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Things I Wanted to Gain over the Holidays:

Energy

New skills

A sense of accomplishment

Excitement for the new year

Fond memories with loved ones

Things I Actually Gained:

Weight

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Alternate Universe Theory

It is the year 3000. A group of scientists have finally made the first 2 humans from scratch: one female, one male. As a joke, they call them Adam and Eve. To celebrate, the scientists use their time machine (the technology has been around for a while now) to take Adam and Eve back to meet the original Adam and Eve. When they get there, the scientists can’t find the two humans anywhere. They use all their scanning technology and slowly, they begin to realize that Adam and Eve don’t exist. The scientists begin to panic, they double and triple check all of their calculations, and this was exactly when the first two humans ever lived. The group has a meeting and decides that something must be done-if humans didn’t exist now, they never will. After carefully contemplating this, they come to a decision and go back to the future, leaving behind Adam and Eve. The scientists only come to a full realization of what they’ve done after they return home and they all can’t help but wonder: did humans just create themselves?

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Help

I just finished the Harry Potter series and I don’t know what to do with my life now.

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Books, Books

Books, books are wonderful things

They’ll take you places you’d never have been

Through magical forests or hyperspace

You can go any time; you’ll never be late

Into the rabbit hole, through the wardrobe

To platform 9 and three quarters

To Panem, the Tardis, the Batcave, the Death Star

And a certain volcano in Mordor

You’ll learn to love people of all shapes and sizes

Cheer for underdogs, those who surprise us

But some characters you’ll begin to loathe

Like Malfoy, Count Frollo, and President Snow

Yet those types of guys are the ones who lose

The good guys defeat them, that’s just what they do

Books, books you just can’t hate

Whether comic books or classical greats

The universe becomes open to you

And you don’t even have to leave your room

-Jessica Todd

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A know it all is simply someone who doesn’t understand how much there is to learn.

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Whenever you feel stupid, just scroll through Donald Trump’s twitter. Works for me!

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My Amazing Realization of the Day

The sound of snapping your fingers is made by the finger slapping your palm, not the thumb and the finger's friction!!

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Anyone who thinks they know everything about anything doesn’t know anything about everything

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Life will never be the same once you realize that in da hiz house is probably just an exaggerated way of saying in this house...

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I was watching Pitch Perfect and honestly, I can’t believe the producers missed out on the opportunity to call the Barden Bellas the AcaBellas

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Any time you are feeling dumb just think: if you are in high school or up, you’re probably actually more knowledgeable than most of the old famous philosophers. So next time you fail a test just tell yourself “at least I did better than Aristotle would have”

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The French word for student, “élève,” directly translates back to English as “slave.”

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I don't get how in high school movies there is all of these complex conversations, like, in my school you either say:

1. I'm cold

2. I'm tired

3. What's the homework

Any more and you're that weird friendly kid

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So me and my dad were talking about Benedict Cumberbatch and he says: "Well he'd have to go into acting with a name like that-otherwise he couldn't afford a tombstone!"

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Guys...what if Disney shows aren't getting worse...What if we're getting older?

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I thought since I already didn't have a life why not make a tumblr too? So I did.