Phantogram Three
YOU ARE THE REASON
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bliss lane
Love Begins
Game of Thrones Daily
Show & Tell
Jimmy Eat World
The Bright Sessions
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Fai_Ryy
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occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
KIROKAZE
Glass Animals
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Cosmic Funnies
shark vs the universe
seen from Ecuador
seen from Brazil
seen from Vietnam
seen from Peru
seen from Brazil
seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Ukraine
seen from Philippines
seen from Indonesia
seen from Brazil
seen from Spain
seen from TĆ¼rkiye
seen from TĆ¼rkiye
seen from T1
seen from Guatemala
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seen from Germany
seen from France
seen from Germany
@stumbledownpretendalleyways
EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY šāāļø I canāt wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit TaylorSwift.com/tour for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!
ngl nothing will ever top austria politician fanfic tumblr era.
ā¦kleine raupe nimmersattā¦traumatising
I donāt understand this but twitter is going down the shitter so Iāll have a try
Dream SMP characters and my thoughts on them (as of Feb 4th) as someone who mainly just watches TommyInnit and the rest of the bench trio
(/neg for some characters but i have nothing against any of the streamers)
Update: June 2022
(should update that again but i literally only watch tommy and tubbo and they havenāt done lore in a while)
Update: 15. November 2022
C!Tommy - š„°š„°š„°
- can do no wrong.
- has suffered a lot.
- deserves a nice father figure and some peace
- FINALLY HAS A HAPPY ENDING
- you thought
- but he died in an heroic way
C!Tubbo - š„°
- does he still likea da bee?
- best president of lāmanburg
- smart for marrying rich
- cool remote base
- i-
- ā¦rip
- actually teared up a bit
C!Wilbur - š„°
- was dead for most of the time i watched
- manipulator
- shoulda stayed dead
- changed emoji because i feel like he changed for the better
-patching up stuff (tubbo, eret, tommy, techno,..)
- giving C!Tommy his happy ending
- fucking utah
C!Dream - šŖš©ø HE NEEDA HIS OWN EMOJI W/ PUNZ
- do i even have to?
- manipulator, murderer, gaslighter
- mainly donāt like him because he wonāt leave C!Tommy alone
- mf just donāt change
- donāt have no power over C!Tommy anymore
- DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
- oh wait you did āŗļø
- no words just. he got what he deserved.
C!Techno - š¤¬
- Doomsday
- Literally has no right to meddle in half the stuff he meddles in and than gets pissed at people for being pissed
- streamer funny tho
- not about c!techoā¦ but gotta say. even though i didnāt like c!techno, i think he was a good villain. also loved how much lore he wanted to do.
C!Philza - š¤¬
- literally wtf
- not a great father figure
- if tommy gives up material things dream will just kill tubbo to get to him dickhead
C!Ranboo - š„°
- didnāt like that he stole C!Tommyās best friend
- made up for it by sticking by C!Tommy through the exile arc
- weird bloke
C!Sapnap - š¤Ø
- didnāt like him for being on C!Dreams side for so long
- and betraying C!Tommy like 3 times
- redemption arc incoming???
C!Karl - š„°
- cool for time traveling
- humbled C!Quackity
C!Quackity - š¤¬
- great villain
- tortured C!Dream and even though i donāt like C!Dream, torture is a bit much
C!Foolish - š„°
- is with C!Quackity but i still like him
- hasnāt done anything wrong really
- nice builds
- want him to have the books and power
- donāt know about the whole souls for XD thing
C!Slime - š„°š„°š„°
- good boy
- RIP
- pls come back
C!Purpled - š¤¬
- die in hell
C!Niki - š¤¬
- idk but kinda iffy vibes
- streamer incredible though
C!Jack - š¤¬
- doesnāt like C!Tommy
- has valid reasons
- but i like C!Tommy
- fucking screwed everything up
- still kinda sad he also ended up dying
C!Punz - šŖš©ø
- ruined my favourite moment almost a year later by revealing he never left C!Dreamās side
- traitor
- no words either
- except
- he just wasnāt making any sense
- just. weird monologues.
- had it coming
C!Fundy - š¤¬
- kinda disappeared after LāManburg right?
- idk
- oh heās in Las Nevadas right? nvm
- was nice to tommy during exile tho
- RIP
C!Schlatt - š¤¬
- piece of shit
- stay in hell
- would be funny if he came back though
C!Tina - š„°
- has done no wrong
- vegetarian in game
C!Eryn - š„°
- low-key C!Dream apologist
- but funny
- vegetarian in real life and i respect that
- gave C!Tommy a knife
- cool lore ideas
DreamXD - š„°
- funny
- shouldāve given C!Foolish more for the statue
- cool lore tho
C!George - š¤¬
- C!Tommy got exiled for burning his stupid house and now itās a cat cafĆ©
- wtf
- not there for most things
- dream lore made me mad even if it was a dream.
C!Connor - š„°
- con: heās a capitalist
- but funny
- very funny
C!Eret - š„°
- low-key redeemed himself
- just chilling in his castle
- COOL MUSEUM
C!Ponk - š¤¬
- no clue in what lore heās been
- but kanye stan so itās a no
C!Antfrost - š„°
- con: did the egg thing and killed foosh
- but heās a cat so i like him
C!BadBoyHalo - š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
- DESTROYED PRIME PATH
- TWICE
- helped C!Dream escape
- C!Dream apologist
- path looks shit now
- i was mad about path. still am but itās alright lmao
- annoys foolish and i can respect that
C!Awesamdude - š„°
- mightāve killed C!Ranboo and let Ghostbur die but one of the few people who actually sees C!Dream as the threat he is
- unless heās being gaslit right now
- foolish/dream/sam lore at the summer home made me feel so weird and kinda sorry for him
Ghostbur - ššš
- RIP u legend
- have some blue
C!Hannah - š„°
- she deserved the elytra (rip)
- fairy
- pretty
C!Puffy - š„°
- great dad
- revenged her son
- i think. did she? very confused by egg
C!Skeppy - š¤¬
- didnāt keep up with egg lore
- has he been in any other lore?
- bitch for not giving tommy cat
Glatt - š¤¬
- is he even a thing?
- if so i donāt like him
Sam Nook - š„°š„°š„°
- my beloved
- good friend of C!Tommy
- :(
C!Callahan - š„°
- is he canon?
- good boy either way
C!HBomb - š¤Ø
- idk
- cat maid?
Boo - š„°
- great ghost
C!Vikkstar123 - š„°
- deserved better
- cool guy
C!LazarBeam - š„°
- same as Vikk
- visited Tommy and gave him a present
C!Boomer - š„°
- donāt know much about him
- š
- seems alright
C!Aimsey - š„°
- beef with tubbo was funny
- idk what they do but seem wholesome
C!CPK - š„°
- idk what he does really
I made a quiz! https://uquiz.com/JJzStq
The options are Disc War/Pre-LManberg, LManTommy, Pogtopia Tommy, Exile Innit, Bedrock Bros, and Prison/Revival
howād that just not surprise me at all šš
today i built a cat tree while listening exclusively to taylorās music
never too early to start reblogging this
^^^ well, Halloween candy was on shelves like 7/31 so this is right on time.
The middle right girl in the Asian one looks ready to throw hands Iām in love
Please donāt wear sacred Native dress too
Dear Taylor,
I donāt know if youāre on tumblr that much anymore but I have a question. Iām an international fan and couldnāt get a signed CD. Iām not here to ask you to send me one because thatād be unfair to ever other international fan.
I saw that you always drew a heart next to you signature and I really want to get it tattooed. However I donāt want to choose just any heart on any CD so hereās my question/request. Could you just draw a heart and post it, reply to my post or send it to me via private message (here or on twitter @/the1august_ or ig @/barbarairene.k).
It would honestly make my year. Iāve been wanting to get a tattoo for a while now but nothing seemed special enough but your music is so special to me and I would love to have something that reminds me of your beautiful words when Iām not listening to them.
I donāt even know if this will ever reach you but if it does and you read this, whether you send me the picture or not. I love you and your music so much.
lot of love,
Barbara
@taylorswift
i did a presentation on taylor in my arranging class. We had to pick a songwriter and analyse max 4 songs and then figure out how one could write a song like them or what one would have to do. I chose Taylor because sheās a huge inspiration and I want to write as good as her. I wish I had even a fraction of her songwriting talent. it went so well. i was kind of nervous. everytime i played the song for the class so they could hear what i just told them i relaxed. i wish i couldāve done more than 4 songs. i did all too well, getaway car, yntcd and betty. i also wouldāve wanted to include one from her debut album and speak now.
I did the āWhich Fan Army Do You Belong Toā thing on IG and got Camila but as soon as I brought my cat I got @taylorswift. Coincident? I donāt think so.
Taylor Swift at the 2020 Golden Globe Awards
I havenāt been in this fandom for a long time but iāM SO PROUD OF THIS WOMAN. SHE DESERVES THE WORLD. I JUST WANT TO SEE HER LIVE ONCE AND MY LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT.
Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.
Dfgajagakala itās so you donāt get a UTI š
*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:
Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means weāre more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesnāt have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.
Which means if youāre exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isnāt actually sterile - thatās a myth - but youāre *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - thatās how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldnāt be there.)
Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc
So Iāve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.
If youāre one of the people saying āYou meant āwomenāā, fuck you. I meant āpeople who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereofā, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.
And you should pee afterward, so you donāt get a UTI.
damn, I just thought it was about rain down in Africa, I didnāt know it could get deep. Tell me, how do you interpret the lyrics in Africa by Toto?
Seems like a bit of a reach ngl
K, Iāll give it a look
Me reading this thread:
africa by toto is about a werewolf
Okay this is the fucking plottwist of the century
I donāt want to be the guy whoās like ACKSHUALLY but youāve unlocked a special interest so here goes:
Thereās an interview with Jeff Porcaro where he talks about how Africa is about a ācracker white boyā who reads a bunch about Africa and then decides he knows everything about it. The words are intentionally vague because the whole thing is a pisstake. He talks about how missionaries were going around just blessing everything they could get their hands on. The whole song is just essentially ālmao white peopleā
Someone please write a song about local wereanimsls eating the missionaries.
Me, who was certainly not there, watching Live Aid for the 20th time on repeat with my hand elbow deep in a pringles can
I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and itās so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said āiām a librarian, you canāt do this.ā
him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books
me: yeah i know, theyāre all primary colors, itās perfect
him: [self-destructs]
Youāre a monster
As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?
it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when iām looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a veryā¦tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.
my partner was likeĀ āhow will i find [this book] for instanceā and i repliedĀ āeasy, itās purpleā and he looked at me like i was a witch.
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUāVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itās called the Murder Strut.
ITāS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnāt find it. Iām so glad ITāS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let āem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereās anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iām not moving for them, I canāt think of it atm.
as a ball of compressed rage i can attest the murder strut indeed does wonders
I never thought to combine the Murder Strut with the top of this post, but I am SO. GLAD. someone did.
