UntitledSelkie

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This Blog will be posting all things Selkie.

All Fandoms with Selkie AU's that is.

And maybe a few other myths/fantasies tbh

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I do take requests and appreciate suggestions btw

Anything goes too, I have no problem with any requests.

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How/where to request:

Send me an ask

Comment on this pinned post only

Send me a DM

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List of Fandoms I will be doing: can be updated-

Love and Deepspace

JJK

My own OC's (not an actual fandom lol)

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I never thought I would say this, but if you would like to support me, I made a Ko-fi. I would appreciate it but do not expect it. The link is in my bio 🦭 ❤️

Anyways, that is all for now.

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Masterlist:

LADS-

Selkie AU Part 1: Practice

Fluff and hardly any plot...maybe

Sad? Absolutely Not.

You're Leaving?

The day you left

The days after you left

The day you came back

For the Weekend

Homeward Bound

Somethings wrong with the Human- period comfort

Who the heck is Jeremiah??

Surprise! Remember me?

You're not a swimmer?

She's hurt

Can I have a hug?

Can I have a hug? Pt 2

You're Sick??

They Notice

Thank you too

You're leaving again, aren't you?

She's ours...probably

How they look

You don't have to clench anymore

You got WHAT

The Lemon protocol

You don't have to earn our love

You said it like it was nothing

I love you too- wait, wait, let me try again

Didn't mean to see that

Things you should have been told

Ours to protect

Sight for sore eyes

Draw four? That's a declaration of war

Too cute to function

Anxiety comes in waves

Oh how the turns table

Swimming with seals

Personal space? Never heard of her

The sea knows loss too

Hold me through the dream

The ultimate seal cosplay

You could leave us without meaning to

Land Puppy vs. Sea Puppies

You're going on a date? With who?!

A date with WHO?!

My first kiss was with a Selkie huh?

Forgive us? Please?

No touching law

How they are with each other

Normal seals. Totally normal.

For a day, you're one of them

Too hot to handle

Hot sand, new suit, clingy seals

Cooling down

Mine.

Gimme sugar

BBNo$?!

When they accidentally hurt you

Operation: Absolutely No Apples Ever Again

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What the Sea Dragged In- Selkie!Sukuna

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OC'S-

None yet

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LADS Comics

Oh look! A shiny!

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Thank you everyone that sends me compliments and responses to my works ❤️ I read them all so even if I don't react or answer them- i still see them and they make me smile.

Sending hugs and Loves from the Selkie Boys to all of you who read my works ❤️ 🦭

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Seal Sylus! @subtlenighttribute o changed mediums as I found much cuter and clearer pipe cleaner instructions to make a seal for now

I dont have the colors I want for Zayne right now so I made Sylus first!

I dont have any for Raf (anymore I made some stuff for my other fandoms lol) but I have stuff for Xavi and Caleb who should I do next :)

Im thinking about making minis of the stuffed animals from the game this way!

Once i get better at seal pattern I will share it. Its hard and simple at the same time lol.

I need to figure out what to do for eyes though.

Also I have question for the side characters like Luke and Kirean in this AU do you think they are some other sea creature of myth or seals?? I would love to hear your thoughts and how I should make them! Obv Mephi and our bird from the summer event will be birds still once I get colors for them and find good inspo

What should I do for the eyes do you think as well buttons beads or should I keep them eye less like this?

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This is so cute!

I'd personally use buttons for the eyes, and can't wait to see more! They would also look cute eyeless but thats up to you Bestie

For Luke and Kirean in this AU...maybe sea gulls? Or two more Selkies...wait, should I add them into the series as well?

Now I'm getting ideas but I don't know if I should add them as a LI or just friendly Selkies/gulls (mermen??? Maybe...) , but I'll add them anyway and see how it goes lol

I'll also add Mephie as a normal crow that gets too attached to Sylus.

I needed some new ideas cause I was at a loss at what to do next and it doesn't feel right to end it just yet, and this will be fun!

I think I'll make a poll for what Luke and Kirean should be.

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Item: The Prologue Rarity: ✦ Uncommon

What video game has the best opening scene or level?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Love and Deepspace has the best loading screen for sure.

Had to mention that lol

But the game with the best scenes (my opinion) in general for a game on a console is Avatar: Frontier of Pandora.

If only they made a game like that but with How To Train Your Dragon, I would die happy.

This is off topic but with that HTTYD idea, instead of bonding with the animals of Pandora you would be bonding with dragons, the people you would be fighting would probably be bad Vikings or trappers, for the connections to your roots it would be finding old texts or totems from people of your old village.

Like, our characters story would be something along the lines of:

Lost memories and ended up on the Edge/Berk/random uninhabited island

On the edge or berk you would be taught by another person but on the island you would have to fend for yourself and learn how to tame a dragon of that island.

Maybe we could have one permanent dragon, of players choosing, and a few saved dragons at your home, but you can still tame wild dragons, you would just have to let them go or replace a saved dragon.

OR the island you wake up on you can turn it into a sanctuary where the dragons you became friendly with will go so it's easier to find them? And if you woke up on berk or the edge you would find this island anyway?

Then it turns out, our character is from a now ruined village of dragon riders that lived on the island we woke up on/found.

They were wiped out on accident from something that I don't know yet, but it was an accident.

Our character is one of the few who survived it and was too young in the village to tame a dragon before everything happened.

On the island are some dragons that were tamed by the villagers that passed, so while they don't know you, they are familiar with people and easier to tame.

....I got carried away lol

But you see what I'm putting down???? Someone please help make this or get it to someone who can!!!!!!

It also needs to be on console AND computer like Skyrim, that way people can play it anywhere.

And it needs to look more realistic than cartoon. A good mix of the old movie style and the new one.

Oh wait, copy right lol...DREAMWORKS!!! Do this thing and my life, IS YOURS!!

@dreamworksanimation I hope this you

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Ever felt like you needed to do or say something but you don't know what? So you just scream out BABOOSHKA while doing the dougie but your supposed to actually be reciting a Shakespearian play while riding a unicycle with a hoola hoop and juggling.

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Operation: Absolutely No Apples Ever Again

Selkie LADS x Reader | Chaos, Comfort, Panic, Fluff

*This has been in my drafts for a while so I decided to just post it with no edits*

Your charming little seaside house. Early summer. Everyone is being unbearably cute. Until a small emergency makes everything come to a hault.

Based off of my experience when learning I'm allergic to apples this Thanksgiving, it was fun.

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It starts with Rafayel.

Of course it does.

He waltzes into your kitchen like he owns the place, carrying a woven basket overflowing with fruit. Zayne follows him, grumbling. Sylus pads in last, silent but amused. Caleb is bouncing. Xavier is just awake enough to exist.

Rafayel sets the basket down with flourish, “I brought offerings.”

Caleb, “Do we get some since we live here too?”

Rafayel, “Offerings for her, not you barbaric seals.”

You smile, because of course you do. And because there’s raspberries and peaches and—

Ah. Apples.

Shiny, beautiful Honeycrisps.

You pick one up, shrug, take a bite.

It tastes good.

It tastes too good.

You swallow.

Then your body says: Haha! Surprise! Guess who’s allergic to apples? You!

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You don’t even realize anything’s wrong until your lips start tingling.

Then your throat feels… fizzy.

Then your face feels hot.

Then Zayne says, concerned, “…Um...Why does your face look like you’re about to sneeze out your soul?”

You touch your cheek.

It’s swelling.

You blink once, twice—

Sylus is suddenly right there, one hand on your back, voice low, “Something’s wrong.”

Caleb, “DID SHE POISON HERSELF?!”

Rafayel, “Impossible. I washed the fruit with my own hands. Those are the cleanest hands in this region.”

Xavier, squinting, “What did she eat?”

Zayne points at the apple in your hand.

Everyone goes still.

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Caleb, “EVERYONE STOP—SHE ATE—THE DEVIL FRUIT.”

Sylus, “We don’t know that.”

Rafayel, “Yes we do. Look at her face. Look at her lips. She’s reacting.”

Xavier, now wide awake, “Allergic reaction.”

Zayne, grabbing your shoulders gently, “Can you breathe?”

You nod. Sort of. Your throat is tight but not closing, more like it’s being hugged too hard.

Caleb panics.

Absolutely panics.

He scoops you up bridal-style and starts running around the house without a destination, yelling, “I GOT YOU—DON’T DIE—WE CAN FIX THIS—WAIT WHERE DO I PUT YOU—WHERE DO HUMANS GO WHEN THEY’RE BROKEN—THE HOSPITAL? THE COUCH?? WATER??”

Sylus grabs him by the collar mid-sprint.

“Put her down.”

Caleb immediately folds like a lawn chair and gently places you on the couch.

Zayne kneels, brushing your hair back, studying you with sharp healer’s precision.

“You’re flushed. Breathing tight. Lips swollen. Definitely an allergy.”

Rafayel, “…Since when is she allergic to apples?”

Everyone turns to you.

You blink.

“I… didn’t know.”

Five selkies simultaneously.

“WHAT?!”

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Sylus, “Her airway’s stable. Keep her calm.”

Rafayel, “I am calm!”

Rafayel is not calm.

Caleb is pacing.

Xavier rushes into the kitchen with surprising speed and comes back with a cold compress.

“Hold still.” He presses it gently against your cheek.

Caleb, “I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. I SHOULD HAVE SENSED IT. I SHOULD HAVE SMELLED IT. I—”

Sylus throws a cushion at him.

“Stop spiraling or I’ll make you wear the puppy cone.”

Sylus sits beside you, grounding and warm.

“You’re okay,” he murmurs. “We’ve got you.”

Your throat tightens for a completely different reason.

Meanwhile Zayne is holding the apple basket like it’s radioactive.

“What do we do with these? Burn them?”

Caleb, “YES. BONFIRE. NOW.”

Rafayel, “No, Caleb—OH GOD, HE’S ACTUALLY GOING—SYLUS STOP HIM—”

Caleb is halfway out the door before Xavier intercepts him like a sleepy linebacker.

Xavier, monotone, “We are not committing arson today.”

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After thirty minutes, the swelling goes down.

Your breathing settles.

Everyone clusters around you like worried penguins.

Zayne nudges your knee.

“You scared us.”

Rafayel, “I’m never getting apples again.”

Xavier, “I’m making a list of foods you’ve eaten without dying so far. We’ll go from there.”

Caleb climbs onto the couch, wraps both arms around you, and shoves his face into your shoulder.

“You’re not allowed to eat anything unless I sniff-test it first,” he mumbles.

Sylus rests his forehead against yours.

Soft. Warm. Meaningful.

“You’re important to us,” he says quietly. “Don’t do that again.”

“I didn’t do it on purpose!”

He huffs a laugh and brushes his thumb along your cheek where the swelling was going down.

“I know.”

Rafayel places a hand over his heart.

“From this day forward, we—the Selkie Council—declare apples forbidden in this territory.”

Caleb, “Seconded.”

Zayne, “Thirded.”

Xavier, “Already threw them out.”

Sylus, “…Fine. Motion passed.”

You can’t help laughing.

They all melt a little at the sound.

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You’re lying under a blanket, head in Sylus’s lap, feet in Caleb’s.

Zayne is sitting beside you, Xavier’s leaning on your legs, and Rafayel is brushing your hair back every few seconds like he can’t help himself.

“Feeling better?” Rafayel asks.

“Yeah,” you murmur.

Zayne smirks.

“Good. Next time you want to experiment with food, ask one of us first.”

Caleb, “I’ll personally wrestle anything dangerous.”

Xavier, “You’d probably lose.”

Caleb, “HEY!”

Sylus, “…No more apples.”

You laugh again.

“I promise.”

Five selkies relax at once, relieved.

And from that day on?

Not a single apple ever entered your home again.

Not even apple juice.

Not even apple-scented candles.

Not even apple emojis.

The boys enforced the ban with religious fervor.

And you never felt more loved.

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When the Selkie LADS Boys Accidentally Hurt You

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Sylus

It happens while playing in the shallows. You’d been tossing smooth pebbles for him to chase, laughing every time his sleek white form darted through the water like liquid snow.

You tossed one just a bit farther, and when you turned to look where it landed—bam—Sylus leapt up from the waves to surprise you, misjudging the distance.

His full seal weight bumped into your stomach and knocked the air clean out of you. You fell backward into the surf with a gasp, clutching your ribs as he popped up beside you with wide, panicked eyes.

He immediately started chittering, pressing his cold nose against your arm, then your face, as if to say "I didn’t mean to!"

You try to laugh, wheezing, “It’s okay, Sylus, I’m fine—just need—air—”

He lets out the most pitiful groan, curling around you protectively as if he could guard you from the ocean itself. He won’t stop fussing until you sit up and scratch his head. Then—finally—he rests his chin on your thigh, eyes downcast.

You kiss the top of his head. “You’re heavy, you big oaf.”

He hums in apology, his hind flippers curling softly across your foot, and stays pressed against you until your breathing evens again.

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Rafayel

Rafayel’s accident comes during one of his “fancy tricks.” He’d been showing off—twirling and spinning through the surf, sleek and perfect and dramatic as always. You clapped, encouraging him to come closer, and when he did, he tried to nuzzle your hand like he always does.

Except… his teeth grazed too hard.

Just a tiny nip—more affectionate than anything—but it made you flinch. His eyes widened instantly. The proud seal froze, his whiskers trembling.

He backed up with a whine, making himself small in the water, sinking until only the tip of his nose showed.

You had to coax him back for nearly five minutes, laughing softly and assuring him you were okay. When he finally crept close again, he delicately rested his head on your knee.

You rubbed his head gently. “See? All good. No blood, no harm.”

He blinked up at you, eyes glossy. Then he made the tiniest, most theatrical sigh and flopped his head dramatically to the side.

You swear he was sulking.

You kissed his forehead, and he finally relaxed, cooing lowly against your palm.

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Caleb

It’s the tripping incident.

You’d been walking along the beach, Caleb bouncing beside you like an overexcited beach ball, occasionally nudging your leg for attention. You were telling him about your day, and he responded with happy chirps—until one of those nudges hit your ankle mid-step.

Down you went, sand kicking up around you. Caleb froze, eyes huge.

You sat up slowly, brushing your face off, and there he was—this enormous, round seal trying to slink closer but moving like a guilty marshmallow. He whined, low and mournful.

“Caleb, sweetheart, it’s fine.” You started laughing. “I just tripped over you!”

He didn’t seem convinced. Instead, he rolled right onto your lap with his full weight, pressing into your chest as if to pin you in place so you couldn’t fall again. His whiskers brushed your cheek, and you could practically feel the apology in every tiny rumble from his chest.

You sighed, hugging his slippery form. “You’re forgiven.”

He chirped triumphantly, like a kid who just got his favorite snack back.

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Xavier

Xavier rarely gets too rough—but when he plays, it’s focused.

This time, you’d been floating in the waves when he nudged from below, helping keep you up. You laughed and leaned on him, and in his attempt to spin beneath you—he accidentally flicked one of his fins a little too high.

The splash knocked water right into your face. You inhaled salt and started coughing.

The moment you did, Xavier’s sleek head shot up from the water, eyes wide with panic. He circled you twice, chuffing softly, then rested his chest against your shoulder so you could lean against him.

He made low, rumbling noises, something between a hum and a worried growl, until your coughing eased.

You stroked his nose gently. “Hey, I’m okay. Just swallowed the ocean for a sec.”

He blinked slowly and nudged your chin up, as if inspecting you. When you smiled, his posture finally relaxed, and he pressed his cold nose to your cheek—an apology, wordless but real.

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Zayne

Zayne sometimes gets too excited...

You were tossing fish-shaped treats, and he was dominating the game, snapping each one out of the air with pinpoint precision. Until… he bounced too close.

You felt the edge of his flipper thump against your side as he landed with an enthusiastic bark, sending you tumbling backward. It didn’t hurt much—but it startled you enough to yelp.

Zayne froze mid-yap, eyes like saucers.

He rolled over, letting out tiny squeaks, pressing his face to your shoulder and patting you with a flipper like, “You alive?? Please be alive??”

You groaned dramatically, just to tease him, and he let out a panicked bork that had you laughing so hard you had to sit up.

When he realized you were fine, he gently laid his chin across your stomach and wouldn’t move.

You scratched between his whiskers. “You’re a menace, you know that?”

He nuzzled closer, chirping softly.

You could feel the rumble of his purr through your ribs—his version of “I’m sorry,” “I love you,” and “I’ll be gentle next time,” all at once.

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By the end of the day, you’re surrounded by seals—some sulky, some clingy, all of them watchful.

They shadow you everywhere, brushing against your legs, bumping your hand for reassurance, making sure you’re really, really okay.

It’s a bit much, but sweet too.

Because even when they mess up—they love you so loudly it echoes in every wave that touches the shore.

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The ocean is vast and unkind.

Deeper than emotion and just as unknown as the stars.

Hardest to travel when the winds and the earth fight, waves so monstrous it becomes otherworldly. Showing it's true nature under the surface.

It is another world unknown almost entirely...

But it is still kind, and forgiving at times, returning things that were lost when the time is right.

It is otherworldly in it's beauty and temper. Never the same twice, it destroys and creates the most beautiful things.

I personally have never been to the ocean...I live in the middle of the land, but I can say this. Just as it is in nature, the forests and desserts, the cliffs and caves...all are the same in their beauty and unforgiving, yet forgiving, nature.

Life is funny that way.

Pushes and pulls like the tides on every shore, bringing both bad and good...known and unknown...natural and unnatural.

Gives and takes.

I remember when 'live laugh love' became popular and then cringe...it was said too much but we do live, we laugh, and we love.

But we also die, hate, and lie.

We all are like nature with our temperaments, we give and take just as all other creatures do.

What is taken now, will be replaced later. Let everything come and go like the waves in the sea, for maybe we are like the Selkies...waiting for our pelts to be returned so we may go home.

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WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

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Me to my new neighbors as I move into my house lol

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Life update!

I finally got my house!

I was lucky enough to have a landlord that understood the whole government thing and extended the lease till January 1st.

And now that I have my house I can move in and after all that settles... i can finally focus on the important stuff.

MORE SELKIE BOYS lol

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Gotta come up with $3,000 in less than a month or be homeless 🫠

All because the Government is shut down 🤣 🤣

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Um you good??????

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No, but it'll be fine 🫠 I hope anyway

A bit of a rant underneath lol

I've been trying to buy a house with a usda loan, but right as I was ready to get the loan the government shutdown and it needs their approval.

I could get an FHA loan but that would cost me 3,000 or more than with the usda loan, but then I wouldn't have to wait on the government.

I think I'll just have to wait and be homeless for a bit lol everything is all ready to go except the government.

I was also told it would have to be active for at least 2 weeks before the loan can be approved too...🫠

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Gotta come up with $3,000 in less than a month or be homeless 🫠

All because the Government is shut down 🤣 🤣

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BBno$?!

A Selkie LADS Crack post due to a dream I had.

Selkie AU | Love and Deepspace boys x Reader

A quiet afternoon by the Reader’s cozy little cove. You’re sitting on the dock, dangling your feet in the water, the boys in seal form chilling nearby. It’s peaceful. The sun is warm. The seals are being cute.

Until a jet ski blasting bass approaches.

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🎶 The Arrival

“AY YO, THIS THE SPOT, HUH?”

You blink. A neon pink jet ski drifts into view like some sort of aquatic fever dream. On it sits bbno$, in flamingo swim trunks, white sunglasses, and a gold chain. His phone is strapped to a waterproof speaker absolutely screaming Gigolo.

Sylus, half-asleep in the surf, immediately pops his head up. He looks like he’s witnessing a natural disaster.

Rafayel squints, muttering in sheer seal disbelief (if seals could mutter).

Zayne is already swimming away.

Xavier’s whiskers twitch in visible disapproval.

And Caleb? He’s vibing. He’s got that look like, “I don’t know who this man is but I want in.”

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🐦‍⬛ Sylus

Sylus stares as bbno$ hops off the jet ski and wades toward shore, speaker still blaring.

He grumbles lowly, the kind of deep rumble that says, “You’re scaring the fish and the peace.”

You: “It’s okay, Sylus, he’s harmless.”

bbno$: “Yo, are those your pets? They’re like… chunky mermaids!”

Sylus’s jaw drops.

He slaps the water once. SMACK.

It sounds like thunder.

bbno$ just stares, totally unbothered. “Damn, that’s crazy, bro. You slap the ocean for dominance?”

Sylus, ready to commit a felony in seal law, has to be held back by you scratching his head.

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🐠Rafayel

Rafayel, floating elegantly in the water, lifts his head like an offended duchess.

bbno$, meanwhile, whips out his phone: “Yo, this lighting is fire. Let’s get a pic with the bougie one.”

You: “Rafa, please, don’t—”

Too late. Rafayel’s eyes narrow.

He disappears underwater.

Ten seconds later, SPLASH.

bbno$ is soaked head to toe, phone dripping seawater.

Rafayel surfaces gracefully, smug as hell.

bbno$: “Bro just baptized me in saltwater couture.”

You: “...He says that’s what you get for calling him bougie.”

Rafayel: [Flips a flipper like a diva.]

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🍎Caleb

Caleb immediately adores him.

They are kindred chaotic spirits.

Caleb barks, bbno$ barks back.

Caleb splashes, bbno$ splashes harder.

You’re yelling from the dock as both of them start racing circles in the shallows.

At one point, bbno$ slips, and Caleb catches him on his back.

You’re half expecting him to drown, but nope—now they’re singing together.

“I got money on me—like I’m—”

“—broke as hell but winnin’, baby!”

The rest of the pod is mortified.

Caleb looks so proud.

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❄️ Zayne

Zayne hides behind you the entire time.

Every time bbno$ turns around, Zayne sinks lower in the water, until just his nose and eyes peek out.

bbno$: “Ayo, is that one shy or plotting?”

You: “He’s just shy—wait, don’t—”

bbno$ leans down.

Zayne sneezes directly on him.

bbno$: “…Respectfully deserved.”

Later, Zayne follows him around at a distance, curious but refusing to admit it.

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🌟 Xavier

Xavier is just done.

He’s floating on the surface, watching bbno$ do handstands on his jet ski, muttering (in his seal way) something like, “This is why humans shouldn’t be allowed near open water.”

bbno$: “Bro you’re, like, the chillest one here.”

Xavier blinks. Then slowly turns and sinks beneath the waves.

He’s gone for 15 minutes.

When he resurfaces, you swear he looks more wrinkled from stress.

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Eventually, bbno$ realizes it’s almost 5 p.m. and says, “Aight, I gotta dip. I got a gig in town. These dudes can come if they want though—bring the little blubby guy, he’s my homie now.”

You glance at the seals.

They stare back at you like, “No.”

As he rides off into the horizon, Caleb waves his flipper wildly.

Sylus glares.

Rafayel looks like he needs a bubble bath and therapy.

Zayne is still hiding behind you.

Xavier mutters a sound that you’re pretty sure translates to, “If he ever comes back, I’m moving north.”

And you?

You’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe.

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Extra ✨️

Later that night, when you’re all relaxing on the sand, Caleb hums softly and does a weird little dance with his flippers.

Sylus: “Don’t.”

Rafayel: “Please no.”

Caleb: “BABY GRAVY ON THE TRACK!”

Zayne shrieks. Xavier rolls into the sea.

And Rafayel has never looked closer to an aneurysm.

You fall over laughing.

And for once, even Sylus can’t stop the small, reluctant smile that creeps across his face.

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This is entirely random and I've never posted anything unrelated to Selkies but I NEED to post this somewhere.

I just woke up from a dream about going to a BBNo$ concert, I was also texting said person and he was excited I waz there...

I also went with two of my friends that I haven't seen in a long time and the concert was at a horse track?? And when BBNo$ saw me he hugged me?????

Does that mean i need a hug chat???????

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You know...instead of actually working on any of my idea's, house stuffs, and comics...I did a thing.

My first ever plush crochet seal. Xavi.

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Currently in the middle of house hunting, so I will be a little distracted from posting lol

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Gimme Sugar

Selkie AU | Love and Deepspace boys x Reader

Here’s how each of the LADS Selkies react when Reader suddenly blurts out...

I need a sugar daddy.

Whether it's out of stress, joking, frustration, or an actual (kind of serious) declaration—reactions will vary.

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🦭 Sylus-

He just blinks at you.

Once.

Twice.

“…You need a what?”

His mind blue-screens for a second. He’s not opposed to providing, but the title offends his soul.

“You don’t need a sugar daddy. You have me. I hunt.”

“…You what?”

“Fish. For you. And I fixed the sink. And gave you that mug you like.”

Refuses to ever be called “sugar” anything but becomes wildly protective and starts spoiling you more than ever.

Later he slaps a tuna onto the table like a cat that caught a frog.

“Here. This is alpha husband behavior. Forget ‘daddy.’”

If you said this while he's in seal form? Immediately grabs your wrist with his mouth and will start dragging you toward the water. You are being kidnapped back into loyalty.

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🎭 Rafayel-

“EXCUSE me?”

Clutches his invisible pearls. “You want someone else to dote on you? To pay your way? I have literally been manifesting romantic daydreams about feeding you chocolate-dipped strawberries since day two!”

You blink. You were joking.

He’s pacing dramatically now. A Shakespearean monologue about how no one else is allowed to even look at you with monetary affection. You barely whisper “It was just a joke…” and he snaps to a halt.

“So I can still be your sugar seal then?”

He proceeds to Venmo you $5 with a note: “For being adorable.”

If you say that in front of seal Raf...he'll start nipping at your ankles and whimpering like a sad, abandoned puppy. Rolling dramatically in the sand, pretending to die of heartbreak.

---

🍎Caleb-

He immediately assumes you’re serious and in trouble.

“Do you need money? Wait—did you get laid off? Do we need to sell something? I can fish more. I’ll fish all night. I'll become a fishing influencer.”

“Caleb no—”

He’s already researching how to turn clams into currency and looking up how to register a credit card in a Selkie’s name.

Once he realizes you were half-joking, he flushes pink and goes:

“…You scared me.”

Then, under his breath, “I’d be a better sugar dad than anyone anyway…”

Later, in his chonky seal form, he brings you a crab shell offering like “please reconsider, I can provide.”

---

🌙 Xavier-

He doesn’t say anything for a long time.

You feel him staring at you.

Hard.

Eventually, “…Define sugar daddy.”

You try to explain and his frown deepens.

“Do they get to hold your hand?”

“...Maybe?”

“Unacceptable.”

He disappears for an hour and comes back with a fully itemized spreadsheet labeled:

Affection-based Financial Reimbursement Plan: Partner Edition

You now have a formal stipend for “being cute.” It includes coupons for “one forehead kiss” and “unlimited seal cuddles.”

If you bring it up again? Flops in front of you and gives the most aggressive disappointed stare in seal history.

---

❄️ Zayne-

He laughs at first.

“Well, Good luck finding someone hot.”

“It’s not about hotness—”

“Is it about money? Because I just learned how to do Venmo. I'll Venmo you ten bucks right now.”

He proceeds to spam you $1 at a time with notes like:

“You looked hot today”

“This is sugar boyfriend behavior”

“Fish fund”

“Feral seal fee”

If anyone actually tried to sponsor you, he would 100% show up in seal form, bite their ankle, and flop onto you like a possessive paperweight.

You will be trapped.

If you want sugar, you’re getting it from him.

[flowgeeksout]

ISIDHEJWIAMSNEU THIS ART I HAVE FOUND MORE CROSS STICH MARTERIAL ONE FOR CALEB AND ONE FOR XAVIER!!!

LIKE XAVIER WAS DEADASS CONSIDERING IT AND HONESTLY I REAPECT THAT ABOUT HIM ALSO WHERE ARE THEY GETTING TBIS MONEY???? DO THEY NOW WORK????? WHO EMPOLYESS THEM??? ARE THEY JUST SPAMING THE READER WITH OUR IWN MONEY???????? IM CONFUSED???? DO THEY HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS WHO GAVE THEM THAT?????? DO SELKIES HAVE THEIR OWN FORM OF CURRENCY???? DO THEY HAVE A SOCIETY????? DO THEY INTERAXT WITH HUMANS TO TRANSFER SAUD CURRENCY????? I NEED ANSWERS

[subtlenighttribute]

It's both the readers money and the change found around the house and beach. Reader was the one to set up a family banking system kinda like you hear about in adds sometimes where parents can watch how their kids spend lol I'm too tired rn to remember what its call atm

[subtlenighttribute]

Gimme Sugar

Selkie AU | Love and Deepspace boys x Reader

Here’s how each of the LADS Selkies react when Reader suddenly blurts out...

I need a sugar daddy.

Whether it's out of stress, joking, frustration, or an actual (kind of serious) declaration—reactions will vary.

---

🦭 Sylus-

He just blinks at you.

Once.

Twice.

“…You need a what?”

His mind blue-screens for a second. He’s not opposed to providing, but the title offends his soul.

“You don’t need a sugar daddy. You have me. I hunt.”

“…You what?”

“Fish. For you. And I fixed the sink. And gave you that mug you like.”

Refuses to ever be called “sugar” anything but becomes wildly protective and starts spoiling you more than ever.

Later he slaps a tuna onto the table like a cat that caught a frog.

“Here. This is alpha husband behavior. Forget ‘daddy.’”

If you said this while he's in seal form? Immediately grabs your wrist with his mouth and will start dragging you toward the water. You are being kidnapped back into loyalty.

---

🎭 Rafayel-

“EXCUSE me?”

Clutches his invisible pearls. “You want someone else to dote on you? To pay your way? I have literally been manifesting romantic daydreams about feeding you chocolate-dipped strawberries since day two!”

You blink. You were joking.

He’s pacing dramatically now. A Shakespearean monologue about how no one else is allowed to even look at you with monetary affection. You barely whisper “It was just a joke…” and he snaps to a halt.

“So I can still be your sugar seal then?”

He proceeds to Venmo you $5 with a note: “For being adorable.”

If you say that in front of seal Raf...he'll start nipping at your ankles and whimpering like a sad, abandoned puppy. Rolling dramatically in the sand, pretending to die of heartbreak.

---

🍎Caleb-

He immediately assumes you’re serious and in trouble.

“Do you need money? Wait—did you get laid off? Do we need to sell something? I can fish more. I’ll fish all night. I'll become a fishing influencer.”

“Caleb no—”

He’s already researching how to turn clams into currency and looking up how to register a credit card in a Selkie’s name.

Once he realizes you were half-joking, he flushes pink and goes:

“…You scared me.”

Then, under his breath, “I’d be a better sugar dad than anyone anyway…”

Later, in his chonky seal form, he brings you a crab shell offering like “please reconsider, I can provide.”

---

🌙 Xavier-

He doesn’t say anything for a long time.

You feel him staring at you.

Hard.

Eventually, “…Define sugar daddy.”

You try to explain and his frown deepens.

“Do they get to hold your hand?”

“...Maybe?”

“Unacceptable.”

He disappears for an hour and comes back with a fully itemized spreadsheet labeled:

Affection-based Financial Reimbursement Plan: Partner Edition

You now have a formal stipend for “being cute.” It includes coupons for “one forehead kiss” and “unlimited seal cuddles.”

If you bring it up again? Flops in front of you and gives the most aggressive disappointed stare in seal history.

---

❄️ Zayne-

He laughs at first.

“Well, Good luck finding someone hot.”

“It’s not about hotness—”

“Is it about money? Because I just learned how to do Venmo. I'll Venmo you ten bucks right now.”

He proceeds to spam you $1 at a time with notes like:

“You looked hot today”

“This is sugar boyfriend behavior”

“Fish fund”

“Feral seal fee”

If anyone actually tried to sponsor you, he would 100% show up in seal form, bite their ankle, and flop onto you like a possessive paperweight.

You will be trapped.

If you want sugar, you’re getting it from him.