From The River To The Sea

Theo. 27. Trans Masc bisexual. He/him or they/them. Cat and dog dad. Cancer Sun, Pisces Moon. INFJ. Emotional about everything. Witch bitch. Married by the Gods 🤘🏼

[hauntingyourself]

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

[hauntingyourself]

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[thinkyourhouseshaunted]

Cinderella

[evilwizard]

never has there been a series with more underutilized background lore than the Chronicles of Narnia. book one establishes that there exists a world-between-the-worlds, an infinite glade that can be accessed only via ancient Atlantean magic, fractaling in all directions with infinite crystal-clear pools of water representing the various dimensions of the multiverse—dimensions which contain realms of gods and technology, and magic of various types, and different magical systems for each dimension, and dead worlds, and worlds that have not yet sprung to life, and a million other wonders. book two has a talking beaver

[teaboot]

Guys. Guys. Calculating tips. Just. Look at your bill. And move the decimal point one step left. That’s ten percent. Double that number. Now it’s twenty percent.

$100.00 bill? $10.000. Ten dollars. Double it. Twenty dollars. That’s a 20% tip.

$67.50? Now it’s $6.750. $6.75? Might as well be $7. Double it. Roughly $14. You’re not going to miss the change.

Please. I failed math three times

[teaboot]

Bringing this back

[pocket-deer-belly]

I love that whenever a middle eastern country is in peril the united shithole states of fucking america suddenly becomes a bastion of lgbt rights that all other countries must live up to or they deserve being bombed

[simena]

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

[manticoreimaginary]

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

[lizardlicks]

why would you crop the dinosaur

[stuckinapril]

i am a perfectly nonchalant person. except on days where i crave love. then i choke up and go insane and begin howling at the moon

[jimmyjampots]

[fairycosmos]

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

[emotion-deluxe]

Bro just kiss me for a bit while the sun sets, you'll love it i promise.

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[ID: 1. a picture of a juvenile cheeta sitting with a nearly polite posture. he is looking at the camera and the angle makes his eyes enormous. he has blood on his muzzle. /end

2. an illustration of a TBH creature with characteristic big dark eyes sitting in a puddle of blood. it has blood on its mouth and feet. /end ID]

[iinkbones]

this is tbe funniest fucking comment

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

[ms-demeanor]

i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[troyandabedsnewapartment]

(shaking my 14-year-old self) I was so mean to you but I love you, I love you, love you

[creatinghelen]

I will make it up to you, I promise

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[coughloop]

something, has gone terribly wrong

[zer0point5ive]

hey uh mr jigsaw .. sir. i don’t wanna make things awkward but .. well .. you put my friend in a trap last april and it kinda seems like you put more effort into his .. ? *kicks at the ground* i’m just getting the feeling you don’t care as much is all ..