[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

[f0restnympho420]

i feel like that picture of ben affleck smoking the cigarette and looking so tired all the time

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[maxanor]

OFF CAMPUS | Season 1, Episode 2, "The Practice"

[connorwyndham]

OFF CAMPUS (2026–present) S01E03 | The Orgasm

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[bonivers]

i love you imperfect teeth. veneers u r Nothing.

[goth-queen]

[misogynistcatgirl]

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

[greyerwardens]

[fairycosmos]

prescribed 10 consecutive replays of iris by the goo goo dolls

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[muppetshow2026]

when you are eating chips you will often be like well how about one more chip? and then you will eat one more chip and be like well how about one more chip? and what do you think happens after that?

[sobcat]

getting yourself to do things is so hard omg you fucking little idiot get up

[sunshinerotting]

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

[twinsfawn]

who up downwarding their spiral

[dykeselfcest]

life is so hard when you love being competent and knowledgeable and helpful but you also love slacking off