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I like books.

[zszsze]

can i come to your house and make you know some information

[theonion]

[paranormal-taters]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[citadelofthestars]

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

[paranormal-taters]

Absolutely I can

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing I haven't gotten critiqued on yet but that I can see looming on the horizon, is that I really like to have main characters who are non-human and autistic-coded. and I've seen the conversations about how it's not actually all that validating to have "autistic rep" if the character in question is just an alien or a robot or whatever, and I actually do agree with that (for real!), but unfortunately I want to be a creature so so bad, I just really really want to be a creature. or like a little gnome or bug or something. so a good number of my autistic self inserts will just be awful fuck ass creatures and I apologize for that.

[pangur-and-grim]

wait that's so big-brained

[official-dad-blog]

Relevant

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr reply from hayesEveryone reading: I'm a big fan of autistic coded characters that are aliens or robots or whatever, because it lets you cherry pick which moments are autism coded and which ones are alien/robot coded.

So when Data on Star Trek is struggling to fit in or misreading social cues, that's him being autistic. But when he gets a virus that makes him start stabbing his co-worker, that's him being a robot.

You don't have to worry about the latter scenario being awful representation, because he's not supposed to be actual autistic representation.

Image #2: Tumblr post from marian-devotee reading: I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot" /End IDs]

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[unintentionalpenis]

[twinkee]

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

[wizardshark]

hey whats with that sign

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[catchymemes]

[drhorsekiller]

[taylornprice]

spaghetti

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[dogpuppy]