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The Good Place is so important!
Bill Hader on his SNL audition
I feel like this is pretty much the most accurate way to describe life as an adult.
Came in to do a floor. Found this outside the back door. Nobody around.
I’m hoping they’re just donations or props that got dropped off by someone without a key.
Otherwise, well…. call a priest and avenge my death.
this is on my list of horrifying things I never want to come across in theatre. And I once had the lights turn off on me while I was testing some Audio tracks that just happened to be children singing nursery rhymes. I may have screamed
Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.
His openers started off innocent enough.
Then, he started to push boundaries.
And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.
Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.
THEY JUST KEEP COMING
He’s even witty in real time.
Things all techies understand on some level
- 99% sure this is illegal
- I mean I started with a plan and now here we are but..
- Yes I totally did that *rushes away to do that*
- *scoff* of course I know what I’m doing
- Meh, good enough
- 20 FOOT RULE ™
- Don’t get paid enough for this shit
- What’s wrong? Actors.
- Hide the pizza
- Okay who broke ______?
- Put the power tool down pUT THE POWER TOOL DOWN GIVE. IT. TO. ME!
- Okay so who has the most experience out of us inexperienced people
- Finding the right keys should be an Olympic event
- *Has to test 20 keys to find the right one* *Too lazy to label the keys*
- NightVision ™
- Why the fuck is this actor here 20 minutes early go awayyyyyyyy
- Why does this look worse than before? Actors.
- Why are these mics all dead? Actors.
- Why did this new light blow out so soon? Actors.
- Why- Actors
- Actors ™
“If you do a job shitty enough you can anger someone else into doing it for you”
— Our Technical Director
“when you’ve dragged out a whole bag of equipment for a sunset shoot and then realize that the ballhead is on your monopod at home…”
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I want to find my people.
“Dave..”
“Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture.”
“DAVE.”
It's been a long tech
SM: *to sound designer* Hey so do you want that cue to go before or after she says her line?
Sound Designer: You mean the cue that turns off her mic?
SM: Yeah that one.
LD: ………..really?
SD: *muttering to himself* gettin too old for this…
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he deserves it
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
Shit I love Technical Theater
The sound of everyone’s feet on a stage during a black out
when 5 techies go on stage, move a piece and it looks like no one did it
the sound of a smooth fly system
the feel of a screw driver with a newly charged battery
at the end of an act or a show and the curtains close and ten techies converge on the stage at once to do their job
being able to see in the dark
the satisfaction of building a piece and seeing it on stage knowing how hard you worked on it
fixing shit the actors break
the sound of ripping gaf tape
saying jokes into the mic during sound check because ‘Testing 123′ is boring
going to a restaurant at the last show
watching actors cry about never seeing each other again and knowing that you will always be back
getting a cue just right
always wearing black
when a scene change goes faster and smoother than planned
saving something before anyone notices it’s wrong
watching actors freak out when something goes wrong and being the only person calm enough to fix it
putting 100% of yourself on stage and no one knows you were there
learning that the best validation can only come from yourself
learning to be creative, quick minded, resourceful, quiet
learning to be humble
knowing that sometimes you don’t have to be loud to be productive
knowing that you don’t have to be seen to do something incredible
You’re nothing but a glorified wood seamstress
Our costume designer fighting with the production carpenter
I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.
Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.
This is part of an arc where their house got broken into and they have to deal with the ensuing fallout.
Calvin and Hobbes was some real shit, my dude.
“Production didn’t want to pay to rent an underwater housing.”
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