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A Sanders Sides fan blog for whatever we think of! Mods: JBird, they/them || Beren, she/her || BaneBerry, she/her

[stupidsideshcs]

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Logan (or Deceit): Why does everyone I know say such stupid shit?

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so we all know virgil is thomas’s fight or flight instinct, but consider:

virgil as thomas’s monkey brain instincts. all of them. of course, he’s still anxiety, but he also tells thomas to take that one reallllyyy smooth rock and flip whatever he’s cooking with his bare hands. he’s very contradictary.

[stupidsideshcs]

one day they’re on a walk because thomas had been stressed out lately and needed to calm down. or maybe he just wanted to go on a calm walk. either works

patton was pointing out whatever pretty things he saw and was like, “look at that nice rock! it’s so round n smooth!!!” and virgil was just,, “take”

thomas was, of course, like “what? why??”

“because take”

he took it.

so they got home and left it on a table

logan explained that virgil really only started as “instinct,” and slowly developed into anxiety. he still held his origional purpose, though.

his name is harold

[stupidsideshcs]

so we all know virgil is thomas’s fight or flight instinct, but consider:

virgil as thomas’s monkey brain instincts. all of them. of course, he’s still anxiety, but he also tells thomas to take that one reallllyyy smooth rock and flip whatever he’s cooking with his bare hands. he’s very contradictary.

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Virgil: Health over dignity, Roman!

Roman: No health, all dignity!

Virgil: NO—

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Roman, eating a whole head of lettuce on a dare: Ugh, this is so gross...

Patton: Just shove it in your mouth, and chew it, and swallow!

Roman: (nods)

Virgil: Yeah, that’s how you eat things, Dad.

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why do we call them creativtwins instead of creatwins?? it’s like,, the perfect pun

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Roman: Bandaids are for cowards.

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ah, almost forgot the best part!

Virgil: Bandaids are for sane people, Roman!

Roman: WELL I GUESS I’M NOT SANE THEN

[stupidsideshcs]

Roman: Bandaids are for cowards.

[bobolovesoze-deactivated2020042]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO NOTICE!

So I was rewatching the Sanders Sides 12 Days of Christmas song and noticed that Logan was wearing a scarf.

He also looks confused by it. I started trying to figure out why he was wearing a scarf and no one else. But then it hit me.

THEY RECORDED THIS IN FRONT OF A GREEN SCREEN!

HE HAS GREEN ON HIS COLLAR!

To avoid Logan having a floating head, they added the scarf. Good job team!

[stupidsideshcs]

his sleeves are also cuffed inside out.

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virgil could beat any and all of the other sides in a fight.

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deceit, virgil, and logan. debate buddies

[sanders-sides-intensifies]

I support this concept.

[novellpc]

I like this but consider adding Roman

[stupidsideshcs]

ah, of course. how could i be so foolish

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character thomas is always just like, “this might as well happen” and i live for it

like, he’s constantly being dragged around by the sides and, while it makes sense, is just rediculous to me. i love it

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BEREN has joined your party!

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wait

remember that line from moving on?

patton said, “i’m at the center of a lot of your feelings,” which was later reenforced by thomas flipping it around.

now, remember how virgil and roman are, so far, the only ones to call patton dad?

im not sure where im going with this, i just,, dont wanna leave this blog unactive so long i forget about it

[stupidsideshcs]

i remembered more!!

so, virgil’s main trait is anxiety, along with a bit of fear and instincts, right? and two of those can be classified as emotions.

roman is creativity, romance, passion, and ambition. one an emotion, the other three directly caused by emotion.

as stated stated previously, patton is not only morality, but also the center of emotions.

please help me continue im bad at this

[you-just-got-wormed]

[you-just-got-wormed]

ANDY DIDNT REMEMBER THIS AND I HAD TO LOOK FOR THE POST HONESTLY I FORGOT HOW HORRIFYING IT IS

[poisonedapples]

WHAT I S T H I S

[milomeepit]

I love reblogging this just to see the unified screams of terror, confusion, and/or groans from veterans of this 😂

[you-just-got-wormed]

honestly he’s pretty fucking great at initiating people into the fandom

[milomeepit]

I believe it!

[astrophelos]

[honey-sunny-bee]

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK?

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE

Leave it in the void

[you-just-got-wormed]

>:( Let my child hang round

[what-even-is-thiss]

*grabs ax*

Welp, time to kill everyone again. There will be no survivors this time.

[you-just-got-wormed]

wow why is everyone against my son >:(

[captainhadeslover]

[psychoticsean-deactivated201808]

oh god…

[alliedoesstuff]

@virgilsandersakaanxiety what are your thoughts on this abomination of man

[virgilsandersakaanxiety]

Um… well…

I know Patton isn’t fond of me swearing but…

What the everlasting fuck is that?

Virgil x

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

[astrophelos]

Why is this on my dash again? You know what? If I have to suffer

@roman-ciful

@virgilanxiety

@im-p-short

@whatssunlightlol

@pastel-patton123

@lacrimosathedark

You have to also

[roman-ciful]

ASH WHAT THE FUCK

[the-madcap-laughs]

WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE BRING THIS BACK

[milomeepit]

MY NEPH E W 😂

[you-just-got-wormed]

you better be proud of him milo, hes gotten over 2000 notes

[milomeepit]

I’m so proud I love him so much

*holds up camera and whispers*

You’re doing amazing sweetie

[logically-sided]

WHAT TE FUCK IS THIS

[poppysanders]

@thebeautyofthomas you’re welcome.

[thebeautyofthomas]

ive been cursed

[spacenerrrd]

Kill it so it doesn’t have to suffer

@glitchtrousle suffer with me

[unicornofdarknessstuff-deactiva]

@ollyollyoxinfree forgive me but I couldn’t face this alone

[ollyollyoxinfree]

The absolute horror, I shall never forgive you *overly dramatic sigh*

[nowletmeseeyourkezzhands-deacti]

If i have to suffer then so do you,

@fallenfromforgotten

@stop-it-anxiety

@the-duke-of-deodorant

[falltoforget-deactivated2020032]

I follow them so I already saw it lol and honestly I’d hang out with centhomas

[minamishipsit2]

Why

[sapphic-arsonist]

@sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

[cy8ergirl]

Oh well

@lance-alt @mylifeisadeceit @sapphire-knight @purp-man

[alchemist-shizun]

I SWEAR TO GOD REMUS

[justanotherboyinblue]

@black-out-wonder​ @ephemeral-afterlight @illogicallyinclined

[ephemeral-afterlight]

NOT AGAIN

[liar-lawyer]

A relique from history

[stop-it-anxiety-deactivated2022]

this is the first time I’ve seen this

If I’m going down, my followers are going down with me

[celeste-tyrrell]

@strixton @thequeensphinx :333c

[thekingsphinx]

This is truly the timeline in which god has abandoned us

[perpetualhaze]

I recognised this as a centaur without noticing the heads at first and that fact terrifies me

[justagaygoosehoard]

this is in fact the first time i have seen this and that is all i will say on the matter.

[stupidsideshcs]

what in the ever-loving fuck

[stupidsideshcs]

wait

remember that line from moving on?

patton said, “i’m at the center of a lot of your feelings,” which was later reenforced by thomas flipping it around.

now, remember how virgil and roman are, so far, the only ones to call patton dad?

im not sure where im going with this, i just,, dont wanna leave this blog unactive so long i forget about it