Not all who wander are lost.

Someone, somewhere, sometimes.

[incorrectagathaallalongquotes]

Rio: I love your dress. I wish I could pull that off.

Agatha: Go ahead.

Rio: What?

Agatha: What?

[alwaysagathario]

Dare I say

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

[pizzazzgf]

this concept art of rio’s road entrance scene is actually killing me she really knew from the HANDS ALONE here

[acricketcannot]

[chujellys]

some more rio in wandavision ft. a friends reference 🤲

[perfectquote]

“One of the most amazing things that can happen is finding someone who sees everything you are and won’t let you be anything less. They see the potential of you. They see endless possibilities. And through their eyes, you start to see yourself the same way. As someone who matters. As someone who can make a difference in this world.”

— Susane Colasanti

[perfectquote]

“The question isn’t who’s going to let me; it’s who’s going to stop me?”

— Ayn Rand

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

Lilia, talking to the Coven: Don’t add to the population, don’t subtract from the population,. Don’t drink if you’re under a spell, and don’t drive if you’re drunk. Stay out of the morgue, the Road, and in this reality. Lilia: And don't fuck around with death. Literally or not. Agatha, whispering: Well there go my plans for the night Billy, concerned: Which part? Agatha: All of it

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

Agatha: My wife and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other. Jen: Haven't you two been awake for like the last two days? Rio: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

[a-timely-problem]

Lillia: "Oh this coven is incredibly queer"

Billy, who's still trying to figure out how old she really is: "...as in like, strange?"

Lillia, deadpan stare: "You're a twink, Agatha and Rio just went off to hate fuck in the woods and I'm pretty sure that Alice has accidentally proposed to Jen at least three times, so you tell me what I mean, Teenager"

[born-in-neverland03]

Rio Vidal.

Green Witch, mother and loving wife. Telling her loved ones what to do since the 18th century.

[fleetwoodsnakk]

your honor, she’s innocent.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theforceisstronginthegirl]

For people who have never seen a cow I’ll explain:

Cows are covered in cow shit. All the time. Even clean cows who get bathed regularly have cow shit on them. But listen to me. Normal dairy cows are not getting baths. They have cowshit on them, the splash back from their cowshit gets on udders. So does cow urine. Also listen mud gets on cow udders, cow hair, bugs, and other nasties will get in the milk. But most importantly: cow shit. There is so much cow shit involved with cows even in the cleanest and healthiest dairies. Cows shit a LOT. Also for some reason cows like to lie down in cowshit. You will have a whole pasture with no cowshit and they will find the most disgusting pile of cowshit you’ve ever had the misfortune to smell and they lie right in it.

When cows were milked by hand this was a problem- when cows are milked with machinery this is a problem. Cows are animals and they shit. A lot. And it’s going to get into the milk. And listen. You do not want to drink cow shit germs in milk. And milk can be filtered all you want and it is- but germs? gotta cook those fuckers out. So you don’t get sick from the cowshit.

TLRD: cow shit.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[soundlessdragon]

Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since

[soundlessdragon]

He is an ungrateful man 😔

[by-dying-i-live]

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

[genderfluid-druid]

"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.