Stuff My Girlfriend Says

It’s stuff my girlfriend says

[stuff-mygirlfriendsays]

“Bitch, I pinky promised!”

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“Violas can suck my dick”

“Violas think they’re so much better than violins but they’re fucking not”

“Violas are like the emo version of a violin”

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“I don’t know hot dog terminology”

-a student that just graduated with a double major and is headed to get her master’s degree

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She likes Animal Crossing.

[rarapilots]

I’m still alive, bitches

~A

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“I’m white; I don’t have to be on beat.”

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Me: “you suck”

Her: “I try”

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-exasperated tone-

“I just really like your butt, okay?”

[stuff-mygirlfriendsays]

“Violas can suck my dick”

“Violas think they’re so much better than violins but they’re fucking not”

“Violas are like the emo version of a violin”

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“Hey Siri, where the fuck are you?”

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-Gently speaking to her cat-

“You my little hoe”

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“I’m going to gnaw your arm off and use it to kill someone in this classroom.”

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“I’m a gassy person.”

“Air likes to come out of my body.”

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“I feel like I have enough balls to be a man”

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“I’m not a trap”