50% idk 50% idc

Hawke || german || aries ♈ || 25

[dominoroach-deactivated20231102]

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[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[staff]

we fucked up

[ambassadorquark]

i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

[myfatherisaneggcarton]

The stark contrast between The Raven Boys and Call Down The Hawk will always give me whiplash.

TRB: If I kiss my true love he dies but that won’t stop the treasure hunt!

CDTH: Someone is coming to end the world we must kill all suspects.

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Ceasar has been dead for 2064 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2066 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2068 slutty, slutty years

[rave-lord-nito]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2069 (nice) slutty, slutty years

[vintxgemiseries]

in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar

[writtengriffin]

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

you've been hit by 🔪

you've been struck by 🔪

a Roman senator 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[parlaypeach]

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[kitkatpancakestack]

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.