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I'm a fresh level 23 BBY male, he/him send me Oni masks, please

[toastbutteregg]

[koney-scanlines]

IBM PS/2 77s

[yourbleedingh3art]

[evil-tboys]

tumblrs not a blogging or social media or whatever platform. its an aquarium.

[starblaster]

and brother, i’m a stingray who wants to be petted

[thysilus]

[metalbendz]

what really shouldve went down during their life changing field trip

[smallestdogswilldie]

[coolguycy]

if you were a cishet office guy what would your name be?

ill go first, Im Paul

[amerykah]

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

[lobotomycas]

joking abt how no one joins tumblr anymore isn't enough. we need to get rid of the sign up button

[alisonzai]

[saturnsuv]

how can people not like cats. they literally have little paws

[bullysquadess]

[justpastryvideos]

x

[cookies-super-secret-blog]

THE FUCKIN CHOCOLATE GUY IS BACK

[write-it-motherfuckers]

A friend of mine posted this and tagged my old instagram account, asking me to share it. I figured sharing it here where I actually have a following, would be far better.

Please remember that just because the government is giving into pressure and greed, that doesn’t mean that any of this is getting any better, in a lot of ways it’s getting worse. And even if you yourself aren’t being as heavily affected anymore, there are people and communities that are.

Stay safe Darling ones, and help others remain safe too.

[noparlpf]

Navajo Reservation Relief Project organized by Terrill Benally

Yá’át’ééh (greetings in Navajo) my name is Terrell Benally. I am a first year Indige… Terrill Benally needs your support for Navajo Reservat

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Navajo Water Project

Help DigDeep bring clean, running water to hundreds of American families. 1 in 3 Navajo homes don't have a tap or toilet. We can fix that.

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PPE FOR NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATIONS! organized by Prados Beauty

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Official Navajo Nation COVID-19 Relief Fund organized by Navajo Nation

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[jaubaius]

Party’s over time to put the bar away

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[sharkangelic]

The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters.  The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4

The lineage of ring bearers is as follows.

Sauron.

Isildur

Deagol

Sméagol

Bilbo

Frodo

Samwise

[kaispeakshermind]

I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds

[uberguber89]

He held it for the rest of of his life!

[animanightmate]

[Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle.

[elidyce]

From the ring’s perspective:

1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.

2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.

3. What the fuck is you?

4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.

5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.

6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 

7. FUCK

8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 

9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* 

[kiwivee]