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Boopable children, bother at will

happy international women's day

All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet — especially if you're under 18 — lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."

dreadbirate

My Liutenant Commander told me the Federation Mobile Suit keeps destroying his Zakus, so I asked him how many Zakus he has, and he said he just goes to the Supply Corps and gets three new ones afterwards. So I said it sounds like hes feeding Zakus to the Federation Mobile Suit, and then he started crying.

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sophsun1

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes [part 2]

catadromously

the kids aren’t cooked, you just need to hang out with them in the woods.

catadromously

I mean you meet these young people trapped in their classrooms or nuclear families in paved over neighborhoods, you are going to see them at the lowest points of forced routine, atomization, gutted autonomy, academic stress, you are going to see them at their worst. you’re going to see addictive behavior. bad social skills. lashing out. uncreativity. laziness and distraction. they do look totally cooked.

you need to take them into the woods

I do outdoor education work, and within minutes of any elementary to middle schooler getting free permission to mess around with their friends in a clearing, they’re curious and driven again. they’re asking each other questions and yeeting pinecones at trees (science) and using their bodies. sometimes for evil. as is developmentally right. they want to know the names of birds! they want to teach someone pokemon! they want to build stuff and kick stuff and tackle each other and you into the snow!

they’re basically fucking institutionalized for 90% of their lives but their spirits are alive. you need to take them into the woods you need to treat them like animals with powerful inner lives and they’ll show you they are.

and you, if you feel like you’re relating too much, remember that you can also take YOURSELF to the woods

mspa-archive

A collection of Problem Sleuth bonus pages.

apolladay

Without searching do you know of a celebrity* that you share a birthday with?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 15

*Define celebrity however you'd like.

Also Hey Mick Fleetwood birthday twin 👋🏼

#carrie fisher and contrapoints #and... dojacat right?

crimsonender

You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?

I'd like to humbly put this forward.

jawbonejoe

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOMEN!!!!!

10alex01

This one took so long to make but I’m glad I did it, although I may never make another like it anytime soon. Has this ever happened to anyone else? It can’t be only me.