliot being caring stepfather.
Until one day, Elliot discovers the way to give power for normies, by installing special heart implant with power contained in it. Robbie sees a opportunity in this and the first person who gets this implant iiiissss...Robert Robertson the Third! Eight years old, he barely understands the power he is given (also maybe the operation of implanting goes wrong causing chronic pain).
But Robbie abuses the power, tries to make his son perfect, until Elliot kills him, disgusted by his actions and betrayal.
Long time further, Robert doesn't have so bright memories of the power he owned, always introducing himself as powerless. Until one day, after a bar fight, Flambae snaps on him, attempting to burn. But Robert isn't hurt. In fact, strange pyrokinetic aura encircles him, two firey wings behind his back. Flambae is shocked, so is Robert. Phoenix power, given by his father, is finally awoken.
(please, see the vision, also I think it is symbolic that Robert has Phoenix power and the whole Phoenix program project and redemption and bla bla bla)
I might make this into series, send me requests if you have an idea (also I think flambert will be perfect for this AU)
We all know Flambae lost his fingers in a fight with Mechaman? But can you think of Robert losing his arm or leg in that fight too? Like Flambae's fire was too hot some part of Mechaman melted, burning Robert's limb to state when amputation was the only option?
And I know if that happened, these two would immediately recognise each other at first meeting. Then awkward angry talk, then apologies, then frenemies, then fwb, then lovers. You know, standard situation.
Chance offers to GM a game of DnD for you (more like he begs to but hey details), but you’re starting to run out of people willing to join. Jerry’s busy with his new art hobby, Dasha’s busy spending time w Abel now that they’re stating, and the less said about Lux the better.
So, you rope Eddie and Volt into playing. Neither really know what the hell this is, but you’re so excited about it that they agree immediately (reluctantly, on Eddie’s part). So on a slow night at the Breaker Box, you, Chance, Eddie, Volt, and Parker (who was not invited, but shows up anyways) sit at a table near the bar and start to play.
You have a carefully planned out character you’ve been thinking about for years now. Drow sorcerer who is Underdark royalty. Your backstory is fully fleshed out; the character “sheet” is thirty pages long with plenty of narrative hooks for Chance to latch onto.
Volt has never played the game, but he is excited because you’re excited. You help him by explaining the different classes, races, and basic mechanics of the game. He ends up playing as a tiefling paladin.
Eddie is only begrudingly here because you and Volt begged him to. He is the goth cool kid to all of you nerds, but okay fine, he loves you and wants to understand the things you like. So you make him human fighter, because it’ll probably be a good place for him to start if he’s not all that interested— at least at first.
Parker sees your caster, Volt’s tank, and Eddie’s offense and decides that the most optimal choice to round out this party is to play as a goblin rogue. He has a perfectly stat-ed out character sheet. He could carry your party against the bbeg singlehandedly if he really tried. Chance takes one look at his character and promptly bursts into tears. Parker proudly thinks these are tears of amazement. They are not. Chance is scared.
Chance begins by narrating: Volt’s Paladin and Eddie’s Fighter are doing an escort mission for your Sorcerer, bringing them from the Underdark to a city on the surface. If your Drow is AFAB she gets to be haughty about being so-called “protected” by men, hehe.
Parker’s character is an assassin sent to kill your character, but ofc his attempt is thwarted by Volt and Eddie. You swoon (as yourself) and begrudgingly accept their help (as your character). Parker is also reluctantly recruited into their cause when you point out that the contract to kill you was made with a clever loophole.
Volt gets really into the game, like way too attached to his character and the role he’s playing. Like Shakespeare level acting. You and Chance are very impressed.
Eddie is reluctant at first but slowly finds himself drawn into the story and becomes extremely invested in his character’s motivations and achieving his goals. After this session ends he’s the one asking when you’re all playing again.
Chance is so excited at the prospect of hosting a long-running campaign instead of just a few one-shots. He throws himself into planning and has notebooks full of ideas for the next session.
Even though you’ve all started relatively low level, Parker is already planning what feats and spells he’s going to take up to Level 12.
Chance offers to GM a game of DnD for you (more like he begs to but hey details), but you’re starting to run out of people willing to join. Jerry’s busy with his new art hobby, Dasha’s busy spending time w Abel now that they’re stating, and the less said about Lux the better.
So, you rope Eddie and Volt into playing. Neither really know what the hell this is, but you’re so excited about it that they agree immediately (reluctantly, on Eddie’s part). So on a slow night at the Breaker Box, you, Chance, Eddie, Volt, and Parker (who was not invited, but shows up anyways) sit at a table near the bar and start to play.
You have a carefully planned out character you’ve been thinking about for years now. Drow sorcerer who is Underdark royalty. Your backstory is fully fleshed out; the character “sheet” is thirty pages long with plenty of narrative hooks for Chance to latch onto.
Volt has never played the game, but he is excited because you’re excited. You help him by explaining the different classes, races, and basic mechanics of the game. He ends up playing as a tiefling paladin.
Eddie is only begrudingly here because you and Volt begged him to. He is the goth cool kid to all of you nerds, but okay fine, he loves you and wants to understand the things you like. So you make him human fighter, because it’ll probably be a good place for him to start if he’s not all that interested— at least at first.
Parker sees your caster, Volt’s tank, and Eddie’s offense and decides that the most optimal choice to round out this party is to play as a goblin rogue. He has a perfectly stat-ed out character sheet. He could carry your party against the bbeg singlehandedly if he really tried. Chance takes one look at his character and promptly bursts into tears. Parker proudly thinks these are tears of amazement. They are not. Chance is scared.
Chance begins by narrating: Volt’s Paladin and Eddie’s Fighter are doing an escort mission for your Sorcerer, bringing them from the Underdark to a city on the surface. If your Drow is AFAB she gets to be haughty about being so-called “protected” by men, hehe.
Parker’s character is an assassin sent to kill your character, but ofc his attempt is thwarted by Volt and Eddie. You swoon (as yourself) and begrudgingly accept their help (as your character). Parker is also reluctantly recruited into their cause when you point out that the contract to kill you was made with a clever loophole.
Volt gets really into the game, like way too attached to his character and the role he’s playing. Like Shakespeare level acting. You and Chance are very impressed.
Eddie is reluctant at first but slowly finds himself drawn into the story and becomes extremely invested in his character’s motivations and achieving his goals. After this session ends he’s the one asking when you’re all playing again.
Chance is so excited at the prospect of hosting a long-running campaign instead of just a few one-shots. He throws himself into planning and has notebooks full of ideas for the next session.
Even though you’ve all started relatively low level, Parker is already planning what feats and spells he’s going to take up to Level 12.
Wait omg can requests be of AUs? Cuz I got another idea
Vampire AU Eddie & Volt with a human reader who just happened to stumble into their lair (it's up to you if they are vampires as objects or people) but show very little signs of fear upon the knowledge of what they are
Hiiii <3 of course AUs are appreciated (I luv ur idea) I am writing this at night, it came out suprisingly long
You were just unlucky. You had to escape your own family for the sake of being free. All people you met tried to harass or use you for their own good. That's the day you promised to yourself to never trust any human. Determined to settle down somewhere far away and start your life from scratch, you left your town.
That wasn't long time passed, when you faced with dark woods, forest looked never ending, but its other side was promising with so desired freedom, so you had no hesitation in entering the woods.
Sunset was close, but forest still hasn't shown any signs of ending. Soon the creepy, even suffocating darkness fell around you and your surroundings. You felt hunger, thirst and tiredness, but you thought that death in the woods would be the worst beginning of your journey, so you swallowed down the pain and continued your travel.
Until you saw a light. Coming closer, it turned into a welcoming house with some suprisingly cozy atmosphere around. You clenched your fists and decided to give it a try.
Wandering to the front door, you saw interesting decorations, such as neon lightning-shaped lights, and what is more interesting, a garden, filled with black and red roses and something that seemed like pomegranate tree.
You knocked the door, expecting someone to answer to your prayers. Then you heard steps, becoming louder every second. A handsome stranger opened the door. You were weirdly attracted to his almost extraterrestrial features: white hair and blue glowing eyes. He smiled at you, raising an eyebrow, like questioning your presence.
"How can I help you?" the voice sounded sweet and charming, nearly hypnotising.
"I am so sorry for bothering your sleep, I lost in the forest," you lied but for yours sake "May I stay for the night?"
Stranger chuckles, like he found your plea entertaining.
"Sleeping at night is something a human might do, though not me." you didn't take his comment in consideration "Come in. Who would I be, letting such beautiful person staying in the woods in late hour!"
He gently takes your hand, brushing his lips against it. And you can swear to all gods that he inhaled your scent. So weird, though you aren't picky, so whatever.
"Eddie! We have a lovely guest!" the man announced to his probably housemate.
"Who the hell you brought in our home again, Volt!?" other man, who looked entirely opposite to the person who you met went downstairs. He looks over you, like inspecting, then just signs.
Volt and Eddie. This are their names, probably. Better to remember, if don't want to be kicked out.
"So, who happens to be our meal today?" Eddie looks at you hugrily, licking his lips.
"That's awful way to talk with a visitor, Eddison" Volt scowls, giving him a strict look.
Your eyes widened in shock. A meal? What are they some sort of cannibals?
Then you realized. Sleep comment, Volt trying to smell your scent, them being awake in goddamn night. You heard of vampires, you even were attacked by one once. But you never thought of meeting someone like that again.
"Can I at least take my hood off before you sank your teeth in my neck?" you allows yourself to make a cocky remark.
"Huh, you are smarter than you look. Why are you so calm then?" Eddie amusingly chuckles.
"I have no power to scream and honestly I am not even that afraid of vampires." you signs waiting for an answer.
"Well, since you act so polite, we would actually want to ask you a favor." Volt looks at you desperately.
"Continue." you try to give yourself a serious look.
"It is really hard to find food nowadays. Especially in our distant location. So," Volt started, but you already understood what he tries to say.
"You ask me to become your food supply?" you ends.
"Yes." Eddie answers first.
"It's not like we need to eat daily, but having fresh blood once a week would be amazing." Volt tries to sugarcoat their offer.
You considers your chances. Living your life with two (you will never admit it) handsome vampires should be something really promising.
"Fine. Just don't kill me the first week I am here." you grins.
"No promises." Eddie smirks playfully.
"Eddison." Volt shoot him a glare. "Anyway, glad to have you here, live wire."
New nickname seems fitting for you. Because you are basically the only thing alive here.
"So, you gonna eat me or not?" you tried acting like you are not really into it.
"Thought you'd never ask." Eddie smiles and he and Volt come closer to you.
(Established relationship) Eddie&Volt hcs with a reader who has a tendency to wear their clothes, most commonly their shirts and mostly after action or in the next mornings. Whether sfw or nsfw hcs is up to you.
Thanks for request!!! I absolutely love it <3
NSFW (a bit) undercut
Eddie & Volt with reader, who borrows their clothes
You started doing this right after your first night with them. But we don't blame you, nobody could ever resist the urge to wear their fancy shirts
Volt is amused (and aroused a bit, probably) by the way you look in his too oversized for you shirt
He actually wouldn't mind you wearing it for the whole day, cause it would be the greatest way to show that you belong to him (I believe in possesive breaker boys supremacy)
Eddie, on the other hand, will complain about you being a 'parasite' or a 'thief', but his protests won't go further than words
And if you are wearing nothing but their shirt....ohh may the God above bless you, cause they are insatiable. "Accidental" touches, attempts to lift the cloth, or even pretend to drop something, asking you to grab it. And you definitely under stand that they are scheming. It is just amusing
For the last, I give you this small talk, which could happen:
You are in my shirt" Eddie looks over you, basically devouring the sight of your body.
"And in my coat" Volt chuckles, enjoying the view and the way you are flustered.
"I am," you say, innocently looking at them under your lashes "But it's okay, right?"
"No." they both say simultaneously, moving closer to you. "So we're taking them off, now"
I write this thing in 1AM and my head was strucked with idea
What if...DE edit with I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Maneskin (I know I spell that wrong but you got me)
Here are the lyrics... PLEASE TEXT ME IF YOU WILL DO THAT!!!!
I wanna be your slave,-Lucinda
I wanna be your master-Sophia
I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters-Dunk or Kristof
I wanna be a good boy,-Timmy
I wanna be a gangster-Bobby
'Cause you could be the beauty-Betty
and I could be the monster-Freddy
I love you since this morning, not just for aesthetic-Wyndolin
I wanna touch your body, so fucking electric-Eddie and Volt
I know you're scared of me, you say that I'm too eccentric-Rebel
I'm crying all my tears and that's fucking pathetic-Florence
I wanna make you hungry, then I wanna feed ya-Mitchell
I wanna paint your face like you're my Mona Lisa-Artt
I wanna be a champion,-Stepford
I wanna be a loser-Jerry
I'll even be a clown 'cause I just wanna amuse ya-Parker or Hanks
I wanna be your sex toy,-Ben-Hwa
I wanna be your teacher-Dolly
I wanna be your sin,-Cam
I wanna be your preacher-Friar Errol
I wanna make you love me, then I wanna leave ya-Keith
'Cause, baby, I'm your David-David Most
and you're my Goliath-Franklin Lieste
I wanna make you quiet,-Airyn
I wanna make you nervous-Arma
I wanna set you free but I'm too fucking jealous-Hector or Fantina
I wanna pull your strings like you're my Telecaster-Keyes or Telly
And if you want to use me, I could be your puppet-Hero Hime
'Cause I'm the devil who's searching for redemption-ShadowLord
And I'm a lawyer who's searching for redemption-Dorian
And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption-Captain Jacques
A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption-Nightmare
And I'm a bad guy who's searching for redemption-Doug
And I'm a blonde girl who's searching for redemption-Lux or Harper
And I'm a freak that is searching for redemption-Reggie
A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption-Daemon
