the antidote of someone at your side

27 | may be a midwestern dad or a fresno nightcrawler in disguise | lesbian | perpetually tired

[detailedart]

Bottle green details: Rolling Waves. Painter: Constantin Westchiloff (1877-1945).

[peachiyyy]

the feeling that reblogging beautiful images brings is inexplicable…

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[gremlininho]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[fabiansociety]

thinking of her

[bigender2]

trying to find more songs for the playlist like a hunter and gatherer

[saucefunk]

you’re a strange animal

[hateusandseeifwemind]

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[bernard-jackson]

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

[barelysusan]

happy pride month

[tboytummmy]

Ocean date

[stumbledeggs]

tomato sandwich on croissant bread :)

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]