stupid wikipedia

kinda hungry kinda horny kinda tired kinda wanna get a tattoo

[tophatpkmn]

off to a good start

[ommanyte]

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

[ravenmacduff]

[ommanyte]

CAN’T WE HAVE ONE NICE THING

[unlimited-memes]

Ben’s restroom

[extra-caffeinated]

Only Bens allowed

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i know sia doesnt want to be seen but was all this necessary???😩😩😩

[lobstersonskateboards]

It was definitely necessary

[sovietsofficial]

Mirror’s Edge (EA DICE, 2008)

[feazelblahg]

So is Sia like the coolest person to ever exist or something?? What kind of person comes standard with ninja moves

[citadel-souvenirs]

Isn’t she like 50

[babyanimalgifs]

You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??

[brbjellyfishing]

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

[toytowns]

“woah, wow, woah”

[bunjywunjy]

get this cat a jazz contract, stat

[pizzaotter]

HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

[chocolatemilk4029]

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door

[hotdogsngiggles]

oh my god

[joshpeck]

having breaks from school is nice because no school work and you get to see old friends and family but then your mind is not occupied and you have too much time to overthink and you just want to go back to school to do something with your life and see friends but you know when you’re back there the stress of all the work you have to do will overwhelm you and you won’t have any time to sit down and do nothing and you’ll desire a break so long story short does anyone know someone who can put me into a coma? asking for a friend

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[addictedtothe-thrill]

Flip your phone upside down

[starwarsgraphictee]

worth it

[trestyoselfchris-deactivated201]

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

[securitylucy-deactivated2018102]

[mahboi]

[henrysparkles]

THE ULTIMATE HAIR STYLE 💯

[slimetony]

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

[sanpellegrinopussy]

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

[slimetony]

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

[1000notes-submissions-blog]

[Credits - Submitted by: rawr-rockoutcat to 1000notes.com] Submit - What is this?

[24kshownu]

Lucas Grabeel just tweeted this omg [x]

[tanaennos]

Without context, this just looks like 10 years down the road, Ryan and Chad got married

[chongito]

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

[straightboyfriend]

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Otter teaches human how to pet him.