Bathroom Stall #12

"Damn boy were you just frying chicken in there? Ahaha, for real though, you piss loud as fuck, I think that's pretty cool."

[toontown-names]

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[kabber]

[styrofoamcupfullofhotpiss]

That's awesome

[styrofoamcupfullofhotpiss]

Yeah, that was me, I was the one getting piped by Zooble, y'all wish you were me

[worldsendclub-mybeloved]

hello wec fandom have a pochi

[comvi]

[blu-s0da]

Staring Contest

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

is it bad if I read non-con despite never having been raped before? Like if I read it for enjoyment, am I a bad person? I'm worried there's something wrong with me

I love writing and reading non-con, and I was never raped before. (most of my fics are about my favorite fictional characters getting raped.) I also write about murders and cannibalism, but I was never murdered or cannibalized before, nor have I ever actually consumed human’s flesh.

with all due respect, this “purity mindset” is both hilarious and sad. let yourself enjoy fucked up things in fiction. it’s okay. thought crimes are never real. no puppy is being kicked and no one in real life is being harmed because you read a silly fanfiction about a fictional character getting brutally raped. jerk off to it if you want to. romanticize and glorify it if it makes you happy. as long as it stays fiction and fantasies—as long as you don’t actually go out there and rape anyone in real life—it’s completely fine. it’s also normal for humans to seek enjoyment in things that are disturbing, or else there would be no horror movies. stop applying moral values to art, fiction and fantasies. stop being your own cop.

[urbantwilightt-deactivated20260]

THIS IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING???

[pannacottaclub]

it’s always do whatever you want forever unless it makes user urbantwilightt uncomfortable

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were real and you were dating them, would you take them to meet your parents?

Yes

No

I would not be dating my Blorbo

Voting ended onJan 20

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[styrofoamcupfullofhotpiss]

‼️GAY POST ALERT‼️

I love hitting and rubbing my head against my boyfriend's head, makes me feel like a cat. Walking up to him, softly bonking my head against his, rubbing the corners of my mouth against his face before circling three times and loafing in his lap, y’know, as one does.

[styrofoamcupfullofhotpiss]

The she/her to she/they to she/they/it to they/she/it to they/it to they/it/he to they/he/it pipeline

[styrofoamcupfullofhotpiss]

Oh boy! I can't wait to open my Christmas presents! I wonder what I got!

[styrofoamcupfullofhotpiss]

No, I can't let SAD get to me just yet, I have sex scheduled for Friday morning

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight